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muckhole

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #60 on: May 08, 2009, 12:57:55 AM »
Well hey, at least you didn't try it.  :-X
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #61 on: May 08, 2009, 01:02:03 AM »
Some vix vapor rub on the balls isn't bad. 

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #62 on: May 08, 2009, 01:03:11 AM »
Some vix vapor rub on the balls isn't bad. 

Goldbond powder.
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #63 on: May 08, 2009, 02:16:27 AM »
Some vix vapor rub on the balls isn't bad.

Vix is supposed to go on the chest for maximum effectiveness.  I'm sure you see where I'm going with this.

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #64 on: May 08, 2009, 03:00:16 AM »
i clicked for the men and all i got were hair trimming tips.

here's my manly post:

jerking off and brushing your teeth in the shower at the same time

MEN :flex
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #65 on: May 08, 2009, 03:27:02 AM »
dick rubbin teef brushin ass niqa

go buy a fleshlight ffs already

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #66 on: May 08, 2009, 10:23:22 AM »
Some vix vapor rub on the balls isn't bad.

Vix is supposed to go on the chest for maximum effectiveness.  I'm sure you see where I'm going with this.

But after you rub your chest and nipples you get a little randy but start to jerk it but still have some vix on your hand.  I'm sure you can see this situation happening. 

cool breeze

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #67 on: May 08, 2009, 02:03:31 PM »
I bought an electric razor and it seems pretty good.  I shaved yesterday, so I didn't have much hair on my face, but it still managed to make to cut some.  The only thing it's shit for is shaving the mustache, which I'll probably still use a blade for.

The actual razor is awesome because it shoots white goo on your face.

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #68 on: May 08, 2009, 02:08:54 PM »
Shaving your balls is 100% manly, hairy balls are for bear loving cigarros.
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #69 on: May 08, 2009, 02:11:56 PM »
i havent clipped my pubis in over 2 years

excuse me while i pop my colla

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #70 on: May 08, 2009, 02:12:08 PM »
The actual razor is awesome because it shoots white goo on your face.

Is it nice and warm?
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #71 on: May 08, 2009, 02:13:04 PM »
I bought an electric razor and it seems pretty good.  I shaved yesterday, so I didn't have much hair on my face, but it still managed to make to cut some.  The only thing it's shit for is shaving the mustache, which I'll probably still use a blade for.

The actual razor is awesome because it shoots white goo on your face.

is this goo white?  :-[

reading :-\

Himu

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #72 on: May 08, 2009, 02:15:44 PM »
I bought an electric razor and it seems pretty good.  I shaved yesterday, so I didn't have much hair on my face, but it still managed to make to cut some.  The only thing it's shit for is shaving the mustache, which I'll probably still use a blade for.

The actual razor is awesome because it shoots white goo on your face.

is this goo white?  :-[

reading :-\

Whoops. For some reason I missed the word white.

I need to get a razor that shoots white goo on my face. That sounds so sexy!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #73 on: May 08, 2009, 02:25:32 PM »
THANK GOD HIMU IS STILL ALIVE

DON'T GO OUT FOR DAT CHICKEN HIMU

IF YOU DIE WE'LL BE LEFT WITH ONLY MAURICE
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #74 on: May 08, 2009, 02:27:46 PM »
what about beezy
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #75 on: May 08, 2009, 02:29:16 PM »
The actual razor is awesome because it shoots white goo on your face.

Is it nice and warm?

nah, it's actually cool and incredibly lubricating.

To fill it up there is a small hole you stick the nozzle in, then you pump it back and forth a few times to fill it up.

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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #76 on: May 08, 2009, 02:38:53 PM »
what about beezy

beezy doesn't post enough
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #77 on: May 08, 2009, 02:58:02 PM »
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