Author Topic: Real talk with Evilbore females: Does size really matter? (Read 9068 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #60 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:07:08 PM »

If I'm on ignore how am I bothering you? $:-\$

I've already sad all the bad things I can think of to you. I moved on like a man, and so should you

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #61 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:08:23 PM »

I guess I really don't understand what you're doing in this thread, basically.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #62 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:09:51 PM »

If it saves drama I'll leave this thread if you want me too

Mupepe · « **Reply #63 on:** December 08, 2006, 05:54:57 PM »

I'd imagine size matters because at a certain point, it will be just be too small. But I don't think it matters as much as most men actually want to believe it. YES, MEN. Males are the gender that's obsessed with penis size. It's a security issue. I think most women would prefer an average dick with good technique and experience to a large dick with no technique and experience.

Just my $.02, but I'm not a woman so I don't know.

Edit: Oh, the best advice is make her cum. She most likely won't care if you have a 2 centimeter dick if you make her cum everytime.

Diablos · « **Reply #64 on:** December 08, 2006, 06:29:48 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 08, 2006, 05:04:07 PM

Oh shut the fuck up dude, PLEASE

Even with you being ignored you're fucking annoying

etiolate · « **Reply #65 on:** December 08, 2006, 06:36:59 PM »

The Karma Sutra logic is that there's a dick for every vagina.

Vaginas come in different sizes as well. If she hasa canyon then she'll like a larger penis, if she is small then she probably fears large penises. There's actually some psychological phobia some girls have of intercourse and anything going in there vagina.

Of course if she's AZN she'll cry no matter what! am i rite? hohoho

Diablos · « **Reply #66 on:** December 08, 2006, 06:44:45 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 02:56:49 PM

I never said that at all!

So a girl CrystalGemini DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT likes the width of your cock, and the fact that you use your tongue?

huahahaha

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #67 on:** December 08, 2006, 06:48:40 PM »

She's an innocent girl; I would never dare taint her with my sin.

Bacon · « **Reply #68 on:** December 08, 2006, 07:03:57 PM »

Sounds like you should have kept the porn collection.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #69 on:** December 08, 2006, 07:05:44 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 08, 2006, 06:48:40 PM

She's an innocent girl; I would never dare taint her with my sin.

Would you sin with her taint, though? That's the question.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #70 on:** December 08, 2006, 07:06:59 PM »

Lonestar · « **Reply #71 on:** December 10, 2006, 11:39:32 AM »

If a girl really likes and enjoys your company, then she sure as fuck won't risk ruining the relationship by getting anal over penis size. And she certainly won't be gabbing to her friends, either. Now, if you're an asshole BF who does jackass things AND has a small penis and/or are inadequate in bed, then you better consult a crisis PR management firm to launch your preemptive strike on her. She WILL talk. And she WILL laugh.

whiteACID · « **Reply #72 on:** December 10, 2006, 11:53:09 AM »

Sounds like you are familiar with the situation, uncomfortably so.

Himu · « **Reply #73 on:** December 10, 2006, 11:56:00 AM »

Lonestar · « **Reply #74 on:** December 10, 2006, 11:57:04 AM »

Not from any personal experience, mind you. But I have a lot of idiot friends, though, who like to run their mouth about their girls and I love to hear the retaliatory strikes. It shuts them up -- really quick.

Just this past weekend, I was asking about the availability of a girl(dated a friend of mine) I want to sexxxxor up and her friend goes(Who I've been with), "Sure, you last longer than 8 seconds(jab at said friend), I'm sure she'd appreciate that."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #75 on:** December 10, 2006, 12:59:40 PM »

Whatever. You date a woman, and you've got to know that the odds are high that her friends will have a topographic map of your penis. Especially white women - they love to talk about members.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #76 on:** December 10, 2006, 01:09:11 PM »

Haven't you guys seen Waiting to Exhale? Of course women talk about the penis size and shit.

"How was he? Did he make you scream?"
"I should have drank a V8"

Mupepe · « **Reply #77 on:** December 10, 2006, 01:10:14 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 10, 2006, 12:59:40 PM

Whatever. You date a woman, and you've got to know that the odds are high that her friends will have a topographic map of your penis. Especially white women - they love to talk about members.

Most definitely.

Think about how much you talk to your guy friends about what she does in bed and I'd say it's about equal.

Bacon · « **Reply #78 on:** December 10, 2006, 02:59:36 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 10, 2006, 12:59:40 PM

Whatever. You date a woman, and you've got to know that the odds are high that her friends will have a topographic map of your penis. Especially white women - they love to talk about members.

Everything has to be racial with you.

Fatghost28 · « **Reply #79 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:09:16 PM »

Hahaha who cares?

Big wallet > Big dick

Garnet · « **Reply #80 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:27:28 PM »

does tit size really matter?

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #81 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:32:35 PM »

Not really, but vage size does..

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #82 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:35:07 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on December 10, 2006, 03:27:28 PM

does tit size really matter?

To me, it's not VERY important. Obviously I don't want her to be flat chested, but at the same time I wouldn't want to date someone with big big boobs; I wouldn't feel comfortable walking around with a chick with big tits...

Nice size is fine with me; something I can play with. A nice ass/hips is MUCH more important to me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #83 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:42:10 PM »

Face > Ass > Legs > Breasts

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #84 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:47:58 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 10, 2006, 03:42:10 PM

Face > Ass > Legs > Breasts

.

Bacon · « **Reply #85 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:50:33 PM »

Vag > Face > Ass > Legs > Breasts

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #86 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:54:10 PM »

Face >Breasts >Ass >Legs

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #87 on:** December 10, 2006, 03:58:06 PM »

Meh. I'm one of those guys who doesn't care about breasts THAT much. Obviously they're amazing, but I wouldn't shun a girl just because her's were small. As long as I can see them when she's wearing a sweater it's all good son.

But no ass? No no.

Mupepe · « **Reply #88 on:** December 10, 2006, 04:10:20 PM »

Here's my thoughts on women's proportions...

Tits: Don't be greedy, a handful is all you can use anyways. If they start to get bigger, they generally have those nasty bologna nipples.
Ass: Shapely. That's it. I don't want a flat ass and I don't want a rhino ass.
Legs: Calves I really don't give two shits about. As long as she doesn't have cankles, I'm fine. She needs to have some nice thighs though. I love to rub on women's thighs.
Face: Definitely the most important. This doesn't mean I won't date anything other than a super model (obviously). But I mean, a face is the main point of attraction. It's what you see first. You HAVE to be attracted to her face to make it work. As long as she doesn't have something that sticks out, like a gigantic crooken nose, then it's all good.

So in conclusion...

Face > Ass > Tits > Legs

Lonestar · « **Reply #89 on:** December 10, 2006, 04:44:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2006, 03:35:07 PM

Quote from: Garnet on December 10, 2006, 03:27:28 PM
does tit size really matter?

To me, it's not VERY important. Obviously I don't want her to be flat chested, but at the same time I wouldn't want to date someone with big big boobs; I wouldn't feel comfortable walking around with a chick with big tits...

Nice size is fine with me; something I can play with. A nice ass/hips is MUCH more important to me.

Dude. You don't have the right to be picky.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #90 on:** December 10, 2006, 04:48:53 PM »

Quote from: Lonestar on December 10, 2006, 04:44:07 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2006, 03:35:07 PM
Quote from: Garnet on December 10, 2006, 03:27:28 PM
does tit size really matter?

To me, it's not VERY important. Obviously I don't want her to be flat chested, but at the same time I wouldn't want to date someone with big big boobs; I wouldn't feel comfortable walking around with a chick with big tits...

Nice size is fine with me; something I can play with. A nice ass/hips is MUCH more important to me.

Dude. You don't have the right to be picky.

Really?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #91 on:** December 10, 2006, 04:55:13 PM »

Quote from: malek4980 on December 10, 2006, 03:54:10 PM

Face >Breasts >Ass >Legs

malek is my other account.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #92 on:** December 10, 2006, 04:57:27 PM »

He's not a virgin, so no

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Author Topic: Real talk with Evilbore females: Does size really matter? (Read 9068 times)

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