Author Topic: Bloodwake Death Pool: How Long Does He Have? (Read 2943 times)

Yeah, my girlfirend likes to hang out with me. My girlfriend really likes Franz Ferdinand, and my girlfriend loves going to see them with me.

Did I mention my girlfirend?

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:44:16 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #12 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:44:21 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 04:41:24 PM

demi is like the brother I never had, but always wanted.

idk, gettin raped by your bro.

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 04:44:16 PM

$:-\$

we could hang out and watch lost and stuff. we could be pretty tight.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:46:19 PM »

I don't like this season of Lost so much, though.

... can we watch older seasons instead?

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:47:07 PM »

it's complicated

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** May 12, 2009, 04:50:52 PM »

:'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:05:41 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:19:04 PM »

Will death stop Bloodwake from posting about his (ex-) girlfriend on evilbore? I doubt it.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #19 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:20:06 PM »

EDIT:Wasn't as funny when I went back and thought about it.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #20 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:31:11 PM »

Is it fucked up that all this is actually making me feel better?

tehjaybo · « **Reply #21 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:32:14 PM »

Slightly.

But that's good.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #22 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:32:43 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on May 12, 2009, 05:31:11 PM

Is it fucked up that all this is actually making me feel better?

Not at all.

You dated for a month. A MONTH. That's not enough time for you to feel so down in the dumps.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #23 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:35:02 PM »

Yeah. I guess I just fall for women too quickly.

It didn't help that she literally fulfilled like my wildest dreams of who I was looking for, as sappy as it sounds.

but fuck it.

BTW, I voted for double homicide/suicide. I'm going to go out the right way.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #24 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:36:04 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on May 12, 2009, 05:35:02 PM

BTW, I voted for double homicide/suicide. I'm going to go out the right way.

Uh yeah... about us hanging out this weekend...

Bloodwake · « **Reply #25 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:36:49 PM »

Don't worry. I'll only steal one of you guns

tehjaybo · « **Reply #26 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:39:38 PM »

tehjaybo · « **Reply #27 on:** May 12, 2009, 05:54:34 PM »

Also, now she's reaming me via texts because apparently I made the world aware that there were issues. I can't get out of the middle of this. $:-\$

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #28 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:00:00 PM »

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit grade school caliber drama. Know what you need to do? Escalate this shit up to something actually worthy of talking about. I suggest getting three or four dudes together, eating a bunch of laxatives and taco bell and shitting on her doorstep.

Robo · « **Reply #29 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:03:42 PM »

Upper deck her fireplace.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #30 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:04:26 PM »

post more of her photos on EB

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #31 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:11:49 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on May 12, 2009, 06:03:42 PM

Upper deck her fireplace.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen

bloodwkae is going to get beat up by her new boyfrien fo' sho

New boyfriend? Try concurrent!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #32 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on May 12, 2009, 06:05:00 PM

Quote from: tehjaybo on May 12, 2009, 05:54:34 PM
Also, now she's reaming me via texts because apparently I made the world aware that there were issues. I can't get out of the middle of this. $:-\$
bloodwkae is going to get beat up by her new boyfrien fo' sho

He gon' get PEED ON BY A GIANT ROBOT.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:16:47 PM »

Bloodwake's girlfriend left him for a Transformer?

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #34 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:18:11 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 12, 2009, 04:43:40 PM

Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 04:41:24 PM
demi is like the brother I never had, but always wanted.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 12, 2009, 06:56:32 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 12, 2009, 06:00:00 PM

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit grade school caliber drama. Know what you need to do? Escalate this shit up to something actually worthy of talking about. I suggest getting three or four dudes together, eating a bunch of laxatives and taco bell and shitting on her doorstep.

Do the four dudes all poop at once on the doorstep? This is sounding like a porno I saw.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #36 on:** May 12, 2009, 07:01:00 PM »

He's gonna die in 4 years, overdose.

enjoy bell woods · « **Reply #37 on:** May 12, 2009, 07:14:24 PM »

What happened???

Ganhyun · « **Reply #38 on:** May 12, 2009, 07:38:25 PM »

Quote from: WrikaWrek on May 12, 2009, 07:01:00 PM

He's gonna die in 4 years, overdose.

Does he still work at Wal-Mart? If so, I say in two years, provided he still works there, an accident in the shipping/storage area in the back.

muckhole · « **Reply #39 on:** May 12, 2009, 07:46:24 PM »

If he does it, I hope he wears the shirt I got him for Christmas.

Or at the very least is buried in it.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #40 on:** May 12, 2009, 08:06:25 PM »

Can someone please fill me in? I seem to have missed ~~something~~ everything

demi · « **Reply #41 on:** May 12, 2009, 08:15:03 PM »

it's complicated

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** May 12, 2009, 08:22:00 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on May 12, 2009, 08:06:25 PM

Can someone please fill me in? I seem to have missed ~~something~~ everything

may i direct you to the big ass thread that recently got put in the hall o' shame?

oops, that's the jinfash owning kosma thread, nevermind

Tauntaun · « **Reply #43 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:12:54 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 12, 2009, 08:15:03 PM

it's complicated

The new end all be all answer.

It's Complicated ^TM

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #44 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:17:40 PM »

Since we have not heard from Bloodwake in a few hours, I think it's safe to assume that he is dead. We will divide his personal belongings amongst forum members in order of those most likely to commit suicide next.

drew · « **Reply #45 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:18:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 11:17:40 PM

Since we have not heard from Bloodwake in a few hours, I think it's safe to assume that he is dead. We will divide his personal belongings amongst forum members in order of those most likely to commit suicide next.

Diunx · « **Reply #46 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:31:39 PM »

I get the magic cards!

demi · « **Reply #47 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:32:01 PM »

i get his girlfriend

muckhole · « **Reply #48 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:36:47 PM »

Just his torso and lips, please.

drew · « **Reply #49 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:38:52 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #50 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:39:11 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 12, 2009, 11:32:01 PM

i get his ex-girlfriend

Fixed?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #51 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:44:52 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 12, 2009, 11:17:40 PM

in order of those most likely to commit suicide next.

White Man will just cover bloodwake's items in vomit. Manabyte, who is next in line, will sell the remaining salvageable items to help pay for a Russian mail-order bride.

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:46:27 PM »

Sorry Malek, but I'm cured. You've got my place.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #53 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:47:56 PM »

Cured?

I had no idea that Gossip Girl had curative powers.

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** May 12, 2009, 11:49:32 PM »

I think HBO's In Treatment helped too.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #55 on:** May 13, 2009, 03:16:46 AM »

He isn't dead. But tonight was not a good night.

I'd like to request that all these Bloodwake threads get locked and shitbinned, please.

And that no more spring up.

Robo · « **Reply #56 on:** May 13, 2009, 03:51:23 AM »

Damn, I could've used those Microsoft points.

TVC15 · « **Reply #57 on:** May 13, 2009, 03:52:52 AM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on May 13, 2009, 03:16:46 AM

He isn't dead. But tonight was not a good night.

I'd like to request that all these Bloodwake threads get locked and shitbinned, please.

And that no more spring up.

So what does this mean? Willco's not going to be allowed to talk about his new girlfriend anymore?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #58 on:** May 13, 2009, 06:35:21 AM »

Quote from: The Business on May 13, 2009, 04:05:58 AM

Any pics of the girlfriend?

Check the post your pic thread.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #59 on:** May 13, 2009, 08:30:45 AM »

Out of respect, I will lock this thread.

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