Author Topic: Which evilbore member is most likely to be killed by swine flu? (Read 3782 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** April 30, 2009, 10:43:07 PM »

PLACE YER BETS

Cyanista · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:44:31 PM »

Sucks to live in texas.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:45:24 PM »

lmfao. I make one post saying "where's Cyanista" and there she is.

Diunx · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:47:03 PM »

She made that thread before your post.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:48:41 PM »

mupepe, since it seems that his mexican genes are most susceptible to it

*wtf, manabyte? for reals will?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:51:04 PM »

That's so bad.

For that, you will be the last to die!

tehjaybo · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:52:52 PM »

I chose the only answer I know to be absolutely true.

Sorry Bloodwake. You will be missed. $:-\$

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:54:03 PM »

Well, tehjaybo, since you are the people he is referring to that will kill me off, you will be dead too. So you just voted for your own impending death.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:54:32 PM »

Ichi's revenge.

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:55:24 PM »

too many iconfags and kentuckyfags itp

muckhole · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:55:43 PM »

Totally Willco. He works in retail, after all. All the sick folks will be coming in to rent stuff to watch.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:55:54 PM »

Where's the love, bitch? I actually work in the schools with small children and adolescents. And with a large Hispanic population to boot!

I'm gonna send you some swine flu in the mail Federman!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2009, 10:58:23 PM »

I live in a liberal paradise where people come to feel healthy. Tehjaybo lives in a major crossroads in southeast KY.

Yep, definitely lasting longer than him. See you at your funeral, dude.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:04:03 PM »

TVC, cuz pigs are the last thing left that give him a hard on.

You can't fight naturrr

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:31:52 PM »

Sorry FOC, the ill standard is upon you.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:35:54 PM »

This just in: Bloodwake is a filthy poor.

I will be living longer. Go use the Berea public baths or dine in your free foodservice building or something. I have a wonderful warm shower to take in my personal bathroom, and a delicious meal to eat that I prepared myself.

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2009, 11:36:54 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on April 30, 2009, 10:55:54 PM

Where's the love, bitch? I actually work in the schools with small children and adolescents. And with a large Hispanic population to boot!

I'm gonna send you some swine flu in the mail Federman!

We're pretty sure that your death is inevitable at this point, so it's not much fun guessing.

Akala · « **Reply #17 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:06:55 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 30, 2009, 10:50:21 PM

Sure when pigs fly.
Well, SWINE FLU

hyuck hyuck

Oh come on. That's a good one.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #18 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:46:37 AM »

I live next door to a hospital. I will be alive long after you all die.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:48:21 AM »

Quote from: Akala on May 01, 2009, 12:06:55 AM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 30, 2009, 10:50:21 PM
Sure when pigs fly.
Well, SWINE FLU

hyuck hyuck

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Oh come on. That's a good one.

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM »

Is there any reason I'm not winning this? I thought I was the queen bee around here in terms of being sickly and dying? You know, sometimes I can actually feel my heart hurting. It feels weird and scary.

Bildi · « **Reply #21 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:51:32 AM »

Mups. But I hope he doesn't die.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:54:21 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM

Is there any reason I'm not winning this? I thought I was the queen bee around here in terms of being sickly and dying? You know, sometimes I can actually feel my heart hurting. It feels weird and scary.

I voted for you

muckhole · « **Reply #23 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:00:35 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM

Is there any reason I'm not winning this? I thought I was the queen bee around here in terms of being sickly and dying? You know, sometimes I can actually feel my heart hurting. It feels weird and scary.

You'll likely be the one that survives it all. Cruising around in your station wagon like Vincent Price in The Last Man on Earth, killing off the straggler infected.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:06:16 AM »

Unfortunately not. Even normal flu is deadly to people with heart conditions. Swine flu could be the trendy little fast-acting thing to come along and kill me quickly that I've been praying for these past 7 or so years.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #25 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:09:04 AM »

TVC, no lie, I'm pro-assisted suicide.

Come visit sometime.

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:14:02 AM »

In WA, if they ever tell me I have only 6 months to live and there are no options, I can get a magic suicide pill! I'm glad these medical problems hit after our last election.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #27 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:39:30 AM »

Ironically TVC would the one most probable to die if he actually caught the damned thing

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:43:14 AM »

It can't be TVC, he's like Mr. Burns in the episode of the Simpsons where Homer takes Burns' yacht out and has a monkey knife fight on board while he's housesitting and Burns is at the hospital for tests. TVC undoubtedly has EVERYTHING at the same time, which is what saves him- the various viruses, bacteria and random funk are all fighting over which gets to kill him.

It's obviously going to be Mupepe- lives in Texas, is a Mexican, constantly kissing/fucking whatever moves.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #29 on:** May 01, 2009, 01:47:15 AM »

Mupepe isn't even posting in this thread, he's already dead.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** May 01, 2009, 12:23:23 PM »

Mups. :'(

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:28:59 PM »

I'm going all in on myself.

Eric P · « **Reply #32 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:29:51 PM »

there are websites which would pay for pictures of that

Tauntaun · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2009, 02:43:32 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 01, 2009, 02:29:51 PM

there are websites which would pay for pictures of that

He can do it though cause he cut of his penis for his g/f.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:08:36 PM »

I'd thought the main issue with the Swine Flu (which seems to be under control thankfully) is that it targets the strong and healthy similar to the 1918 Spanish Flu. It's a case where have a healthy immune system actually works against you as it triggers an overreaction that actually will wipe you out.

TVC, your sickly nature might be your pocket card

Eric P · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:12:14 PM »

kills foreigners indiscriminately.

should be call it blackwater flu?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:15:33 PM »

41 Canadians have been infected and they're all recovering or have recovered already

THIS 1918 WITH JET PLANES!11!!!!!

Kara · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:16:21 PM »

Quote from: Malek on May 01, 2009, 04:15:33 PM

41 Canadians have been infected and they're all recovering or have recovered already

THIS 1918 WITH JET PLANES!11!!!!!

no not a stanley cup cancellation

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2009, 04:30:34 PM »

Quote from: Malek on May 01, 2009, 04:15:33 PM

41 Canadians have been infected and they're all recovering or have recovered already

THIS 1918 WITH JET PLANES!11!!!!!

White man's remedy: Chicken noodle soup, dayquil and sprite.

Yeti · « **Reply #39 on:** May 02, 2009, 01:44:17 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 01, 2009, 12:49:40 AM

Is there any reason I'm not winning this? I thought I was the queen bee around here in terms of being sickly and dying? You know, sometimes I can actually feel my heart hurting. It feels weird and scary.

lordmaji · « **Reply #40 on:** May 03, 2009, 12:55:57 AM »

muppy

Kara · « **Reply #41 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:36:31 AM »

My nose is pouring snot. That's a flulike symptom. I'm gonna beat you to oblivion, TVC.

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