Author Topic: Happy mothers day (Read 2323 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** May 10, 2009, 05:36:37 PM »

Card and candle holders from me

Oblivion · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2009, 05:41:27 PM »

I tried to call my mom today for the occasion, but because of an annoying little argument we had before, she hung up the phone. I'm not joking.

edit: also wtf at poll option #4?

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2009, 05:43:01 PM »

Mother's day is the last sunday of may over here.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2009, 05:45:31 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on May 10, 2009, 05:41:27 PM

edit: also wtf at poll option #4?

WTF, indeed.

Diunx · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2009, 05:53:08 PM »

Thats a lot of lizards.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2009, 05:53:49 PM »

Did you get her an alligator in a basket to complement her lizard in a bag, jin?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2009, 05:54:10 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 05:53:08 PM

Thats a lot of lizards.

That's a gift husband's give.

Just because you're Lebanese, doesn't mean you understand Saudi Arabia's culture.

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2009, 05:57:29 PM »

Nothing. People celebrate this thing?

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2009, 05:58:03 PM »

I'm half Lebanese.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:04:54 PM »

Isn't Salma Hayek half Lebanese?

Diunx · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:05:53 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on May 10, 2009, 05:59:48 PM

Quote from: Diunx on May 10, 2009, 05:58:03 PM
I'm half Lebanese.

Seriously? which half?

Quote from: demi on May 10, 2009, 05:57:29 PM
Nothing. People celebrate this thing?

Yeah, people who need to be constantly reminded of their mothers' worth. smh.

My mother's half

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:09:19 PM »

I gave her a call.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:27:30 PM »

My wife - a card*
My step mom - a card
My mom - a call cause she lives 1800 miles away and I'm a shitty planner

* Cause that is all I got for Father's Day.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2009, 06:28:44 PM »

Hallmark is scamming us.

Diunx · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2009, 07:29:04 PM »

Mother hating board.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2009, 07:48:16 PM »

#4 is for married EBers only. Unless..

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2009, 07:49:54 PM »

i bought her a card, then went over to her house and made breakfast

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2009, 08:17:25 PM »

You're as tender as roast beef, and as warm as pastrami... *do do do do do* I wuv my mommy.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2009, 08:54:57 PM »

I sent her a thoughtful email.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2009, 09:34:21 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 10, 2009, 08:54:57 PM

I sent her a thoughtful email.

I saw that last night and my wife and I were balling. JT if fucking hilarious as a SNL host.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2009, 09:39:22 PM »

Tried to do something cute, so I picked up a card for the kid to give to her mom. As with every attempt at emulating Lifetime ideals, it went sour right away.

Kid: Oohh, Elmo!
Me: Yeah, you can give this card to mommy
Kid: But you bought it
Me: Yes, but I bought it for you, so that you can give it to mommy
Kid: So it's my card?
Me: No, it's for you to give to mommy
Kid: But it has Elmo on it, I like Elmo
Me:

Kid: That's a bad word, daddy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2009, 09:41:40 PM »

Purple Filth · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2009, 09:49:38 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on May 10, 2009, 09:39:22 PM

Tried to do something cute, so I picked up a card for the kid to give to her mom. As with every attempt at emulating Lifetime ideals, it went sour right away.

Kid: Oohh, Elmo!
Me: Yeah, you can give this card to mommy
Kid: But you bought it
Me: Yes, but I bought it for you, so that you can give it to mommy
Kid: So it's my card?
Me: No, it's for you to give to mommy
Kid: But it has Elmo on it, I like Elmo
Me: (Image removed from quote.)
Kid: That's a bad word, daddy.

The last line is priceless

on topic i gave my mom a call

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2009, 10:10:26 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 10, 2009, 09:34:21 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 10, 2009, 08:54:57 PM
I sent her a thoughtful email.

I saw that last night and my wife and I were balling. JT if fucking hilarious as a SNL host.

I read that as:

Quote

I saw that last night as my wife and I were balling.

And I was like o rly?

Bildi · « **Reply #24 on:** May 11, 2009, 12:55:18 AM »

Mum got to come to my house and spent the day with me.

We also finalised her will and what to do if she becomes a vegetable one day. Top mother's day all 'round.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #25 on:** May 11, 2009, 12:57:23 AM »

Went down to my parents house and helped make dinner (BBQ chicken, pork and ribs) with my Dad. My wife and I got her a big glass bowl from Crate & Barrel and fresh flowers from our local farmer's market.

muckhole · « **Reply #26 on:** May 11, 2009, 01:01:11 AM »

Did dinner (roast beef, potatoes and Yorkshire Pudding) and bought momma one of those AeroGarden indoor planters she'd been eyeing.

Then got her zipped on red wine, and she was home in time for her TV shows.

drew · « **Reply #27 on:** May 11, 2009, 01:06:03 AM »

trolled the internet all morning, took my family out to a nice italian restaurant across town, where i ran into my highschool best friend who i havent seen in 4 years who works there, exchanged numbers, accidentally ate my moms veal in the fridge which she will notice tomorrow at lunchtime and be pissed about

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** May 11, 2009, 10:01:57 AM »

You're pretty badass, Drewsy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** May 11, 2009, 10:02:07 AM »

And by badass, I mean punk bitch.

drew · « **Reply #30 on:** May 11, 2009, 01:56:59 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** May 11, 2009, 02:02:36 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on May 11, 2009, 01:06:03 AM

trolled the internet all morning, took my family out to a nice italian restaurant across town, where i ran into my highschool best friend who i havent seen in 4 years who works there, exchanged numbers, accidentally ate my moms veal in the fridge which she will notice tomorrow at lunchtime and be pissed about

Olive Garden?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #32 on:** May 11, 2009, 02:06:36 PM »

He said a NICE italian restaurant, Maurice.

drew · « **Reply #33 on:** May 11, 2009, 02:07:37 PM »

la scolla's. a privately owned (we know the owners) italian restaurant funded by the sicilian mafia. nice place

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #34 on:** May 11, 2009, 02:10:00 PM »

That, sir, is libel. I will not sit here and allow you to sully the name and reputation of la scolla's.

Very "tortful"

drew · « **Reply #35 on:** May 11, 2009, 02:15:46 PM »

it turns out i didnt eat my mom's veal, must have been my dads, mothers day redeemed

oh and i also planted like 100 flowers yesterday

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** May 11, 2009, 06:26:35 PM »

I haven't been to Olive Garden in awhile. Damn, I really like their wine too

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37 on:** May 11, 2009, 06:33:27 PM »

You know, I thought that Saturday was mother's day and then yesterday my mom tells me we're going to go to zachary's and I'm wondering why and now I'm eating re-heated zachary's pizza and it actually tastes better than it did in the restaurant.

True story.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #38 on:** May 11, 2009, 06:37:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2009, 06:26:35 PM

I haven't been to Olive Garden in awhile. Damn, I really like their wine too

Somewhere, right now, Cohen felt a great disturbance in the force... and then puked.

Bildi · « **Reply #39 on:** May 11, 2009, 07:26:31 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 11, 2009, 10:01:57 AM

You're pretty badass, Drewsy.

If you move the comma, it also makes sense:

You're pretty, badass Drewsy.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #40 on:** May 13, 2009, 12:50:21 AM »

News:

Poll

what are you doing for your mom/wife/etc

Author Topic: Happy mothers day (Read 2323 times)