Author Topic: No one else showed up for work today (Read 1899 times)

GilloD · « **on:** April 27, 2009, 11:49:30 AM »

I am the only person who came into my office this morning. Where is everyone? My boss is e-mailing me from Toronto. I don't think he knows everyone else is missing.

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:52:01 AM »

Hehehe, awesome.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:53:24 AM »

this seems to be a common occurrence at your workplace

tehjaybo · « **Reply #3 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:53:47 AM »

Email your boss back and ask him.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #4 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:56:04 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 27, 2009, 11:55:32 AM

Quote from: tehjaybo on April 27, 2009, 11:53:47 AM
Email your boss back and ask him.

This please.

Also make a picture of the empty office and attach it.

Then upload it here.

Bocsius · « **Reply #5 on:** April 27, 2009, 12:10:37 PM »

Everyone else got laid off.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** April 27, 2009, 12:15:20 PM »

You are now in charge. Good luck.

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Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** April 27, 2009, 12:16:08 PM »

Since your boss is in toronto they decided to have a secret party/orgy but didn't invite you. I would get some hookers and fuck around the empty office if I were you.

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** April 27, 2009, 12:16:38 PM »

just go to generation records and hang out.

Crushed · « **Reply #9 on:** April 27, 2009, 12:16:50 PM »

walk around naked all day

E-DuB · « **Reply #10 on:** April 27, 2009, 06:42:15 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on April 27, 2009, 12:16:50 PM

walk around naked all day

This is the only right answer. That and be sure to e-mail him about the empty office too

pilonv1 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:29:36 PM »

if i was alone in the office id be playing games in my underwear while eating something disgusting. make the most of it

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:34:26 PM »

At first, I thought this was a Willco thread.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:39:45 PM »

edit: what the hell? wrong thread

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** April 27, 2009, 09:45:23 PM »

but guys gillod might get a raise

LMAO

Ganhyun · « **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:29:07 AM »

so what happened?

Seriously, why did you leave us in suspense?

Eric P · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM »

he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons. he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:12:43 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM

he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons. he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Sounds like a sexy time. Did you molest GilloD in "fantasy D&D land?"

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GilloD · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:33:47 AM »

The accountant never showed, the other girl eventually came in around 1 and left at like 4:15. I got to sit here and listen to jams with the window open, so even-steven, yo.

Eric P · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:56:44 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 10:12:43 AM

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM
he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons. he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Sounds like a sexy time. Did you molest GilloD in "fantasy D&D land?"

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they don't call me the dungeon master for nothing

Ganhyun · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:01:54 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 10:56:44 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 10:12:43 AM
Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM
he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons. he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Sounds like a sexy time. Did you molest GilloD in "fantasy D&D land?"

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they don't call me the dungeon master for nothing

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:18:02 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 10:56:44 AM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 10:12:43 AM
Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 09:56:37 AM
he came over that night and played hipster dungeons and dragons. he brought over his roommate who is a video vixen or something (she almost didn't make it because she had a rap video to shoot)

Sounds like a sexy time. Did you molest GilloD in "fantasy D&D land?"

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they don't call me the dungeon master for nothing

Just a thought, getting molested by this dude would be freaky. Specially if he made that face.

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Eric P · « **Reply #22 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:49:07 AM »

Harry Hill is a master of strange facial expressions

[youtube=560,345]NbER7SA8bqI[/youtube]

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:00:37 PM »

Those glasses are sexy.

I'd cum on those glasses.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:13:09 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:00:37 PM

Those glasses are sexy.

I'd cum on those glasses.

I think black people cum should be relative to their certain shade of darky. Like, if the black dude is wesley snipes black, it'll look like he's spurting oil, u dig?

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #25 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:13:49 PM »

yeah Harry Hill's Tv Burp won a BAFTA at the British television awards couple days ago. The Inbetweeners just missed out to The IT Crowd for best Sitcom.

Here's the full list of winners

Eric P · « **Reply #26 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:15:51 PM »

yeah i caught that, and was quite happy with a number of the wins but there were others that made me cry.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #27 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:23:44 PM »

I was pretty chuffed that Harry and Paul won best comedy programme.

Eric P · « **Reply #28 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:28:46 PM »

yeah that was my main disappointment

edit: happy for wallander. that was pretty good

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:30:36 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 12:13:09 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:00:37 PM
Those glasses are sexy.

I'd cum on those glasses.

I think black people cum should be relative to their certain shade of darky. Like, if the black dude is wesley snipes black, it'll look like he's spurting oil, u dig?

lol

I don't know what kind of cum I have, I just have cum I guess.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:30:36 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 12:13:09 PM
Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:00:37 PM
Those glasses are sexy.

I'd cum on those glasses.

I think black people cum should be relative to their certain shade of darky. Like, if the black dude is wesley snipes black, it'll look like he's spurting oil, u dig?

lol

I don't know what kind of cum I have, I just have cum I guess.

You cum lolis and while you're cumming you yell "DESUDESUDESU!" or "TIFA!"

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:45:51 PM »

If that were true I'd never want to spill my seed ever again

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #32 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:47:31 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 29, 2009, 12:28:46 PM

yeah that was my main disappointment

I thought they deserved it (big Paul Whitehouse and 'The Fast Show' fan.), though I must admit I haven't seen much of the other nominations.

drew · « **Reply #33 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:49:23 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 29, 2009, 12:44:23 PM

You cum lolis and while you're cumming you yell "DESUDESUDESU!" or "KAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!"

fixed

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:52:15 PM »

DREW

FUCK YOU

WE'RE THROUGH

you're not getting a lick of this loli cum

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 29, 2009, 12:45:51 PM

If that were true I'd never want to spill my seed ever again

I'd pay to see it though.

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Just kidding, I get in for free.

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Author Topic: No one else showed up for work today (Read 1899 times)