Author Topic: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH (Read 12953 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #60 on:** April 30, 2009, 01:28:35 PM »

36,000 people died in the US of garden variety flu last year

somewhere between 250k and 500k died worldwide

swine flu = panicmongering total

Ganhyun · « **Reply #61 on:** April 30, 2009, 01:29:29 PM »

I heard on the radio this morning that the swine flu also had an outbreak in the 70s. Total deaths from what they could find: 1 adult male in NJ.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #62 on:** April 30, 2009, 01:31:18 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on April 30, 2009, 01:25:48 PM

I'm not running around afraid that I'm going to die or anything, but I am a little freaked out since I work in the schools and stuff always spreads really fast around here.

You need a HEV suit.

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Kara · « **Reply #63 on:** April 30, 2009, 01:39:14 PM »

Quote from: Akala on April 30, 2009, 12:50:03 PM

I want everyone to start calling swine flu PESTE DE PUERCO. Sounds so much cooler, although I think it's closer to "pig plague/plague of the pig." Which is still better.

**thinking about it, wouldn't it be DEL instead of DE? WE :'(

also makes people associate it with everyone's favorite remnant from the Spanish-American War: Puerto Rico!

take THAT Puerto Rico Tourism Board

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #64 on:** April 30, 2009, 01:40:41 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2009, 01:28:35 PM

36,000 people died in the US of garden variety flu last year

somewhere between 250k and 500k died worldwide

swine flu = panicmongering total

bubububu airplanes

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #65 on:** April 30, 2009, 01:51:59 PM »

I love how the news is basically:

"World community stunned as to why swine flu appears mild in modern, industrialized nations while impoverished countries face mounting death toll."

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #66 on:** April 30, 2009, 01:56:00 PM »

I just realized something. This site is called Evilbore.

Evilbore -> Evilboar

Boar -> Pig

drew · « **Reply #67 on:** April 30, 2009, 02:12:12 PM »

anime avatar etc etc

Crushed · « **Reply #68 on:** April 30, 2009, 02:21:43 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2009, 01:28:35 PM

36,000 people died in the US of garden variety flu last year

somewhere between 250k and 500k died worldwide

swine flu = panicmongering total

And millions of people died of AIDS (an actual pandemic) last year.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #69 on:** April 30, 2009, 03:31:10 PM »

Bacchus :'(

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #70 on:** April 30, 2009, 03:38:35 PM »

Spain has a couple of reports aPPArently.

So i'm on death watch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #71 on:** April 30, 2009, 03:58:28 PM »

Had my physical today. Sucked being in the waiting room while people were coughing around me. $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #72 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:08:48 PM »

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KOSMA: AIDS

This is unrelated to pigs . . . or maybe not.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #73 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:13:56 PM »

Quote from: Malek on April 30, 2009, 04:08:48 PM

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KOSMA: AIDS

This is unrelated to pigs . . . or maybe not.

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Diunx · « **Reply #74 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:16:39 PM »

I just coughed.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #75 on:** April 30, 2009, 04:22:33 PM »

i had a mild cold since last Saturday and only went to the doctor for a routine check-up on my psoriosis - didn't even tell her about my cold symtoms

Bocsius · « **Reply #76 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:21:14 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090430/ap_on_he_me/un_who_swine_flu

World Health Organization is going to stop calling it "swine flu" because apparently pigs are offended. Egypt also thought it was a brilliant idea to slaughter its pigs in order to ward off the disease.

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Why would a muslim nation have pigs anyway?

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #77 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:22:22 PM »

I just died of swine flu.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #78 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:22:46 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on April 30, 2009, 05:22:22 PM

I just died of swine flu.

:'(

Bocsius · « **Reply #79 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:24:16 PM »

I have a coworker who is out today because of her sick son.

We're in North Carolina, lots of migrant workers.... do the math, we're all dead.

Diunx · « **Reply #80 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:29:37 PM »

EB members keep dropping like flies, when is the magic tournament starting?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #81 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:30:49 PM »

Time to start shooting illegals. It'll be law soon.

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Mups can hide in a basement or something.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #82 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:31:29 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #83 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:32:39 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #84 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:52:23 PM »

I have it on good word that MAF just said fuck it and ate one of these todays to make it end more quickly:

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #85 on:** April 30, 2009, 05:55:34 PM »

what is that

Diunx · « **Reply #86 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:02:18 PM »

I see cheese, bacon, sausages, chicken and egg maybe?

TVC15 · « **Reply #87 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:08:30 PM »

It is the new Grand Slam Breakfast Burrito

Eric P · « **Reply #88 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:09:45 PM »

i didn't know maf was a 16 year old

Eric P · « **Reply #89 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:09:58 PM »

i mean, really. who eats at denny's?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #90 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:12:03 PM »

i cannot find the ingredients anywhere

i would swear i can see pancakes inside that

Robo · « **Reply #91 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:13:09 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 06:09:58 PM

i mean, really. who eats at denny's?

insomniacs, stoners and drunkards, although I prefer Waffle House.

Eric P · « **Reply #92 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:13:40 PM »

and suicidal forumites in exile

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #93 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:14:09 PM »

Just went to health services, and they're calling my malady "viral syndrome". Fever's gone, I'm on the mend, officially off death watch.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #94 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:15:00 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2009, 06:12:03 PM

i cannot find the ingredients anywhere

i would swear i can see pancakes inside that

Looks like it's wrapped up with pancakes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #95 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:19:42 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2009, 06:12:03 PM

i cannot find the ingredients anywhere

i would swear i can see pancakes inside that

Yes, there is a pancake in it. Note that it is not wrapped in a pancake, but a normal tortilla wrap thing (I believe).

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #96 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:23:28 PM »

hahaha

if we had a denny's here i would eat one just to say i did

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #97 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:47:07 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 06:09:58 PM

i mean, really. who eats at denny's?

for the record, "fuck you"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #98 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:48:17 PM »

denny's is fuck AMAZING. i even know the manager's name. he once gave me a handjob behind the senior's counter.

Eric P · « **Reply #99 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:51:55 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 30, 2009, 06:47:07 PM

Quote from: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 06:09:58 PM
i mean, really. who eats at denny's?

for the record, "fuck you"

oh, i'm sorry, i didn't know that you were a senior out enjoying his senior slam at 6 am.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #100 on:** April 30, 2009, 06:53:15 PM »

i am fucking old and probably very near death. you will respect the accumulated wisdom of my age and join me in supporting Denny's(tm), Home of the All-American Grand Slam(tm) you treasonous socialist ratbag

</gran_torino>

bud · « **Reply #101 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:07:52 PM »

i'm still here and i'm feeling good.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #102 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:17:43 PM »

Quote from: The Stranger

I'm up at the state health department lab in Shoreline where they've been testing medical samples for swine flu all week.

It appears several more probable swine flu cases have been found in Washington. In the last four days, the state lab has received about 100 samples of possible swine flu for testing, 60 of which came in within the last 24 hours.

Right now, any probable samples have to be shipped off to the CDC in Atlanta for confirmation—which takes about a week—but the state should be getting its very own swine flu test kit some time next week.

I'll have more info as soon as I get back to the office.

Update: Expect more school closures. King County has confirmed 7 additional probable swine flu cases, 4 of which are school-age children. A King County spokeswoman would not confirm potential closures but did say that a press release about schools was coming later today.

I wonder if my schools will get closed. I doubt it, but it could happen.

TVC15 · « **Reply #103 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:20:28 PM »

Better write your living will and DNR order. And your will an shit. Write me into your will and give me awesome shit.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #104 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:20:49 PM »

I've been sick so much this current school year cause of bugs floating around the buildings. I was looking at my available sick time, and while I still have 154 hours to use, I think I've been out at least one or two days every month since November. It's crazy.

Kara · « **Reply #105 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:28:20 PM »

i ate pork and rode a crowded bus with ethnics today, sooner or later fate's gotta get pissed i'm flipping it the bird

bud · « **Reply #106 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:30:08 PM »

i like the way pork smells

drew · « **Reply #107 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:30:54 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on April 30, 2009, 03:38:35 PM

Spain has a couple of reports aPPArently.

So i'm on death watch.

youre spanish?

it all makes sense now

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #108 on:** April 30, 2009, 08:59:16 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on April 30, 2009, 08:28:20 PM

i ate pork and rode a crowded bus with ethnics today, sooner or later fate's gotta get pissed i'm flipping it the bird

My wife works with the guy in charge of transportation for their company, and he's been getting hundreds of emails asking about cheap parking in downtown Seattle, since people don't want to ride the bus because of the scare.

drozmight · « **Reply #109 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:00:32 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on April 30, 2009, 08:59:16 PM

Quote from: Karakand on April 30, 2009, 08:28:20 PM
i ate pork and rode a crowded bus with ethnics today, sooner or later fate's gotta get pissed i'm flipping it the bird

My wife works with the guy in charge of transportation for their company, and he's been getting hundreds of emails asking about cheap parking in downtown Seattle, since people don't want to ride the bus because of the scare.

I'd just reply, "lol cheap parking."

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #110 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on April 30, 2009, 08:30:54 PM

Quote from: WrikaWrek on April 30, 2009, 03:38:35 PM
Spain has a couple of reports aPPArently.

So i'm on death watch.

youre spanish?

it all makes sense now

I'm portuguese. Which means, i have nowhere to run, if i go to sea sharks will eat me, fucking sharks will eat me, but if i don't, the flu will get me in time.

"it all makes sense now" ur ur ur, stop trying so hard to make others look bad.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #111 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:03:38 PM »

Quote from: drozmight on April 30, 2009, 09:00:32 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on April 30, 2009, 08:59:16 PM
Quote from: Karakand on April 30, 2009, 08:28:20 PM
i ate pork and rode a crowded bus with ethnics today, sooner or later fate's gotta get pissed i'm flipping it the bird

My wife works with the guy in charge of transportation for their company, and he's been getting hundreds of emails asking about cheap parking in downtown Seattle, since people don't want to ride the bus because of the scare.

I'd just reply, "lol cheap parking."

Yeah. Cheap parking in Seattle? Maybe if you want to park down in SoDo or South Park and then walk downtown!

My wife isn't worried, she'll keep riding the bus everyday.

Himu · « **Reply #112 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:10:58 PM »

http://doihaveswineflu.org/

Diunx · « **Reply #113 on:** April 30, 2009, 09:29:55 PM »

I'm eating pork right now, so fucking good.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #114 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:10:33 PM »

i ate at taco bell tonight

i'm fearful i might receive an inferior swine flu experience

muckhole · « **Reply #115 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:23:32 PM »

I just hope they get this shit under control before we open next week and all the tourists start showing up. I'll be in turbo-hypochondriac mode, bathing each night in gallons of Purell. It's gonna burn. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #116 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:19:21 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 30, 2009, 06:47:07 PM

Quote from: Eric P on April 30, 2009, 06:09:58 PM
i mean, really. who eats at denny's?

for the record, "fuck you"

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Himu · « **Reply #117 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:20:44 AM »

I ate at denny's when I was a kid and they had that Jetsons marketing thing back in the 80's. That was like the only time I went there frequently. I've eaten at Denny's maybe 3 times since then.

TVC15 · « **Reply #118 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:21:16 AM »

Jesus, that seems like it might be the most obnoxious movie to sit through in history. Is he like that throughout the whole thing?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #119 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:22:15 AM »

no he has a retardorectomy at the end and gets better

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Author Topic: EB SWINE FLU DEATH WATCH (Read 12953 times)