Author Topic: The best fucking thing you will see today (Read 2211 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** May 14, 2009, 01:34:28 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:38:50 PM »

that's pretty impressive

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:41:09 PM »

I know how she could put those skills to use.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #3 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:41:39 PM »

I have been doing shit like that longer than she has been alive

And yet she completely dominates all the silly noises I make

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Malek on May 14, 2009, 01:41:09 PM

I know how she could put those skills to use.

keep in mind she is seventeen

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:43:28 PM »

That's legal in Canada.

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And in hell!

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lordmaji · « **Reply #6 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:45:51 PM »

that is pretty impressive.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:46:54 PM »

hey, she's Canadian

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #8 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:47:01 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 14, 2009, 01:43:28 PM

That's legal in Canada.

Oh shit and she's Canadian

Diunx · « **Reply #9 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:47:15 PM »

She looks pretty hot.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:47:56 PM »

Sexiest women I've been with were Canadian.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:50:02 PM »

Any of them under 40?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:54:04 PM »

Quote from: Malek on May 14, 2009, 01:50:02 PM

Any of them under 40?

Oddly enough all my middle-aged encounters were with regular, 'ole Americans. $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:56:32 PM »

More white gurls + hippity hop

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Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** May 14, 2009, 01:56:50 PM »

by the way, the above video is stooopid

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** May 14, 2009, 02:53:40 PM »

I'd try and pee in her mouth while she was beatboxing and laugh when she barfed.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** May 14, 2009, 02:58:15 PM »

this guy is better

[youtube=560,345]8ZsML4uWoiw[/youtube]

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2009, 03:01:54 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 14, 2009, 02:53:40 PM

I'd try and pee in her mouth while she was beatboxing and laugh when she barfed.

Big fan of Max Hardcore then, Tauntaun?

Quote from: demi on May 14, 2009, 02:58:15 PM

this guy is better

He's good, but the things that blew my mind about the homegirl is, I've never seen a GIRL beatbox much less a WHITE GIRL

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** May 14, 2009, 03:10:39 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 14, 2009, 03:01:54 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 14, 2009, 02:53:40 PM
I'd try and pee in her mouth while she was beatboxing and laugh when she barfed.

Big fan of Max Hardcore then, Tauntaun?

I really like R. Kelly.

[youtube=560,345]8lbcXhmlviU[/youtube]

Powerslave · « **Reply #19 on:** May 14, 2009, 03:31:45 PM »

I'd put my dick in her sexy mouth to shut her up

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** May 14, 2009, 03:34:29 PM »

I want to get my collab on with her.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #21 on:** May 14, 2009, 03:45:40 PM »

Quote from: Borys on May 14, 2009, 03:41:32 PM

demi's beatboxer is miles better

perhaps, but again: I'm amazed that a white girl can get so busy

asians can do anything, it's not that impressive any more

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** May 14, 2009, 03:50:54 PM »

whatever

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** May 14, 2009, 03:53:25 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 14, 2009, 03:45:40 PM

Quote from: Borys on May 14, 2009, 03:41:32 PM
demi's beatboxer is miles better

perhaps, but again: I'm amazed that a white girl can get so busy

asians can do anything, it's not that impressive any more

anything except have big cocks

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** May 14, 2009, 04:25:54 PM »

And by busy, he means sex.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #25 on:** May 14, 2009, 04:32:34 PM »

And by sex, he means intercourse.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** May 14, 2009, 04:33:49 PM »

Penis.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #27 on:** May 14, 2009, 04:35:07 PM »

Vagina.

Eric P · « **Reply #28 on:** May 14, 2009, 04:35:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on May 14, 2009, 04:33:49 PM

Penis.

you too can support a needy african child for just penis a day

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** May 14, 2009, 04:40:35 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 14, 2009, 04:35:27 PM

Quote from: Willco on May 14, 2009, 04:33:49 PM
Penis.

you too can support a needy african child for just penis a day

Man, I could support all of the Congo. MY PENIS IS YOUR ANSWER!

Translation to African: click click whistle pop pip click pip whistle click

tehjaybo · « **Reply #30 on:** May 14, 2009, 04:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 14, 2009, 04:40:35 PM

Quote from: Eric P on May 14, 2009, 04:35:27 PM
Quote from: Willco on May 14, 2009, 04:33:49 PM
Penis.

you too can support a needy african child for just penis a day

Man, I could support all of the Congo. MY PENIS IS YOUR ANSWER!

Translation to African: click click whistle pop pip click pip whistle click

Bad Tauntaun!

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Mine.

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Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:05:18 PM »

Do you dudes need to, like, get laid or something? Damn.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #32 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:07:31 PM »

I'll be better tomorrow night.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #33 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:08:18 PM »

Very impressive, but it sounds like crap so what's the fucking point? And half of the noises sound like surprising farts.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:10:39 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on May 14, 2009, 05:08:18 PM

Very impressive, but it sounds like crap so what's the fucking point? And half of the noises sound like surprising farts.

I bet you think hip-hop is some n*gger music too, right?

duckman2000 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:12:43 PM »

Good music is good music. This is just some pudgy cheeked tart pushing forth tweaked fart noises. In contrast, that other dude sounds a hell of a lot cooler.

tiesto · « **Reply #36 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on May 14, 2009, 05:13:18 PM

Nogger music? Like the christmas drink? I'm confused.

No, he means Nagger music... of course.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #37 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:14:49 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 14, 2009, 05:05:18 PM

Do you dudes need to, like, get laid or something? Damn.

You offering?

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:16:19 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #39 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:38:09 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on May 14, 2009, 05:12:43 PM

Good music is good music. This is just some pudgy cheeked tart pushing forth tweaked fart noises. In contrast, that other dude sounds a hell of a lot cooler.

I'm eagerly anticipating your beatboxing video. You know, because it's so easy.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on May 14, 2009, 05:13:18 PM

Nogger music? Like the christmas drink? I'm confused.

Lime in the coconut.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #40 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:56:07 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 14, 2009, 05:38:09 PM

Quote from: duckman2000 on May 14, 2009, 05:12:43 PM
Good music is good music. This is just some pudgy cheeked tart pushing forth tweaked fart noises. In contrast, that other dude sounds a hell of a lot cooler.

I'm eagerly anticipating your beatboxing video. You know, because it's so easy.

I never said it was easy. On the contrary, I'm pretty sure I said it was impressive. Impressive crap.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #41 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:57:17 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on May 14, 2009, 05:56:07 PM

I never said it was easy. On the contrary, I'm pretty sure I said it was impressive. Impressive crap.

Well, I do want to thank you for the time you've spent in this thread. Truly, you turned what could have been a peaceful thread into something extraordinary. A winner? Is you.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #42 on:** May 14, 2009, 05:57:57 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on May 14, 2009, 05:56:07 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 14, 2009, 05:38:09 PM
Quote from: duckman2000 on May 14, 2009, 05:12:43 PM
Good music is good music. This is just some pudgy cheeked tart pushing forth tweaked fart noises. In contrast, that other dude sounds a hell of a lot cooler.

I'm eagerly anticipating your beatboxing video. You know, because it's so easy.

I never said it was easy. On the contrary, I'm pretty sure I said it was impressive. Impressive crap.

Dude I took a mondo crap last night. It was so satisfying.

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Author Topic: The best fucking thing you will see today (Read 2211 times)