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Bloodwake

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Apologies, all
« on: May 12, 2009, 05:32:16 PM »
I made the internet serious business.

Whoops.

I'll quit being distinguished mentally-challenged now.
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tehjaybo

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2009, 05:32:57 PM »
Lock and sticky, please.
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Reb

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2009, 05:33:47 PM »
Lock and load, please.

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tehjaybo

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2009, 05:34:30 PM »
I'm gonna bust this thing open, and then do the necessary paperwork.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2009, 05:35:05 PM »
it's good policy to never discuss your personal life on the internet, as there is always some socio out there just waiting to drag it back up years from now
sup

Bloodwake

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2009, 05:36:03 PM »
yup, prolly
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2009, 05:37:37 PM »
Eel speaks the troof.
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Reb

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 05:38:19 PM »
you know, i wouldn't mind megan fox giving me an enema

Agreed.
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 05:38:56 PM »
ugh, Megan Fox.  :-X

overrated + emo tats
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 05:39:39 PM »
i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it
sup

Bloodwake

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 05:40:06 PM »
God, I'm fucking already laughing at myself.
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Reb

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2009, 05:41:13 PM »
i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it

I don't know what this is about. Why don't you started quoting what you're replying to?
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tehjaybo

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2009, 05:43:25 PM »
i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it

I don't know what this is about. Why don't you started quoting what you're replying to?

He means my picture.
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Reb

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2009, 05:44:16 PM »
i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it

I don't know what this is about. Why don't you started quoting what you're replying to?

He means my picture.

That's disgusting.
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Kara

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2009, 05:46:27 PM »
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2009, 05:53:47 PM »
I think it's OK to discuss your personal life on the internet as long as you're real careful about who you're talking to. 

I've talked about stuff with online friends that I would never talk about with my real-life friends.  The internet makes it much easier to talk about things that you would normally not even dare to bring up.

Eel O'Brian

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2009, 05:53:56 PM »
i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it

I don't know what this is about. Why don't you started quoting what you're replying to?

you mean like this

i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it

I don't know what this is about. Why don't you started quoting what you're replying to?

seems easy enough

i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it

I don't know what this is about. Why don't you started quoting what you're replying to?

you got it, buddy

sup

tehjaybo

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2009, 05:55:14 PM »
i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it

I don't know what this is about. Why don't you started quoting what you're replying to?

you mean like this

i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it

I don't know what this is about. Why don't you started quoting what you're replying to?

seems easy enough

i'm getting a t-shirt made with that on it

I don't know what this is about. Why don't you started quoting what you're replying to?

you got it, buddy


:lol
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Powerslave

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2009, 06:02:14 PM »
Apology not accepted. Tough shit.

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2009, 06:09:12 PM »
I've talked about stuff with online friends that I would never talk about with my real-life friends.  The internet makes it much easier to talk about things that you would normally not even dare to bring up.

it's cool, we already know you're gay
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2009, 06:15:39 PM »
Quote from: Facebook
Nick Beckner lol, my mom just called and she wants to institutionalize me. Thanks for the vote of confidence in my sanity.

Sounds like a smart woman!
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Smooth Groove

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2009, 06:20:17 PM »
I've talked about stuff with online friends that I would never talk about with my real-life friends.  The internet makes it much easier to talk about things that you would normally not even dare to bring up.

it's cool, we already know you're gay

Damn it, TVC!  I told you not to let anyone else know. 

 :'(

Oblivion

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2009, 06:26:24 PM »
Aww, bloodwake is remorseful. Let's buy him a present!

Maybe even make him an icon perhaps.

TVC15

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2009, 06:50:40 PM »
it's good policy to never discuss your personal life on the internet, as there is always some socio out there just waiting to drag it back up years from now

Spoeaking of which, I never got a full, detailed account of what happened.  Cmon, my moleskine hungers.
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Diunx

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2009, 10:30:33 PM »
Apologizing is so emo, leper Bloodwake, ban Malek.
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drew

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #25 on: May 12, 2009, 10:32:45 PM »
the internet is serious business

its a troll or be trolled world

in the ghettoooooooooooooooo

Ganhyun

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #26 on: May 12, 2009, 10:34:04 PM »
 :lol
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Don Flamenco

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2009, 12:27:24 AM »
this place is so whiny

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2009, 12:29:02 AM »

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2009, 12:30:54 AM »

Don Flamenco

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2009, 12:35:39 AM »

Bildi

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2009, 01:34:14 AM »
What does meta-* mean?

But yeah, some people need to grow some balls and off themselves already.

Diunx

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2009, 01:38:31 AM »
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2009, 01:48:00 AM »
What does meta-* mean?

a higher level of description. meta-whining is whining about whining. Meta-discourse is discourse about discourse, etc.

Bildi

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2009, 02:24:16 AM »
Cool, thanks.

Don Flamenco

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2009, 03:31:41 AM »
achievement points and trophies are the meta-game. 

having sex with your grandma is meta-having sex with your mom :teehee

Bildi

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2009, 03:51:18 AM »
Yeah, stop meta-acting Jinfash. :smug

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Powerslave

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2009, 08:28:44 AM »
It doesn't matter boo, it's all about your intentions  :-[

Tauntaun

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2009, 11:21:16 AM »
I'm backing TVC here, I wanna KNOW!  :maf

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Tauntaun

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2009, 12:18:07 PM »
Bloodwake saw a girl for a month, then asked her to marry him, she said no, he started to stalk her, she got a restraining order, and here we are.

 :lol
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tehjaybo

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2009, 12:19:42 PM »
Can we not.
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Cheebs

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2009, 01:04:33 PM »
Bloodwake saw a girl for a month, then asked her to marry him, she said no, he started to stalk her, she got a restraining order, and here we are.
holy shit, THATS what everyone has been talking about? wow

Eric P

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2009, 01:08:00 PM »
i don't think that may be accurate
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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2009, 01:08:20 PM »
I don't think he asked her to marry him.

Hopefully a lesson has been learned by some of our younger, more excitable members about sharing info from their personal lives on the unforgiving internets.
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Bloodwake

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2009, 01:11:36 PM »
So, last night was interesting. Tequila is definitely on my list of "never entering Bloodwake's body again" list.

I'm not going to get into the details of it. I'm done plastering this forum with my sob stories. That's not what I came here to do. Although I will say that last night went shitty at first, then it got really good, then I went to smoke outside and it got shitty again. Then I calmed down once I got back and went to smoke, and then it got shitty again, and then it got ridiculously awesome.

Evidently shitty things happen when I smoke, in reflection.
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TVC15

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2009, 01:18:34 PM »
See, he didn't deny trying to get married to her.  It must be true.  Let's ship this story to Lifetime.
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Bloodwake

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2009, 01:18:54 PM »
I freaked out royally multiple nights, got drunk multiple nights, got all my friends excited to the point that tensions got raised on all levels for everyone. I decided to post a thread on how I hate Kentucky which quickly turned into a "my girlfriend is going to break up with me" thread after clarification from other Kentuckybore members on why I made the thread. At that point I decided to entertain the entire forum by going highly in depth about what's going on in my life. Then, I freaked out and basically made Evilbore my LiveJournal on Monday night.

Willco laughed his ass off at me and threads were made speculating how long I was going to live. Hilarity ensued.

I'm pretty sure that covers it for clarifying everything.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #47 on: May 13, 2009, 01:18:57 PM »
Kentucky Grilled Poof Lips :-*
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Bloodwake

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #48 on: May 13, 2009, 01:27:06 PM »
I didn't try to marry her and I'm not stalking her.
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Kestastrophe

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #49 on: May 13, 2009, 01:28:28 PM »
goddam that's weak. why the hell does everyone care about it if that's all that happened.

:piss kentucky bore
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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2009, 01:35:12 PM »
goddam that's weak. why the hell does everyone care about it if that's all that happened.

:piss kentucky bore

Got to ask them.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2009, 01:40:06 PM »
I think I made one genuine vent thread on forum once, I felt pretty silly the day after. Never again.
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Tauntaun

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2009, 04:01:39 PM »
Oh dude that's cold. 

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Bloodwake

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2009, 04:08:01 PM »
Bloodwake, I found this picture on your girlfriend's facebook:

(Image removed from quote.)

???



I guess you took me out and are photoshopping a dick into my mouth as we speak.
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Tauntaun

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2009, 04:30:17 PM »
I guess you took me out and are photoshopping a dick into my mouth as we speak.

There's a need to photoshop that?   :-*
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Barry Egan

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2009, 04:33:40 PM »
Bloodwake, I found this picture on your girlfriend's facebook:

(Image removed from quote.)

???



 :lol

Bloodwake

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2009, 05:21:32 PM »
Well, no more cool pictures of me on the internet either, while we are at things that I can't do on EB anymore.
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Reb

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2009, 05:22:10 PM »
Whining isn't off the list yet, I see.
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Bloodwake

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Re: Apologies, all
« Reply #58 on: May 13, 2009, 05:31:55 PM »
Whining isn't off the list yet, I see.

lol
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