Let's make a song

[Propagandhim]

Nobody has to be musically inclined.  I or anyone else can play guitar, Drewsy or anyone else can play bass, and we need a drummer or someone that can mix in a drum beat.  Any other instruments would be acceptable.  The more the merrier.  Then we can add and mix it all in using music software.  Someone can write the lyrics.  Someone who can sing for vocals.  This will be big.  We can finally do something productive.

Who's in?  I had a little too much wine tonight.  But I believe in us.

[ch1nchilla]

Can I write the lyrics with Bacchus7? lolz

[Propagandhim]

Can I write the lyrics with Bacchus7? lolz

I don't know what Bacchus7 is, but yes.  We can get started.  We can all figure out the melody, too.  This will be great.

[drew]

let's not and say we didn't

[Propagandhim]

let's not and say we didn't

What if I told you I already wrote your bass line and it is awesome?

[Bildi]

The song should have a B sharp and a F flat.

[drew]

What if I told you I already wrote your bass line and it is awesome?

i would tell you that i do not own a bass guitar

[Propagandhim]

i would tell you that i do not own a bass guitar

You can play regular guitar, you can play shitty bass.    Tune your 6th string 2 full steps down and only play on the first 6 frets.  Insta-bass.  Jesus, do I have to think of everything?

[Propagandhim]

The song should have a B sharp and a F flat.

Okay.  I'll mark that in.

Is anyone here a good singer?

[Bildi]

Jesus, do I have to think of everything?

When you're dealing with bass players, yeah.

[Bildi]

I put that in specifically to weed out the know-it-all musical types.

You're off the project!

[Propagandhim]

I'm sober.  This idea is a bit worse in hindsight.  However, I'm still up for the challenge if people care.

[Powerslave]

I got better playing at guitar and would love to participate in Evilbore song projects in the future once I reach Yngwie's level of playing.

[Reb]

I have the perfect song title, but I won't share it until Bloodwake starts feeling better.

A Dutch album came out, called: "They Want To Pet Your Dog, But They Don't Want To Talk To You"
It's not a popular band, so I think we can steal it.

[Herr Mafflard]

The song title should be 'Gay and Suicidal'. Or maybe that should be the band's name.

[ch1nchilla]

The song title should be 'Gay and Suicidal'. Or maybe that should be the band's name.

That should be the band's name. The song should be called 'Handjobs.' IMO.

[Propagandhim]

Okay we're making progress.  Flagrantly homosexual progress.  But progress.


Someone wanna hum a melody that we can match to music?

Any singers on the EB?

Lyrics?

[ch1nchilla]

Okay we're making progress.  Flagrantly homosexual progress.  But progress.


Someone wanna hum a melody that we can match to music?

Any singers on the EB?

Lyrics?

Lyrics done by Sunday.

[Propagandhim]

Okay we're making progress.  Flagrantly homosexual progress.  But progress.


Someone wanna hum a melody that we can match to music?

Any singers on the EB?

Lyrics?

Lyrics done by Sunday.

Oooh, that'll be interesting to have the lyrics before the melody.  It'll be a fun challenge.  I gotta get my guitar fixed, but if someone has a working one - please feel free to volunteer as the guitar player, especially if you're better than me (which isn't hard..i suck).  Any instrumental suggestions are welcome..we'll throw record the basic framework of the music and then overlay the other stuff - so play off of the base.  You don't need to know much about music - we can edit this shit.

Any suggestions for genres?

[Eric P]

aquariumcore

[Propagandhim]

aquariumcore

I actually googled that because I don't know the extent of absurdity when it comes to musical genres. 

[Eric P]

We're not just fish, I know we'll make a crash
'Cause I know we're all heading for that toilet splash
we are is so little, but the time belongs to us
Why is everyfish in such a fucking rush?

Make do with what you have
Take what you can get
Pay no mind to us
We're just some goldfish

We're just some goldfish

Early to finish, I was late to start
I might be an goldfish, but I'm a shark at heart
Go to school, be a carp, what's the fucking deal?
It's not how gold I am, it's how gold I feel

Take your time
Try not to forget
We never will
We're just some goldfish

We're just some goldfish

with massive apologies to Ian MacKaye

[Powerslave]

We're just some gay fish

[Propagandhim]

We're not just fish, I know we'll make a crash
'Cause I know we're all heading for that toilet splash
we are is so little, but the time belongs to us
Why is everyfish in such a fucking rush?

Make do with what you have
Take what you can get
Pay no mind to us
We're just some goldfish

We're just some goldfish

Early to finish, I was late to start
I might be an goldfish, but I'm a shark at heart
Go to school, be a carp, what's the fucking deal?
It's not how gold I am, it's how gold I feel

Take your time
Try not to forget
We never will
We're just some goldfish

We're just some goldfish

with massive apologies to Ian MacKaye

Awesome

[Bildi]

I got better playing at guitar and would love to participate in Evilbore song projects in the future once I reach Yngwie's level of playing.

Powerslave

[Powerslave]

Keep on the look-out for the Evilbore Anthem played by the one and only Powerslave. Coming in 2048

[muckhole]

Any singers on the EB?

I can do the singing.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'll ghostwrite, assuming we're making a rap song

[Propagandhim]

We can add a rap part in.

[Diunx]

The official video should be a montage of members pics including a 30 seconds long shot of Kosmas/Northstar the gay x-man's tattoo.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

I play a mean jug.

[Reb]

I've designed the album cover:

[BlueTsunami]

[tiesto]

I could whip up some drum tracks in Fruity Loops, that's about the extent of my musical talent (well apart from beatmatching and doing a bit of DJing).