EVILBORE DECLARES WAR ON X-MAS!

[drozmight]

"Happy Holidays Evilbore!"

What is this tripe?! Bill will hear about this. I promise you all that much and possibly more (Limbaugh).

Actually, maybe you should further your disgrace, and change it to "Happy Holidaze, Evilbore." Follow that up with a picture of Chong smokin' a big fatty joint, laughing while surrounded by elvish whores drinking santa's beer.

Assholes.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I keep getting secret santa and BOOGIE IS MAD updates in my news bar.

[whiteACID]

Actually, maybe you should further your disgrace, and change it to "Happy Holidaze, Evilbore." Followed by a picture of some stoner smokin' a big fatty joint surrounded by elvish whores with santa's beer.

That's actually not a bad idea, I will be the stoner smokin. I'll wear a Santa outfit.

[drozmight]

Fixed for great and furious justice.

I was so offended, I wasn't typing straight.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Funny, you strike me more as an Elvish whore.

[whiteACID]

Ya, but I'm chong. Saint Cornelius and Cloudwalking will be my elvish whores...you can be uhh Mr. Grinch or something

[Diablos]

Christianity is a lie, but I'll take some presents, why not?

Merry fucking Christmas!
no no

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

HA HAHAHAHA

[drozmight]

You will be hearing from your local police, Diablos.


...after I call them and tell them you're harassing us.

[Phoenix Dark]

Christianity is a lie, but I'll take some presents, why not?

Merry fucking Christmas!
no no

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

HA HAHAHAHA

Christianity is a lie?

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

FUCK christmas.

[Diablos]

Christianity is a lie, but I'll take some presents, why not?

Merry fucking Christmas!
no no

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

HA HAHAHAHA

Christianity is a lie?

Ok, so maybe some of the events in the Bible happened. Who cares? They don't mean anything. It's just fragments of a story translated a billion times over that's probably not even true to the original text. Not to mention there are so many parts missing.

There is no god and you're going to rot in the ground just like everyone else does when they die, PD. Well, that's if you get lucky and aren't blown up or something.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=25215

With all due respect to Bill O'Reilly (which is to say no respect whatsoever), HERE'S your war on Christmas...[/quote]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Christianity is a lie, but I'll take some presents, why not?

Merry fucking Christmas!
no no

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

HA HAHAHAHA

Christianity is a lie?

Ok, so maybe some of the events in the Bible happened. Who cares? They don't mean anything. It's just fragments of a story translated a billion times over that's probably not even true to the original text. Not to mention there are so many parts missing.

There is no god and you're going to rot in the ground just like everyone else does when they die, PD. Well, that's if you get lucky and aren't blown up or something.

*yawn*

Ok Diablos.

There is no war on Christmas, at least not the one O'Reilly markets, but there have been many stupid attacks on it. Schools not allowing kids to preform Christmas carols? Fuck that

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

In all honesty, only a small percentage of people actually see Christmas as a truly religious holiday. I say we just do away with the whole religious principle of the holiday, call it "exx mas", and make it the national day of giving and receiving presents.

[Phoenix Dark]

In all honesty, only a small percentage of people actually see Christmas as a truly religious holiday. I say we just do away with the whole religious principle of the holiday, call it "exx mas", and make it the national day of giving and receiving presents.

Considering more than 65% of American citizens consider themselves to be Christian, I highly doubt that

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

And just what percent of these so-called Christians actually step foot in a church in or around Christmas eve? Face it: it used to be a religious holiday, now its just another day of extreme consumerism.

[Phoenix Dark]

And just what percent of these so-called Christians actually step foot in a church in or around Christmas eve? Face it: it used to be a religious holiday, now its just another day of extreme consumerism.

Many of them do. I think you're severely underestimating the numbers here.

But yes, Christmas today is just like Limus from Charlie Brown's Christmas described it: buy buy buy. Obviously some of that is rooted in the Christian aspect of the holiday; Jesus was a gift was God, the wise men gave him gifts, etc. But I certainly won't disagree that the true meaning of Christmas has been lost in the sea of consumerism lol

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Then we have reached an agreement, HIGH FIIIIVE!

[Phoenix Dark]

I LIIIIKE

And to celebrate

 

[Cheebs]

In all honesty, only a small percentage of people actually see Christmas as a truly religious holiday. I say we just do away with the whole religious principle of the holiday, call it "exx mas", and make it the national day of giving and receiving presents.

Considering more than 65% of American citizens consider themselves to be Christian, I highly doubt that

I consider myself christian as do my family and I don't think any of us see christmas in a religious sense. Christmas =/= Jesus's Birthday

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

NO CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE BABY JESUS AND SUFFERING AND HELL AND DYING FOR SINS AND PRESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTS!!!!

[Phoenix Dark]

In all honesty, only a small percentage of people actually see Christmas as a truly religious holiday. I say we just do away with the whole religious principle of the holiday, call it "exx mas", and make it the national day of giving and receiving presents.

Considering more than 65% of American citizens consider themselves to be Christian, I highly doubt that

I consider myself christian as do my family and I don't think any of us see christmas in a religious sense. Christmas =/= Jesus's Birthday

To most people it is, and religiously too. Jesus was not born on Christmas, or in the winter months, but this is the time of year it's celebrated by billions of people.

Also, many parts of the holiday are talked about in the Bible, but in different context...

Jeremiah 10: 2-5

10:2  Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

10:3  For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

10:4  They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

10:5  They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.

Uh oh

[drozmight]

Pheonix Dark is a true God warriror. Blessed with the power of Jesus, he rides the west on his harley cooled by holy water, fighting ungodliness.


You sir are to be commended.

[MrAngryFace]

Lol christmas stopped being about jesus a LONG time ago.

[Phoenix Dark]

Lol christmas stopped being about jesus a LONG time ago.

Limus fortold this!

[Bloodwake]

Actually, Christmas was never about Jesus.

It was a Pagan holiday that the Christians tried to convert. Even though Jesus was definitely not born in the winter, the Pagan holiday always took place toward the end of the year.

Christians tried to take it over basically, and now with the rise of holiday sales, they are being pushed out again.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

OH, SNAP!

[Bloodwake]

The date was taken from the festival of Sol Invictus... that's a Roman holiday that took place on the 25th of December, celebrating the sun god.

Christians made it to celebrate the Son of God....

I SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE!

P.S.: I learned this in CHURCH. I'm not lying. Whenever they tried to teach us that Halloween was evil, they told us that it was and was always a Pagan holiday, as well as the other two that the Christians adopted. The other one outside of that is EASTER.

That's right, the day that Christians celebrate Jesus dying and resurrecting for our sins is actually a PAGAN HOLIDAY.

[Phoenix Dark]

Actually, Christmas was never about Jesus.

It was a Pagan holiday that the Christians tried to convert. Even though Jesus was definitely not born in the winter, the Pagan holiday always took place toward the end of the year.

Christians tried to take it over basically, and now with the rise of holiday sales, they are being pushed out again.

Yup; did you see my earlier post with the verses on this?

Jesus' birth was celebrated for a long time, but at some point that celebration was mixed with many of the pagan rituals preformed for the sun god Baal (or Mithra if you want to be anal).

[Phoenix Dark]

The date was taken from the festival of Sol Invictus... that's a Roman holiday that took place on the 25th of December, celebrating the sun god.

Christians made it to celebrate the Son of God....

I SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE!

P.S.: I learned this in CHURCH. I'm not lying. Whenever they tried to teach us that Halloween was evil, they told us that it was and was always a Pagan holiday, as well as the other two that the Christians adopted. The other one outside of that is EASTER.

That's right, the day that Christians celebrate Jesus dying and resurrecting for our sins is actually a PAGAN HOLIDAY.

Easter? Yeah. The name, as well as the symbolism of the easter bunny is mentioned in the Bible. This is another holiday that was seperately celebrated by Christians but at one point was mixed with pagan symbolism.

Every day of the fucking week is named after a pagan god

[drozmight]

Bloodwake,

Why do you hate Jesus so much?

[Bloodwake]

Bloodwake,

Why do you hate Jesus so much?

In all honesty I don't, I'm just pointing out the ironies.

[MrAngryFace]

F KNOWLEDGE!

[Human Snorenado]

[Christopher]

where's our christmas theme I wanna feel christmas everywhere ><

fuck all this Jesus talk, I just like when my family gets together and are HAPPY for once ;p

[The Fake Shemp]

I'm in the middle of trying to move out and go home and move back, so sorry if the forum theme takes a backseat.  Again, if anyone wants to volunteer - I'll give them the template.

[whiteACID]

I'll do it, I have experience with this stuff.

[Diablos]

Jesus was not born on Christmas, or in the winter months, but this is the time of year it's celebrated by billions of people.

Also, many parts of the holiday are talked about in the Bible, but in different context...

Jeremiah 10: 2-5

10:2  Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

10:3  For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

10:4  They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

10:5  They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.

Uh oh

Uh oh! PD likes to post fiction!