Author Topic: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me? (Read 5166 times)

GilloD · « **on:** May 20, 2009, 02:10:41 PM »

They were all, "Hey, we're going to take Linda, the new sales lady to lunch" and so I said, "Oh, I have to go to the bathroom" and when I got back from the bathroom the office was locked and no on was there.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:14:14 PM »

That's a dis. $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:14:39 PM »

At least you got a raise man. Life is good! Live! Money!

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:15:04 PM »

Get past the glass ceiling and towards greener pastures

GilloD · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:15:21 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 20, 2009, 02:14:39 PM

At least you got a raise man. Life is good! Live! Money!

Tru.

Bocsius · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:19:04 PM »

Do you bathe?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:24:02 PM »

You should pee in the coffee pot. Then if anyone asks you about why the coffee smells like pee, just make this expression:

They will think twice before disrespecting you again.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:25:17 PM »

Go to your boss, point at the picture of his wife on his desk and ask, "who's the cunt?"

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:30:21 PM »

They sure love leaving you alone in the office. You realize if anything is stolen you'll be the #1 suspect

GilloD · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2009, 02:48:16 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on May 20, 2009, 02:17:00 PM

Oh man.

First they don't shows up at your working place (TWICE!!) without informing you, and now they're going out to lunch without you.

What does that tell you?

Quote from: demi on May 20, 2009, 02:15:04 PM
Get past the glass ceiling and towards greener pastures

Why's that not a "News" headline yet?

I mean. We all hang out outside of work. it's not like we don't like each other, haha. It was just weird.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2009, 07:03:12 PM »

Prolly seen as the boss's lackey - no suprises there.

Bildi · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2009, 07:05:23 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:10:41 PM

They were all, "Hey, we're going to take Linda, the new sales lady to lunch" and so I said, "Oh, I have to go to the bathroom" and when I got back from the bathroom the office was locked and no on was there.

They should make a movie of this.

drew · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2009, 07:07:27 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:48:16 PM

I mean. We all hang out outside of work. it's not like we don't like each other, haha. It was just weird.

you are "that guy"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:39:52 AM »

gillo

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:41:50 AM »

That's....harsh.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:09:19 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on May 20, 2009, 07:07:27 PM

Quote from: GilloD on May 20, 2009, 02:48:16 PM
I mean. We all hang out outside of work. it's not like we don't like each other, haha. It was just weird.

you are "that guy"

yup.

GilloD · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:57:26 AM »

Apparently they left me a note on my desk but I didn't see it because my desk is messy town

Free lunch MISSED.

Eric P · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:58:48 AM »

doubly tragic

Diunx · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2009, 06:58:15 PM »

Just set the office on fire already.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2009, 09:16:38 PM »

is this the same office where you're the only one there regularly?

Bildi · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2009, 09:22:00 PM »

So... did you find the note on your desk?

GilloD · « **Reply #21 on:** May 22, 2009, 10:55:49 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 09:22:00 PM

So... did you find the note on your desk?

Yes

muckhole · « **Reply #22 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:09:25 AM »

Quote from: GilloD on May 22, 2009, 10:55:49 AM

Quote from: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
So... did you find the note on your desk?

Yes

Don't feel too badly, at least the note actually exists!

Reb · « **Reply #23 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:11:09 AM »

I bet they felt guilty and stuffed the note in his crap afterwards.

muckhole · « **Reply #24 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:19:52 AM »

THAT would suck.

And with a messy desk, we may never know for sure.

Shuri · « **Reply #25 on:** May 22, 2009, 07:23:35 PM »

You're the office idiot

The Sceneman · « **Reply #26 on:** May 23, 2009, 09:26:20 AM »

do you like these people? Who gives a shit. I dont talk to my co-workers on my lunch break. Its my time bizzitch

Yeti · « **Reply #27 on:** May 23, 2009, 10:55:31 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on May 22, 2009, 10:55:49 AM

Quote from: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 09:22:00 PM
So... did you find the note on your desk?

Yes

Was it in a spot where they obviously intended for you to see it like taped to your computer monitor, or was it shunted off to the side in a mess of other papers where it could be easily overlooked?

Bebpo · « **Reply #28 on:** May 24, 2009, 12:23:14 AM »

Quote from: Borys on May 23, 2009, 10:17:32 AM

I changed projects last month and was pretty shocked when I found my new co-workers (Russians) browse... 4chan.

I never knew even one person that knew what 4chan is.

I didn't even know what 4chan was for a long, long time and I know 2ch and lots of animu stuff. 4chan is really only known because so many other sites talk about how creepy it is. I've never been there so I just know what gaf says about that place.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29 on:** May 24, 2009, 04:16:20 PM »

I don't eat with my coworkers.

Bildi · « **Reply #30 on:** May 25, 2009, 07:29:44 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 20, 2009, 02:12:15 PM

I think its just the rapture beginning.

I missed this earlier. And no eb members are missing which supports your theory.

News:

Author Topic: REAL TALK: My co-workers went to lunch without me? (Read 5166 times)