Author Topic: i hope i survive this super shuttle ride :( (Read 1317 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** May 15, 2009, 04:28:29 PM »

The crazy old driver is weaving in and out of la traffic at some obscene speed, cutting fols off, blaring his horn, and braking like his foot is made of concrete

The fat dude next to me is about to have a panic attack

If I die, I leave my aids to willco

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:33:39 PM »

dibs on the "everything else"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:38:05 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 15, 2009, 04:33:39 PM

dibs on the "everything else"

Beaten.

Cyanista · « **Reply #3 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:41:34 PM »

Let's ask the magic 8 ball.

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi

OMG it said ask again later

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #4 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:41:48 PM »

LA traffic is always crazy but it's especially bad on Fridays. I try not to drive from 10 to 7 on Fridays. It's too bad that LA has such lousy public transportation.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:45:16 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 15, 2009, 04:41:34 PM

Let's ask the magic 8 ball.

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi

OMG it said ask again later

Well now that doesn't mean he'll die.

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And he better not while Eric P has dibs on his crap.

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:53:53 PM »

Coincidence that Patel got all trippy just when Prole is coming to LA?

Me thinks that they're going on one of their "fishing" trips.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** May 15, 2009, 04:56:09 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 15, 2009, 04:53:53 PM

Coincidence that Patel got all trippy just when Prole is coming to LA?

Me thinks that they're going on one of their fisting trips.

Fixed.

tiesto · « **Reply #8 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:18:33 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 15, 2009, 04:33:39 PM

dibs on the "everything else"

I call dibs on his loli RPG collection!!!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:26:38 PM »

I lived! I was the only one who tipped him, though.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:28:29 PM »

you sucked his cock?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:29:43 PM »

I didn't know you were supposed to tip bus drivers. But I usually tip cab drivers about 20%.

Bebpo · « **Reply #12 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:31:16 PM »

For a second I thought you had somehow gotten on a space shuttle.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:35:19 PM »

Super shuttle is a van/cab. It's like 20 bucks for a ride to my hotel instead of 60 but I hafta sit with Mexicans.

I met patel to get pulled pork from some local cubans, but wound up chillaxing in universal city.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:36:25 PM »

Besides, the best pork pulling is served ala tauntaun

Tauntaun · « **Reply #15 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:36:42 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 15, 2009, 05:35:19 PM

Super shuttle is a van/cab. It's like 20 bucks for a ride to my hotel instead of 60 but I hafta sit with Mexicans.

I met patel to get pulled pork from some local cubans, but wound up chillaxing in universal city.

Did you show him your prole?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:37:17 PM »

how much did you tip Prole? I've never even thought to tip these guys before.

Diunx · « **Reply #17 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:39:00 PM »

Sounds like a regular Dominican driving.

muckhole · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 15, 2009, 05:26:38 PM

I lived! I was the only one who tipped him, though.

You lived? Odd.

Quote from: Cyanista on May 15, 2009, 04:41:34 PM

Let's ask the magic 8 ball.
OMG it said ask again later

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:40:32 PM »

4 bucks -- 20 percent. There's a big sign in the van that says GRATUITY NOT INCLUDED IN FARE, so it's kinda implicitly suggest that you cough it up for them loading your bags and calling you "sir" or some shit. Nobody calls you "sir" unless they expect to pay them for it.

Eric P · « **Reply #20 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:50:02 PM »

so true, sir

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #21 on:** May 15, 2009, 05:59:06 PM »

I see now. I've never taken a super-shuttle. The only shuttle I've ever taken is the public transit ones that go around "downtown" Mississauga.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #22 on:** May 15, 2009, 06:18:55 PM »

I call people sir for free

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #23 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:19:35 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 15, 2009, 05:35:19 PM

Super shuttle is a van/cab. It's like 20 bucks for a ride to my hotel instead of 60 but I hafta sit with Mexicans.

I met patel to get pulled pork from some local cubans, but wound up chillaxing in universal city.

Did you greet those Mexicans properly? In LA, you're supposed to address a Mexican as "esé".

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:25:55 PM »

Qué?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #25 on:** May 15, 2009, 07:31:33 PM »

Orale vato!

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