when I was working at my local comic shop all those years ago (Don't ask me to count them, it ain't pretty and there's nothing worse than seeing a fat man cry) the manager gave me the nickname Gazunta.
Found out years later it's Yiddish for 'huge'.
...I should convert and get all the hot Jewish chicks?
Um, also, hi folks, this is a weird thread to see five minutes after waking up