Author Topic: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped? (Read 3978 times)

Are you sure demi wasn't c&ping chats with me to you? Because last week I was totally having a conversation with him about how I'd be willing to rape Bloodwake's mouth. I'm not even joking.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:10:23 PM »

I dont have any Facebook friends. Werent me

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #16 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:10:48 PM »

greem Shinobi, by his Korean ex Gf

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:11:03 PM »

cheebs, without a doubt

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #18 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:14:12 PM »

I'm still waiting for a Jinfash option

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:15:39 PM »

[youtube=560,345]MGMr32sjHuk[/youtube]

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** May 05, 2009, 09:17:40 PM »

Definitely Cheebs. The scenario in my mind is he's at B&N his Mom is angry at him cause he didn't change the kitty litter, so she makes him walk home. Unfortunately the way home on foot requires a trek through the projects. Dainty white male at twilight gonna get their ass wrecked. Better treat those street lights as points of haven.

drew · « **Reply #21 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:09:06 PM »

scenester lives in south america, right?

well sao paulo is there so i vote him

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:10:25 PM »

Out of the options listed I picked Cheebs. But if there were any karmic justice in the world, it would be etoilet and after the rapist was finished with him they'd ask if he thought it was as bad as internet trollerery now.

drohne · « **Reply #23 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:13:49 PM »

i can't say 'tonight, you' when it already says 'tonight, you' in the op

in any case tonight, you

Propagandhim · « **Reply #24 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:14:45 PM »

These fucking polls.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #25 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:19:40 PM »

And of course, I'm winning.

lmfao, Federwang, you just seem to find a way to disrupt my life on a daily basis.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:28:39 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:28:47 PM »

I think PD after his bro goes homo crazy.

Eric P · « **Reply #28 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:29:46 PM »

"goes"?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:35:05 PM »

Cheebs

It'll happen late at night when he is sitting in his car. His mom got him the wrong kind of coffee and he ordered her to go back and get the right kind. Then a large, shadowy figure emerges. Cheebs, reading his copy of People, looks up, expecting his mother. Instead, it is three black guys that emerge. Cheebs pretends to read an expose on Lindsay Lohan but he knows what is going on. As he tries to escape from the back seat of his Prius, the men grab him, and abduct him in an alley. Long story short, they have their way with him. Halfway through, his mom discovers the event and like all people, secretly resents him. She goes into the car and reads his copy of People. She gets annoyed with how long the men are taking with him and just drives off.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:35:51 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 05, 2009, 10:29:46 PM

"goes"?

I mean when he snaps. Read: :bowser

Bloodwake · « **Reply #31 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:38:13 PM »

lmfao. Again, going to have to nominate tehjaybo as the likely candidate here, although I do have to admit that there are gay men that want to have sex with me and have told me as much.

Akala · « **Reply #32 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:41:23 PM »

kentuckybore owns this one. Rebel is a MACHINE.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #33 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:42:59 PM »

The Appalachians do seem more inclined for such an activity.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #34 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:45:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 05, 2009, 09:09:14 PM

Quote from: Willco on May 05, 2009, 08:50:54 PM
I read on Facebook that someone was planning to rape Bloodwake.

Are you sure demi wasn't c&ping chats with me to you? Because last week I was totally having a conversation with him about how I'd be willing to rape Bloodwake's mouth. I'm not even joking.

Well, now that I'm not only going to be the next person raped, but by TVC, I will probably be an icon by the end of the year, since that's the only real requirement.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #35 on:** May 05, 2009, 10:51:43 PM »

Phoenix Dark because he's good looking and black.

lordmaji · « **Reply #36 on:** May 05, 2009, 11:15:54 PM »

I'm not getting raped! YAY!!!

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I'm too busy raping BW.

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #37 on:** May 05, 2009, 11:40:28 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on May 05, 2009, 10:51:43 PM

Phoenix Dark because he's good looking and black.

Damnit, wheres the "hope" avatar?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 05, 2009, 11:57:48 PM »

i voted cheebs, but with a write in vote for himuro

Robo · « **Reply #39 on:** May 06, 2009, 12:06:19 AM »

I voted for jarosh...

unfffff

Bloodwake · « **Reply #40 on:** May 06, 2009, 12:16:11 AM »

I think Willco is driving here personally to get the job done.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** May 06, 2009, 12:52:44 AM »

You have no evidence to back that up.

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #42 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:02:47 AM »

By the way, Leddie actually asked me today if I actually thought that I thought she was leaving me based on your comments, which she got angry over because she thought I was going all over the place and telling people that.

Which came out in the midst of our first real disagreement while dating.

THANKS BUDDY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:04:14 AM »

How does Cheebs not win this discussion? He'd be prime real estate in any correctional facility, and an even more enticing target on the outside given the comfy back seat layout of his mom's volvo

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:15:18 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on May 05, 2009, 10:45:24 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 05, 2009, 09:09:14 PM
Quote from: Willco on May 05, 2009, 08:50:54 PM
I read on Facebook that someone was planning to rape Bloodwake.

Are you sure demi wasn't c&ping chats with me to you? Because last week I was totally having a conversation with him about how I'd be willing to rape Bloodwake's mouth. I'm not even joking.

Well, now that I'm not only going to be the next person raped, but by TVC, I will probably be an icon by the end of the year, since that's the only real requirement.

This chat log is from 4/28

(10:29:07 PM) TVC: Bloodwake is pretty cute
(10:29:11 PM) TVC: let's kidnap him
(10:29:13 PM) demi: looks like a troll
(10:30:17 PM) TVC: I'd fuck a troll. There are some animals I'd almost fuck.

So okay, I didn't say your mouth specifically, but that's what I was thinking because you had a big beautiful smile.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #45 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:17:14 AM »

Well, guess I'm going to wake up one of these days with TVC's cock in my mouth.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #46 on:** May 06, 2009, 05:02:24 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on May 05, 2009, 10:09:06 PM

scenester lives in south america, right?

well sao paulo is there so i vote him

lol, New Zealand aint in South America, you, uh, cholo

I voted Kosma becuase he seems to have the most wild globe trotting adventures, which makes rape more likely I guess?

drew · « **Reply #47 on:** May 06, 2009, 05:03:31 AM »

facebook is for irl friends

smh

SMH

The Sceneman · « **Reply #48 on:** May 06, 2009, 05:04:18 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on May 05, 2009, 11:57:48 PM

i voted cheebs, but with a write in vote for himuro

yeah where was the himuro option? He wouldve been my first pick thanks to TVC's fan fiction

The Sceneman · « **Reply #49 on:** May 06, 2009, 05:05:23 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on May 06, 2009, 05:03:31 AM

facebook is for irl friends

smh

SMH

huh

TVC15 · « **Reply #50 on:** May 06, 2009, 05:14:57 AM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 04:42:10 AM

how am i not higher? i'm outraged. i voted for myself now.

I don't want to rape you. I want you to rape me. I want you to make me your lil' sissy crip.

I fap about it, and then imagine the magical times we would have together after I gave birth to our butt baby.

It would be like this:

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drew · « **Reply #51 on:** May 06, 2009, 05:15:37 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on May 06, 2009, 05:05:23 AM

huh

i was reading the last page before i posted. fml.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #52 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:06:17 AM »

Michigan college coeds make up over 37% of our votes.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #53 on:** May 06, 2009, 12:04:35 PM »

I'm liking where this is going.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #54 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:03:49 PM »

Yea, I gotta go with Bloodwake.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #55 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:05:30 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 04:42:10 AM

how am i not higher? i'm outraged. i voted for myself now.

no one rapes the raper.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #56 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:08:36 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 06, 2009, 01:05:30 PM

Quote from: jarosh on May 06, 2009, 04:42:10 AM
how am i not higher? i'm outraged. i voted for myself now.

no one rapes the raper.

except Tauntaun, who can also rape himself.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #57 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:21:10 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on May 06, 2009, 09:40:06 AM

PD.

I bet he wear's saggy pants and because he's black, I'm sure he'll goto jail for a crime he didn't do. I heard that in jail booty is a pretty big deal and that new guys are prime for rape time.

You're underage tho so your ass is like NY steak

BlackMage · « **Reply #58 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:49:59 PM »

wash your asscracks

T234 · « **Reply #59 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:56:40 PM »

I voted Bloodwake because Tehjaybo is a horny Irishman.

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Author Topic: Evilbore Member Most Likely To Be Raped? (Read 3978 times)