Author Topic: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you (Read 1698 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** April 29, 2009, 01:09:02 AM »

http://www.avclub.com/articles/awkward-like-aspergers-awkward,27302/

I'd still hit rose byrne at full force in vagina mouth and ass.

drew · « **Reply #1 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:13:48 AM »

my name should also be ittt due to my infatuation w/ space correlating w/ my alien obsession

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the 1979 movie not the little green men

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:17:02 AM »

My first name is Adam. $:-\$

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:21:58 AM »

Is that Burrell?

wait, really? that's the best movie premise ever.

Quote from: Malek on April 29, 2009, 01:17:02 AM

My first name is Adam. $:-\$

Adam is the best name out there. Second best is Kyle.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:26:31 AM »

I can't contain my laughter this is like that Don Cheadle and Adam Sandler movie but worse.

Robo · « **Reply #5 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:29:57 AM »

It is Burrell. And at first I thought the guy sitting next to him was Pryzbylewski.

Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:33:50 AM »

Rose Byrne is so hot, gonna jerk off now.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:44:25 AM »

wow, that's a new level of revolting

drozmight · « **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:45:16 AM »

THEY HAD ASS BURGERS!

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:53:29 AM »

Rose Byrne

The movie

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:56:21 AM »

Quote from: Malek on April 29, 2009, 01:17:02 AM

My first name is Adam. $:-\$

You should be happy. Today, for you, is like the first day I discovered Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2009, 01:59:09 AM »

Adam, madam, mad am I.

Reb · « **Reply #12 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:46:49 AM »

This is so wrong, giving all those poor little nerds hope of scoring a beautiful woman.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:57:13 AM »

Reminded me more of recursivelyenumerable than Malek, in part because I could see a woman actually entering his hotel

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:01:45 AM »

Recursively at least makes attempts at socialization, even if they aren't as successful as he'd like, though.

Kara · « **Reply #15 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:15:33 AM »

Aspies sold out. Time to find a new internet disease.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:37:50 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 29, 2009, 04:01:45 AM

Recursively at least makes attempts at socialization, even if they aren't as successful as he'd like, though.

That's my point! The dude in the movie was socially awkward yet managed to bag a fine dime who lived next to him. I could see such a scenario playing out with Recursively.

A Malek film would probably be sadder than Requiem for a Dream. And with no nudity :'(

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #17 on:** April 29, 2009, 04:45:08 AM »

this reminds me of 'Lars and the Real Girl' which was really awful.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #18 on:** April 29, 2009, 05:15:03 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 29, 2009, 04:20:30 AM

but does the black guy will all the advice get any?

I wish I could just casually eat lunch with a black guy on some bench as he share's his wisdom with me.

PD or Himu?
Would you really want to take their advice?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:30:44 AM »

Eric P · « **Reply #20 on:** April 29, 2009, 09:55:32 AM »

jesus

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:13:40 AM »

Eric, I say you and I finish our fantasy of scripting a rom com set during an alien invasion.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #22 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:14:39 AM »

Some Black dude and a nerdy guy in

Aspergers: the movie

In real life it would just be 90 minutes of a 28 year old smelly dude standing in the anime section of a comic shop telling patrons about the different mechs in Battletech.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** April 29, 2009, 10:22:18 AM »

Wow. This is basically like that sleep movie thing in French. I forget the name. The dude couldn't differentiate between his dreams and reality. idk, whatevs.

Eric P · « **Reply #24 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:04:44 AM »

Quote from: Willco on April 29, 2009, 10:13:40 AM

Eric, I say you and I finish our fantasy of scripting a rom com set during an alien invasion.

did we actually have that idea? because that's kind of cool. the meet cute is during a round up! like the opening sequence from the host.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #25 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:11:57 AM »

I love stories about two strangers!

tiesto · « **Reply #26 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM »

Are there a lot of chicks with aspergers or is it mostly a guy thing?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #27 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:40:29 AM »

mostly a guy thing

Barry Egan · « **Reply #28 on:** April 29, 2009, 11:50:35 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM

Are there a lot of chicks with aspergers or is it mostly a guy thing?

well, someone's hit rock bottom

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #29 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:09:14 PM »

I've read claims that the frequency difference between sexes may be partly an artifact of how it's diagnosed, though.

tiesto · « **Reply #30 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:14:56 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on April 29, 2009, 11:50:35 AM

Quote from: tiesto on April 29, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
Are there a lot of chicks with aspergers or is it mostly a guy thing?

well, someone's hit rock bottom

Heh, too late

Eric P · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:20:22 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2009, 12:09:14 PM

I've read claims that the frequency difference between sexes may be partly an artifact of how it's diagnosed, though.

ah, like my diagnosis of lesbianism in women who don't want to go out with me?

Kara · « **Reply #32 on:** April 29, 2009, 12:44:09 PM »

Girls are also socialized to internalize so their freakishness isn't as readily apparent as their boyish peers.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** April 29, 2009, 02:15:12 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2009, 12:09:14 PM

I've read claims that the frequency difference between sexes may be partly an artifact of how it's diagnosed, though.

well, my daughter was diagnosed with a mild autistic spectrum disorder, and the pediatrician indicated that it wasn't as common in girls. clearly the internet's many female asperger's cases could prove her old out-of-touch ass WRONG

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oh god my child will wind up a furry :'( :'( :'(

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Eric P · « **Reply #34 on:** April 29, 2009, 02:31:49 PM »

there there

she could also end up a juggalo

Reb · « **Reply #35 on:** April 29, 2009, 02:38:30 PM »

or like that applemilk girl

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:12:26 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2009, 12:09:14 PM

I've read claims that the frequency difference between sexes may be partly an artifact of how it's diagnosed, though.

According to Simon Baron-Cohen, Borat's cousin, Autism is a form of hyper-masculinity. Those with autism simply have an extreme version of the male brain, with both its weaknesses and strengths.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37 on:** April 29, 2009, 03:15:07 PM »

I've read that too. However, being Borat's cousin doesn't grant him infallibility, and I'm not sure that claim was made ex cathedra anyway.

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Author Topic: Prole, Malek, Demi: they've finally made a rom com for you (Read 1698 times)