Every waking day of my life since Friday has been a nightmare.

[T234]

Saturday: I worked. I'm actually considering writing the words "I quit.  -**** ********" in feces on the store manager's desk.

Sunday: Same as Saturday, except I actually had some of my coworker's metamucil in an attempt to produce the turds suitable for smushing and writing.

Monday: Car broke down 45 miles from home. Slept on floor.

Tuesday: Paid 120 fucking dollars to have my car towed those same 45 miles back home. Also paid 50 bux for car repairs.

Today: Found out I'm not gonna pass 292, and thus might be in college a semester after I'm supposed to graduate. Also came to the realization that I AM NOT A NETWORKING PERSON, and that I am simply a programmer who lacks the mathematical chops to ACTUALLY STUDY PROGRAMMING IN COLLEGE. SO MOST OF THE PAST THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING.

[drozmight]

I think you might have Swine Flu.

[demi]

We already knew you were nothing but a sack of flesh. Not a very good one either

[Phoenix Dark]

 :'(

my car might be broken. my parents want me to go to med school. my neighbors are loud as fuck. i need to get back in shape. smh

[Positive Touch]

you worked at walmart, your car broke down, and you failed a college class.  wow it's amazing that you actually lived through all that and are still able to talk about so soon afterwards

[Reb]

:'(

my car might be broken. my parents want me to go to med school. my neighbors are loud as fuck. i need to get back in shape. smh

you have a car. you can afford med school. stop whining. goddammit.

[T234]

you worked at walmart, your car broke down, and you failed a college class.  wow it's amazing that you actually lived through all that and are still able to talk about so soon afterwards

Have you ever worked at Wal-Mart? One that actually cares about everything?

[Phoenix Dark]

:'(

my car might be broken. my parents want me to go to med school. my neighbors are loud as fuck. i need to get back in shape. smh

you have a car. you can afford med school. stop whining. goddammit.

where's your compassion smh!

[Reb]

:'(

my car might be broken. my parents want me to go to med school. my neighbors are loud as fuck. i need to get back in shape. smh

you have a car. you can afford med school. stop whining. goddammit.

where's your compassion smh!

compassion, on the bore?

[T234]

If that distinguished effete fellow Malek gets to complain about a girl HE NEVER FUCKING TALKED TO AT ANY LENGTH WORTH MENTIONING, then I get to complain about my life. It could be worse, but the realization that nearly everything you've done for the past few years has been for naught is pretty awful, and having racked up 20,000 dollars in student debt just to figure that out kinda adds to that.

Sorry about your friend, Cohen. I send my best wishes.

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If it wasn't horribly inappropriate, I would have posted the Dead Kennedys' "Holiday in Cambodia", but I refrained from doing so.

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[demi]

College is a scam, I could have told you that

Enjoy your debt

[T234]

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