Author Topic: For the love of God, will someone put Brett Favre out of our misery? (Read 1754 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** May 06, 2009, 12:48:54 AM »

I mean, really. No, really.

If he really does come back to play for the Vikes, look for me to go Galt in the woods during Week 4- that's when ESPN has the Packers/Vikings game on MNF, and if you think having to listen to Kornheiser is bad enough already...

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** May 06, 2009, 12:52:59 AM »

Also, I bet Madden comes out of retirement for one game to call the Week 8 game at Lambeau- it's a week where NBC has a flex option for Sunday night and you KNOW they'd scoop that shit up quick.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** May 06, 2009, 12:53:40 AM »

This is just pathetic.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** May 06, 2009, 12:55:08 AM »

No, what's really pathetic is that I traded him for TJ Whosyourmama last season when I was 99% sure he was gonna retire and stay retired in my dynasty league.

Still, doing that forced me to play Tyler Thigpen down the stretch, which resulted in me WINNING IT ALL. Thanks Brett Favre!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #4 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:00:29 AM »

I just read this on ESPN.com

SMH

Akala · « **Reply #5 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:01:34 AM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #6 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:50:31 AM »

Lol, now ESPN even has John Clayton saying how good it would be for the Vikings.

WHAT? SERIOUSLY? DID ANYONE ACTUALLY REMEMBER LAST SEASON? People in the NFL must have two second memories. At this point I would take Tarvaris Jackson over Multiple Retirements Man any day. The man is fucking his own career in the ass spectacularly.

Not only that, the Jets fell hook line and sinker for "I want to be released so I can retire as a Packer." What horse shit. I hope to fucking god Sanchez starts and makes Favre look distinguished mentally-challenged. I doubt it though, since I have no expectations for this year's QB draft class.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:00:06 AM »

he just wants to beat the Lions a few more times before retiring again :'(

drew · « **Reply #8 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:01:04 AM »

Bloodwake · « **Reply #9 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:07:39 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2009, 04:00:06 AM

he just wants to beat the Lions a few more times before retiring again :'(

lmfao.

drew · « **Reply #10 on:** May 06, 2009, 04:17:14 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** May 06, 2009, 07:34:59 AM »

A season of Football wouldn't feel the same without him. Now ESPN has lots of filler material till' August.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** May 06, 2009, 09:39:54 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 06, 2009, 07:34:59 AM

A season of Football wouldn't feel the same without him. Now ESPN has lots of filler material till' August.

Yeah, it would be awesome. Sucks, oh well.

Bocsius · « **Reply #13 on:** May 06, 2009, 10:07:57 AM »

I hope he plays, he's fun to watch.

That said, I could do without the typical sports-media "let's cover this into the ground" philosophy, bringing on talking heads until you're bleeding from your eyes and ears. Favre, Ed Werder living in Dallas for three years just to get a T.O. scoop, did A-Rod forget to put the seat down, etc.

Cover the games.

Kara · « **Reply #14 on:** May 06, 2009, 11:54:55 AM »

Favre will NEVER be a Raider. Don't even make jokes like that.

T234 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 06, 2009, 01:59:45 PM »

LOL RAIDAHS

Rman · « **Reply #16 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:20:26 PM »

More incessant ESPN Favre coverage incoming.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #17 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:29:08 PM »

Some guy on SportsCenter: "It would be more of a surprise now if Favre DIDN'T come out out retirement"

Kara · « **Reply #18 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:39:26 PM »

Quote from: T234 on May 06, 2009, 01:59:45 PM

LOL RAIDAHS

More playoff wins than the Cowboys this decade.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** May 06, 2009, 02:43:04 PM »

Minn. will be in a better position to win now, than the Jets were last year. They've got enough weapons, and they should compete in a weak division.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #20 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:23:12 PM »

Big Daddy Drew weighs in: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/f-k-you-brett-favre.html#more-14467

Bloodwake · « **Reply #21 on:** May 06, 2009, 03:48:24 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 06, 2009, 03:23:12 PM

Big Daddy Drew weighs in: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/05/f-k-you-brett-favre.html#more-14467

lmfao.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:10:44 PM »

Minnesota has given Favre a one week deadline to decide whether he's coming back.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4240888

He probably will decide to come back. And since he had arthroscopic surgery, he'll be throwing faster, more accurate interceptions.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:12:13 PM »

Brett Favre doesn't retire, he just goes into remission

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:12:56 PM »

he just wants to embarrass the Lions a couple more times $:-\$

Weak division, badass running game...who knows

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:22:18 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 08:12:56 PM

he just wants to embarrass the Lions a couple more times $:-\$

Weak division, badass running game...who knows

Embarrassing the Lions isn't really difficult to do.

By the way the Lions are my new NFL team. I've been without an NFL team for a few years, and figured I'd pick the worst NFL franchise in history to prevent people from calling me a bandwagon fan.

Go Lions!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:36:00 PM »

Welcome aboard the...oh yea, I forgot we sold the train for a couple WRs

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #27 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:50:29 PM »

I think we can win a game this year.

Veidt · « **Reply #28 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:14:02 PM »

"Brett" sounds too much like "Bratt". Must be a douche.

Powerslave · « **Reply #29 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:35:32 PM »

lol sports

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:36:56 PM »

I'd take a 6 month ban if the Lions go win-less again. I just don't see lightning striking again. Defense has been moderately improved, and a healthy/in shape Culpepper should put the team in a position to be competitive. Still pissed about not truly addressing the OL situation but meh, time will tell

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:00:05 PM »

As long as he doesn't play for the Jets again, it's all good.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #32 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:04:54 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on June 08, 2009, 10:00:05 PM

As long as he doesn't play for the Jets again, it's all good.

It's too bad the Vikings don't play New York because Favre might have finally thrown a ball to someone in a Jets' uniform.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #33 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:06:40 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 10:04:54 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on June 08, 2009, 10:00:05 PM
As long as he doesn't play for the Jets again, it's all good.

It's too bad the Vikings don't play New York because Favre might have finally thrown a ball to someone in a Jets' uniform.

OMFG, I'm laughing so hard at this one.

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Author Topic: For the love of God, will someone put Brett Favre out of our misery? (Read 1754 times)