Author Topic: Trapped at work! Entertain me with your weekend exploits! (Read 1345 times)

muckhole · « **on:** May 17, 2009, 10:49:26 AM »

It's so fucking cold here at the lake that I can't feel my fingers. Warm me with your tales of weekend debauchery/woe, and keep in mind that this may be the last thing I read until they find me and thaw me out in 2049.

Veidt · « **Reply #1 on:** May 17, 2009, 10:59:57 AM »

I have masturbated 3 times in the last 30 minutes.

Diunx · « **Reply #2 on:** May 17, 2009, 11:00:32 AM »

I got drunk.

Veidt

muckhole · « **Reply #3 on:** May 17, 2009, 11:06:27 AM »

Quote from: Veidt on May 17, 2009, 10:59:57 AM

I have masturbated 3 times in the last 30 minutes.

This would be a welcome way to generate heat, if I could bend my frozen fingers. I'd have to put my hands in the toaster first.

Veidt · « **Reply #4 on:** May 17, 2009, 11:13:57 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on May 17, 2009, 11:06:27 AM

This would be a welcome way to generate heat, if I could bend my frozen fingers. I'd have to put my hands in the toaster first.

Also, great way of losing toxics .

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** May 17, 2009, 11:58:34 AM »

Yeah its pretty hot here, I hope it rains again today.

Veidt · « **Reply #6 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:01:35 PM »

It's rainy here, 75% of the year. England is so awesome : ]

demi · « **Reply #7 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:15:52 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on May 17, 2009, 11:06:27 AM

Quote from: Veidt on May 17, 2009, 10:59:57 AM
I have masturbated 3 times in the last 30 minutes.

This would be a welcome way to generate heat, if I could bend my frozen fingers. I'd have to put my hands in the toaster first.

: )

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:36:31 PM »

Spent the weekend at school working on an assignment. Waste of a long weekend :'(

Veidt · « **Reply #9 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:37:43 PM »

So awesome, it makes Demi happy to know that I have helped out a fellow member with my masturbatory techniques. Great admin, although, he still needs to tag me with his fluids under my username.

muckhole · « **Reply #10 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:43:05 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on May 17, 2009, 12:37:43 PM

So awesome, it makes Demi happy to know that I have helped out a fellow member with my masturbatory techniques. Great admin, although, he still needs to tag me with his fluids under my username.

You're aware that you can tag yourself, right?

tehjaybo · « **Reply #11 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:47:49 PM »

I finished some of the biggest scenes in the movie that I'm in. The last days of filming are coming up. We had around 75-100 extras for zombies, and one of the cast has a legitimate fear of zombies.

Veidt · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:48:03 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on May 17, 2009, 12:43:05 PM

Quote from: Veidt on May 17, 2009, 12:37:43 PM
So awesome, it makes Demi happy to know that I have helped out a fellow member with my masturbatory techniques. Great admin, although, he still needs to tag me with his fluids under my username.

You're aware that you can tag yourself, right?

It's going to take me an extra 1500 posts. Plus, it's a lot more awesome when an admin does it. lol

muckhole · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2009, 12:51:52 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on May 17, 2009, 12:48:03 PM

Quote from: muckhole on May 17, 2009, 12:43:05 PM
Quote from: Veidt on May 17, 2009, 12:37:43 PM
So awesome, it makes Demi happy to know that I have helped out a fellow member with my masturbatory techniques. Great admin, although, he still needs to tag me with his fluids under my username.

You're aware that you can tag yourself, right?

It's going to take me an extra 1500 posts. Plus, it's a lot more awesome when an admin does it. lol

Oops, yeah, forgot about the post count.

Quote from: tehjaybo on May 17, 2009, 12:47:49 PM

I finished some of the biggest scenes in the movie that I'm in. The last days of filming are coming up. We had around 75-100 extras for zombies, and one of the cast has a legitimate fear of zombies.

When will we see this masterpiece?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2009, 01:13:28 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on May 17, 2009, 12:47:49 PM

I finished some of the biggest scenes in the movie that I'm in. The last days of filming are coming up. We had around 75-100 extras for zombies, and one of the cast has a legitimate fear of zombies.

how can fear of zombies be legitimate

my weekend fucking blew. i asked a girl out for the first time since i got out of my old (long) relationship. i thought it was a sure thing because she always checks me out, and i did actually get her number and call her up about doing something this weekend, but she said she would call back to "finalize" plans and never did

i still ended up going out with some friends, but i've been in a shitty mood all weekend.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2009, 02:06:31 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on May 17, 2009, 12:47:49 PM

I finished some of the biggest scenes in the movie that I'm in. The last days of filming are coming up. We had around 75-100 extras for zombies, and one of the cast has a legitimate fear of zombies.

You should have made an adaption of Redneck Rampage.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2009, 02:12:14 PM »

I have no will to work so I'm posting here :'(
both of my Brutes are almost at level 10 too. I'm going to start an eb clan.

tiesto · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2009, 02:53:27 PM »

I went to a bachelor party for my friend (leaving for the wedding, in dirty jersey in like 5 min), and the organizer of the bachelor party ditched it after dinner! He went back to the hotel b/c he was too blazed out and drunk and stuffed from the all-you-can-eat Brazilian restaurant we went to. That kid is an asshole and has gotten on my nerves lately, and this isn't the first time he pulled similar shit.

Other than that, this w/e has been pretty good.

E-DuB · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2009, 04:18:57 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on May 17, 2009, 10:49:26 AM

It's so fucking cold here at the lake that I can't feel my fingers. Warm me with your tales of weekend debauchery/woe, and keep in mind that this may be the last thing I read until they find me and thaw me out in 2049.

Dude how far north are you?

muckhole · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2009, 04:27:30 PM »

Quote from: E-DuB on May 17, 2009, 04:18:57 PM

Quote from: muckhole on May 17, 2009, 10:49:26 AM
It's so fucking cold here at the lake that I can't feel my fingers. Warm me with your tales of weekend debauchery/woe, and keep in mind that this may be the last thing I read until they find me and thaw me out in 2049.

Dude how far north are you?

It's more to do with the north wind coming off the water howling away plus the 100+ year old building I'm in that has almost no heat and no insulation, capped off by the fact that anything remotely warm to wear is at my other property.

This building holds the cold like a bloody deep freeze.

E-DuB · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2009, 04:35:39 PM »

Ah, because the last 24 hours have been a bust. I think it's like nine degrees right now?

But for methods to keep warm, set something on fire, two pairs of socks, drink hennessy, masturbate, etc, etc

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #21 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:56:05 AM »

I JUST SURVIVED AN EARTHQUAKE GUYS

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsus/Quakes/ci10410337.php

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** May 18, 2009, 01:29:44 AM »

I didn't do much.

drohne · « **Reply #23 on:** May 18, 2009, 03:43:15 AM »

i was stoned and sitting at a coffeeshop when that earthquake happened and thought i was imagining both the shaking and people's reactions to it. this is your brain on drugs

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Author Topic: Trapped at work! Entertain me with your weekend exploits! (Read 1345 times)