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I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« on: May 02, 2009, 07:11:36 PM »
They were pretty nice guys apart from the whole serial killer thing, of which I didn't approve; I remained strictly neutral in any conflicts they had with the police etc.  One of them did try to kill me at one point, but his schtick was apparently that when he decided to kill someone he'd set a time limit and if he didn't get the deed done within that time, the target was free; sort of like the guards in Metal Gear.  So I did a good job escaping and then we put it behind us.
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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2009, 07:25:36 PM »
It means you're gay.

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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 07:33:44 PM »
Sounds like a good plot for an indie comic book.
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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 09:45:46 PM »
Last night I had a dream that a female teacher complimented me on my photography. I then turn my head to the right (towards my three friends) and pulled a "Dat Ass". I woke up laughing.
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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2009, 12:06:02 AM »
DAT ASS

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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2009, 12:11:01 AM »
Cross-posted to my OKCupid journal
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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2009, 12:12:16 AM »
Well I guess the most important thing is that you disapproved of their extra-curricular activities...

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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2009, 12:12:46 AM »
Come to think about, the serial killers . . . they were you!

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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2009, 02:22:21 AM »
When you hear about an atrocity commited by someone, do you feel more anger and disgust or do you think about their upbringing and motivations
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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2009, 05:12:05 AM »
well, I'm reading Dylan Klebold's journal right now.  it's pretty emo and Malek-esque
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Re: I dreamt I was friends with a couple of serial killers
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2009, 05:33:04 AM »
well, I'm reading Dylan Klebold's journal right now.  it's pretty emo and Malek-esque

I bet he'd post better music than Malek in his journal thread were he alive today.
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