So I found a bag of weed

[EmCeeGrammar]

Walking home from the store and its lying on the ground.  Ironic that it was outside the kroger pharmacy?
I'm guessing its a nickelbag but I haven't smoked in a long while and don't have a pipe.

1.  Is there a way to improvise a bong out of things lying around my house?
2. Is it epic idiocy to attempt smoking weed just lying around in a parking lot?

[Human Snorenado]

Yes and yes.  I have smoked out of an aluminum can and an apple before, and smoking found weed is a bad idea unless you can TELL it's the shit.

[Don Flamenco]

just buy some rolling papers. 

I don't see any harm in smoking found weed.  unless it's wet/doesn't smell right.   as long as you're smart enough to see that it isn't tainted.  otherwise, have a friend check it out.

[Joe Molotov]

Put a sign up in front of the Kroger's saying "Found Weed: If this belongs to you, come pick it up" then put your address.

[Crushed]

look out, that's the cursed weed

you'll smoke some of it, terrible things will happen, and then you'll drop the bag somewhere else for a future poor soul to discover it

[demi]

LOL you found a black kid's weed

[drew]

dont smoke out of an aluminum can

take a 2 liter pop bottle, punch 2 holes in the side (carb and inhale) then take tin foil and make a little bowl at the top of the 2 liter, punch a bunch of little tiny holes in the foil w/ a pencil

[Diunx]

Just get some paper and smoke it like a cigarette.

[Dickie Dee]

Or just buy some papers from just about anywhere. No need to go MacGuyver on this (though the first weed I smoked was out of a grape pop can, so the smoke was grape flavored too)

[drew]

Just get some paper and smoke it like a cigarette.

yeah dont do this either

[Akala]

Eat it.

[drew]

if u wanna eat it sprinkle some in honey and microwave it till it bubbles

[Dickie Dee]

The two times I had weed brownies I went bonkers, completely funking bonkers. Like every fear and anxiety was magnified a thousand fold. Some of us that had it went to hang out on the porch and a friend was kind of freaking out too and she asked me to just put my hand on her back to ground her and she was shaking like a dog does in thunder. Seemed like such a different experience than smoking it (depends on the quantity I suppose, there was alot in there)

[Human Snorenado]

Jesus Christ, the only times I've eaten brownies I just become a complete and total slug.  When I smoke I'm at least able to shuffle around the house, watch tv, order pizza, etc.  Half an hour to an hour after eating a brownie I turn into a piece of furniture.

[Akala]

I lived with a bunch of potheads back in the day. I'm more of an up guy, we mixed an o into a batch of quickbakes. I woke up stoned the next morning, and was feeling slow most of the day. I had to take a roll to get it out of me. 

[duckman2000]

If you have to ask about ways to improvise a bong, you probably shouldn't be smoking weed.

[EmCeeGrammar]

I don't know much about anything, duckman.  Just going with the flow.

[OptimoPeach]

Don't use anything aluminum, that shit is foul

[drew]

the only thing better than finding a bag of weed is finding oxycontin

which i have, twice, once at walmart and once at a shell gas station

[Cyanista]

Sell it and buy your own.

[clothedmacuser]

I once found a bag of weed on the sidewalk.  This was in Boulder, CO so it wasn't that bizarre.  I advise you get a friend or roomate who know his weed to check it out.  One of those guys that can look at a bag or weed for nearly 5 minutes.  Those guys that can explain a bong forever.

[The Sceneman]

apples are the best ad-hoc pipes, no worries about nasty aluminuim/plastic residue burning off. Just get a ball-point pen (a cheap one) jab a hole in top of the apple down to the core, them make another hole sideways to meet it. Stick a bud up top and viola

you can even eat the apple afterwards

[BlueTsunami]

Pot heads are resourceful. The small time I actually did smoke involved using an aluminum coke can, crushing it down the middle a bit, poking a hole right in the middle of the crease and dropping the shit right there (the hole shouldn't be big enough so that the weed falls in, obviously). Then lighting it up and dragging from the mouth of the can.

Or you can go all hardcore and turn a light bulb into a vaporizer 

[Human Snorenado]

the only thing better than finding a bag of weed is finding oxycontin

which i have, twice, once at walmart and once at a shell gas station

At a party once (I guess we called them RAVES back then, lulz) in the late 90's I found a bag that had roughly 25 or so pills of ecstasy lying on the ground.  Scooped that shit up and after we ascertained that it was, in fact x I sold most of 'em and ate a couple.  Awesome night.

[Brehvolution]

The easiest thing to do is  take a strip of aluminum foil the length of a pencil. Put the pencil at an end and roll the TF over the pencil to make a tube. Slide the pencil out of the tube and kink the end up to make a L shape. Don't hold the flame to it for too long though.

[Ecrofirt]

Get a 20 ounce bottle of soda, and an empty cup.
Drink the soda.
put a hole in the bottom of the bottle so water will flow out in a steady, but slow stream.
put a hole in the lid of the bottle about the size of a pencil.
fashion a foil bowl, and place it in the lid.
fill 1/3 of the bottle with water, holding the hole at the bottom so the water won't spill out.
Loosely screw on the cap, and light the weed.
Release your finger at the bottom of the bottle, so water will spill out (into your empty cup!). This will create a vacuum, and will suck the smoke into the bottle.
When the water has left the bottle, plug up the hole at the bottom of the bottle.
Unscrew the cap.
Unpulg the hole, and get high as a motherfuck.

[duckman2000]

If you have any reasonably well sized glass jars and some form of tubing, you can make a wicked temporary water bong that might even last a while.

[lordmaji]

LOL you found a black kid's weed

  jesus