Morning Wood: Nature's alarm clock or Embarrassment to us all?

[FlameOfCallandor]

Im on the fence with this one. Can any older wiser posters share their wisdom with us?

[Wobedraggled]

Nevr been an issue, you wake up and pee or rub one out.

[GilloD]

I can't get off wit morning wood

[FlameOfCallandor]

I can't get off wit morning wood

I can but its not the same. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I thought only 12 year olds got morning wood.

Never happened to me. If anything my penis shrinks at night

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I can't get off wit morning wood

[BlueTsunami]

Morning wood is just getting wood at an inconvenient time. You just pump one out to make it go away, which in turn makes you feel empty inside when your done

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I hate having morning wood creep up on me while I'm still asleep...

[Flannel Boy]

And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, morning wood.

[Mupepe]

Morning wood is awesome, guys.  That is the best time to rub one out.  You're half asleep and it's hard as a rock!

[Flannel Boy]

The only thing I rub in the morning are my eyes.

[G The Resurrected]

I fucking hate morning wood its god awful I tell you. Especially when I've slept at peoples houses and wake up as hard as a log. I cant hide that shit it poke out. And thinking to make it go away doesnt work. Its just makes me miserable cause I gotta pee when I wake up. I dont like peeing with morning wood its painful as hell.

But I do agree having wood in the morning is awesome for sex. But most girls oven aint even warmed up at that time of day they are much more stimulated mentally. So it takes them a good while in the day to get that oven ready. Even though its been roasting all night and perfect for the taking in the morning.

 

[ToxicAdam]

I goto the bathroom and pee. It's awesome to stand 7 feet from the toilet, and then run forward real fast once your stream starts to diminish.


I wonder why my bathmat is stained yellow?

[Flannel Boy]

I goto the bathroom and pee. It's awesome to stand 7 feet from the toilet, and then run real fast once your stream starts to diminish.


I wonder why my bathmat is stained yellow?

Wow seven feet.
 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

 

[BlueTsunami]

Time to bust out the Himuro Cam!

Whats he doing now?

hmmmm

lets see

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