Jimmy Kimmel: REAL TALK

[GilloD]

I guess he's okay. One of my friends decorates his sets. Anyway, he gave ad dudes some REAL TALK at the Upfronts: http://gawker.com/5262256/jimmy-kimmel-destroys-abc-at-abc-upfronts

Choice quotes to advertisers:

"Let's get real here. Let's get Dr. Phil-real here. These new fall shows? We're going to cancel about 90 percent of them. Maybe more."

"Every year we lie to you and every year you come back for more. You don't need an upfront. You need therapy. We completely lie to you, and then you pass those lies onto your clients."

"Next year on ‘Grey's Anatomy,' your product could kill Dr. Izzie. It just depends on how much you want to pay."

"I think all our shows are going to work this year. I really do. I don't, really."

"The important thing to remember is: who cares, it's not your money."

Kimmel also took a shot at NBC and Jay Leno, whom ABC once courted to possibly replace him when his contract with NBC expired, saying that they're "giving Jay's viewers exactly what they want. An early-bird special

Lulz.

[Eric P]

i read that

did you catch the article on black hipsters?

i lol'd

http://www.theroot.com/views/rise-black-hipster?page=0,0

[Phoenix Dark]

i read that

did you catch the article on black hipsters?

i lol'd

http://www.theroot.com/views/rise-black-hipster?page=0,0

So just what is a black hipster—a “blipster” or “alt-black”?

I think I might stop reading this

[Eric P]

it's god awful in nearly every sense.

[Eric P]

real talk: the maclehose press edition of The Girl Who Played With Fire is OBNOXIOUSLY printed.  thick unwieldy book, huge margins, large press, shit binding.

[Eric P]

real talk: i judge people based on what they read on the subway and i silently mock men reading twilight

[Eric P]

real talk: i like using a cheap point and shoot from lomography rather than my eos rebel.

[Cyanista]

 

Eric, you lazy person.  My mom was like a super-real photographer, I bet she's rolling in her grave that i use some Kodak easy share digital number.

[Phoenix Dark]

real talk: what better way to identify black hipsters than a picture of Kanye West and his entourage, ridiculously dressed in French garb

[Eric P]

surreal talk: the fish apples the table cow

[Phoenix Dark]

Real talk: I'm also guilty of not being familiar with the "black hipster" thing until recently. I mean, I always knew they had to exist - like black emos - I just knew nothing about them, or whether they had their own hipster scene or integrated with hipsters of all colors.

Yeah, I listen to Cut Copy and Lykke Li, but I don't think those things negate blackness or require a classification."

Hey I listen to both of them

anyway, I wonder what the black hipster movement thinks about the hipster hip hop wave that's going on right now. Or do they prefer TV On the Radio over any rap

[Herr Mafflard]

would you class this as hipster hip hop, PD?

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[Phoenix Dark]

that, and record company chemistry (little bit of Eminem, little bit of marketing, some black artists on the same label to co-sign him, little bit of frat boy..). I thought no one took him seriously, even before the nappy headed ho-gate.

[Fresh Prince]

Wow I don't even know who that guy is- I've been out of the loop for a while

[Tauntaun]

real talk: i judge people based on what they read on the subway and i silently mock men reading twilight

real talk: you should punch them in the nuts.    and scream "for the emperor!" when you do it. 

[Eric P]

real talk: i had an Activision/Blizzard employee in my house last night.

[BlueTsunami]

Eric, you lazy person.  My mom was like a super-real photographer, I bet she's rolling in her grave that i use some Kodak easy share digital number.

SMH

Get a DSLR!

[Tauntaun]

real talk: i had an Activision/Blizzard employee in my house last night.

real talk: I hope you raped him for an early copy of SC2.

[Eric P]

real talk: i watched him while he slept.  he looked like an angel

[muckhole]

real talk: i watched him while he slept.  he looked like an angel

 

real talk: Never sleeping on Eric P's couch.

[Tauntaun]

real talk: i watched him while he slept.  he looked like an angel

real talk: give him a nice sprinkling to wake him

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[Eric P]

real talk: i watched him while he slept.  he looked like an angel

 

real talk: Never sleeping on Eric P's couch.

my bed sleeps two







comfortably









if they're "good friends"

[Eric P]

real talk: i watched him while he slept.  he looked like an angel

real talk: give him a nice sprinkling to wake him

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

some hobo was banging on garbage cans this morning and i think that woke him.

it certainly woke me up.

goddamn hobos. 

[muckhole]

real talk: i watched him while he slept.  he looked like an angel

 

real talk: Never sleeping on Eric P's couch.

my bed sleeps two







comfortably









if they're "good friends"

Perhaps that was what I was implying.

[Tauntaun]

real talk: i watched him while he slept.  he looked like an angel

real talk: give him a nice sprinkling to wake him

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

some hobo was banging on garbage cans this morning and i think that woke him.

it certainly woke me up.

goddamn hobos. 

you should have peed on him and then beat him with a stick, he must respect your authoritah!