Real talk with Evilbore females: Does size really matter?

[Christopher]

Does it? 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

You make a new fucking thread every five minutes, god DAMN!

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Bacon]

God I hope not...

[Tigerriot]

Well, i'm married, so I guess not. 

[Human Snorenado]

I love how the first two replies were from the two guys who haven't touched a woman since they popped out of the womb. 

[demi]

Shake:

At least they spark discussion

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I didnt quote his post out of respect for those who have ignored him

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[Phoenix Dark]

I love how the first two replies were from the two guys who haven't touched a woman since they popped out of the womb. 

 

[Himu]

I don't think size really matters, because in reality, the bigger the dick the more it'll hurt the chick.

Chicks say that they want big dicks because, in reality, it's a psychological issue where they feel they are in control. It seems it's mostly for bragging rights. "I own this big guy and I get to brag to my girlfriends!" seems to be the mentality.

But really, there's not much to it to fucking. You stick it in, you swirl it around while it's inside by vibrating or moving your ass, you pull it half out and tease her.. If that doesn't work, you can press down on her tummy area a bit, which, depending on the position, can enhance the dicking. While she's in the cowgirl position suddenly massage her ass hole. It'll feel good and make more into it. You have to do it fast though, otherwise she'll know whatyou're doing and be all,"You are NOT touching my ass hole."

Even if you have a small dick there should be some way to work around it. The biggest problem with guys with small penis is that they have insecurity issues, that's their biggest obstacle. Length is not the issue here, thickness is.

If you get past it, use your imagination (fucking is not THAT deep), you should be able to win gold. In the end, what really matters is whether you made her cream or not.

[Phoenix Dark]

Whatever you say Mr 10 inches

[BlueTsunami]

If a girl really wants girth, then thats what my fist is for . I find that former lesbians are more easy to work with in this regard though

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm sure some women just love big dicks because it feels better to them.

[Cyanista]

Of course it matters.

[Bacon]

Well shit.

[whiteACID]

I don't think size really matters, because in reality, the bigger the dick the more it'll hurt the chick.

Chicks say that they want big dicks because, in reality, it's a psychological issue where they feel they are in control. It seems it's mostly for bragging rights. "I own this big guy and I get to brag to my girlfriends!" seems to be the mentality.

But really, there's not much to it to fucking. You stick it in, you swirl it around while it's inside by vibrating or moving your ass, you pull it half out and tease her.. If that doesn't work, you can press down on her tummy area a bit, which, depending on the position, can enhance the dicking. While she's in the cowgirl position suddenly massage her ass hole. It'll feel good and make more into it. You have to do it fast though, otherwise she'll know whatyou're doing and be all,"You are NOT touching my ass hole."

Even if you have a small dick there should be some way to work around it. The biggest problem with guys with small penis is that they have insecurity issues, that's their biggest obstacle. Length is not the issue here, thickness is.

If you get past it, use your imagination (fucking is not THAT deep), you should be able to win gold. In the end, what really matters is whether you made her cream or not.

God you are dumb, please don't comment on female matters anymore. Unless you yourself are a female, which I wouldn't have a hard time doubting.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't think size really matters, because in reality, the bigger the dick the more it'll hurt the chick.

Chicks say that they want big dicks because, in reality, it's a psychological issue where they feel they are in control. It seems it's mostly for bragging rights. "I own this big guy and I get to brag to my girlfriends!" seems to be the mentality.

But really, there's not much to it to fucking. You stick it in, you swirl it around while it's inside by vibrating or moving your ass, you pull it half out and tease her.. If that doesn't work, you can press down on her tummy area a bit, which, depending on the position, can enhance the dicking. While she's in the cowgirl position suddenly massage her ass hole. It'll feel good and make more into it. You have to do it fast though, otherwise she'll know whatyou're doing and be all,"You are NOT touching my ass hole."

Even if you have a small dick there should be some way to work around it. The biggest problem with guys with small penis is that they have insecurity issues, that's their biggest obstacle. Length is not the issue here, thickness is.

If you get past it, use your imagination (fucking is not THAT deep), you should be able to win gold. In the end, what really matters is whether you made her cream or not.

God you are dumb, please don't comment on female matters anymore. Unless you yourself are a female, which I wouldn't have a hard time doubting.

[Himu]

I still say that most women use the big dick thing as a way to enslave men, and use it for bragging rights.

[Saint Cornelius]

Of course it matters.

More than knowing how to use it?

All I know about big dicks - since I'm not the owner of one - is from Jackie Woodman. "His dick was too big! You know how you wish sometimes that you could take some for later?". My girlfriend really laughed at that.

[whiteACID]

Of course it matters.

All I know about big dicks - since I'm not the owner of one - is from Jackie Woodman. "His dick was too big! You know how you wish sometimes that you could take some for later?". My girlfriend really laughed at that.

[Phoenix Dark]

What's a good size, that's big enough for ultamite pleasure but not big enough for uber pain (Lex Steel style)?

[Himu]

Phoenix, the average size of a penis is 6 inches. Those guys seem to be getting along fine.

[GilloD]

Of course it matters. And of course if you have like a 29 inch dick it's gonna hurt.

That said, that's not the whole game. It doesn't matter if you've got a 200 horsepower engine if you don't have, you know, tires.

[Phoenix Dark]

Of course it matters. And of course if you have like a 29 inch dick it's gonna hurt.

That said, that's not the whole game. It doesn't matter if you've got a 200 horsepower engine if you don't have, you know, tires.

I've seen pornos with like 18 inch dicks. 

[Saint Cornelius]

It should be a prerequisite to have SOME sexual experience before posting in threads such as these.

[Melissa]

Girth is more important than length.  But, if a girl's a size queen, you probably don't want to waste time with her anyway.

[morphix]

ladies how big is big?

I would imagine technique matters more than size.

[Himu]

Girth is more important than length.  But, if a girl's a size queen, you probably don't want to waste time with her anyway.

Yep.

[Bacon]

You need beer can girth at the very least if you hope to please a woman.

[DJ_Tet]

Shake:

At least they spark discussion

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I didnt quote his post out of respect for those who have ignored him

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You're a good man, sir.  I love reading threads in EB where those two idiots are 'talking' to each other.  Makes for a much better thread with 'this poster is ignored.' taking up half the responses.

[DJ_Tet]

Girth is more important than length.  But, if a girl's a size queen, you probably don't want to waste time with her anyway.

Especially if you have a small cock.

But yeah, girth is allegedly more important.  Some women find a long cock uncomfortable as it hits the top of their cervix.  Most nervous endings are in the entrance to the vagina as well, so after the initial insertion some is lost.  Of course, sawing in and out with a longer cock would likely feel better to a woman, long strokes and all.

I've always heard that usually a guy with a huge cock takes that for granted, and never really learns how to fuck.  Yay for generalizations, but it makes me feel better anyway.

[anthonyOA]

Humouro's penis "making sex" is like thowing a very small coin down a very large well, with the coin being attatched to a 3centimeter piece of string.

now,
that's no way to treat a lady humouro. 

[Diablos]

Girth is more important than length.  But, if a girl's a size queen, you probably don't want to waste time with her anyway.

Christopher is going to be whacking to your image in his head for like a year now.

[Cyanista]

Humouro's penis "making sex" is like thowing a very small coin down a very large well, with the coin being attatched to a 3centimeter piece of string.

now,
that's no way to treat a lady humouro. 

Is this even a dis?

It's all common sense.  Cock comes in all sizes, the extremes on both ends are bad.   So size matters, to a point.  The rest is technique.

[MrAngryFace]

I believe there is an 'at least' size requirement, but beyond that IT IS A MYSTERY!

[Saint Cornelius]

It's hard to completely understand Anthony if you don't already have a few in you

[PhoenixWright]

Well, if it does, then there's at least one thing they can't outsource to India. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6161691.stm

[Garnet]

hmmmmm......tricky question.
My boyfriend has a rather large member and sex him him is nice.

The other dude was small and he was fucking AWFUL. Mind you, it wasall over under 10 seconds. I shit you not.

Anyways I think its a bit of both. I'm sure its kinda the same thig for giys except the other way round. You wouldnt like to shag a bucket, right?

[The Fake Shemp]

Width matters more than length to women from my personal experience, and more importantly, how to use the damn thing properly. Jumbo cocks are nothing to really chest thump about, since most chicks seem to not dig the super Magnum Plus dicks.  That said, there is kind of a "You must be this TALL to ride!" requirement and it's not a bar so high that your average dude can't reach it.

And there are always women that don't care about size at all, as long as your tongue is good.

[Diablos]

Width matters more than length to women from my personal experience, and more importantly, how to use the damn thing properly. Jumbo cocks are nothing to really chest thump about, since most chicks seem to not dig the super Magnum Plus dicks.  That said, there is kind of a "You must be this TALL to ride!" requirement and it's not a bar so high that your average dude can't reach it.

And there are always women that don't care about size at all, as long as your tongue is good.

So CrystalGemini likes the width of your cock, and the fact that you use your tongue.

Thanks for the info!

[The Fake Shemp]

I never said that at all!

[Bacon]

hmmmmm......tricky question.
My boyfriend has a rather large member and sex him him is nice.

The other dude was small and he was fucking AWFUL. Mind you, it wasall over under 10 seconds. I shit you not.

Anyways I think its a bit of both. I'm sure its kinda the same thig for giys except the other way round. You wouldnt like to shag a bucket, right?

You're back with that guy again?

[Saint Cornelius]

Anyways I think its a bit of both. I'm sure its kinda the same thig for giys except the other way round. You wouldnt like to shag a bucket, right?

What kind of bucket are we talking about? Does it talk dirty?

[Garnet]

Um....was Bacon. Now not. Its a tricky one.

Corny. If she was the biggest, most horny dirty bitch ever that could get you rock hard in an instant, but had a vagina like the grand canyon

[whiteACID]

Um....was Bacon. Now not. Its a tricky one.

Corny. If she was the biggest, most horny dirty bitch ever that could get you rock hard in an instant, but had a vagina like the grand canyon

If you weren't so hot Garnet I would wring your neck.

wtf are you saying?!

[anthonyOA]

hmmmmm......tricky question.
My boyfriend has a rather large member and sex him him is nice.

The other dude was small and he was fucking AWFUL. Mind you, it wasall over under 10 seconds. I shit you not.

Anyways I think its a bit of both. I'm sure its kinda the same thig for giys except the other way round. You wouldnt like to shag a bucket, right?

 

[Thee Reverend Gary Davis]

7.5 inches..that's about average...right??? 

[anthonyOA]

It's hard to completely understand Anthony if you don't already have a few in you

coming from someone who's perpetually inebriated I'll take that as a compliment. 

[Phoenix Dark]

7.5 inches..that's about average...right??? 

If that's your size you have nothing to worry about

[Wobedraggled]

No worries

[anthonyOA]

nah, its the size of the ruler he used to measure his penis.  


i should know we can smell our own.  

[Himu]

Humouro's penis "making sex" is like thowing a very small coin down a very large well, with the coin being attatched to a 3centimeter piece of string.

now,
that's no way to treat a lady humouro. 

What is this post about? It came out of nowhere and makes no sense at all.

[Phoenix Dark]

He's basically saying your a rapist

[Himu]

No he thinks my penis is a piece of string!!

[Phoenix Dark]

Do yo dick lay low
Is it stringy
Can it be sown
Can you tie it in a knot
But still hit the dope spot
Do yo dick lay low

[Saint Cornelius]

Corny. If she was the biggest, most horny dirty bitch ever that could get you rock hard in an instant, but had a vagina like the grand canyon

I don't know, it might be kinda interesting to climb up on in there!

I'm scared about the comma between the "biggest" and "most horny" though.

[Himu]

Do yo dick lay low
Is it stringy
Can it be sown
Can you tie it in a knot
But still hit the dope spot
Do yo dick lay low

 

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[FlameOfCallandor]

Serious question, will girls ever be satisfied?

[Phoenix Dark]

You'll never know

[Saint Cornelius]

Oh shut the fuck up dude, PLEASE

Even with you being ignored you're fucking annoying