Author Topic: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER (Read 6867 times)

Ecrofirt · « **on:** May 20, 2009, 09:26:30 PM »

Holy shit awesome news. Well, really, I've known since a few weeks back when I made a cryptic megaton holyshit post in a random thread.

But holy hell, I'm going to have I kid. I hope it's a son, just so I can say that I sired a son.

Anyhow, she's due in January, and we're getting married in August (I got a shotgun!). We're moving into a home together in a few weeks, so its all sorts of new and exciting times going on.

muckhole · « **Reply #1 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:27:09 PM »

Wow! Congratulations!

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:27:14 PM »

Delicious creampie

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:28:06 PM »

congratulations!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:28:56 PM »

Awesome news!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:29:08 PM »

congrats!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #6 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:31:46 PM »

FUCK YEAH

CONGRATS MOTHER FUCKER

NIKKI AND HER UNBORN CHILD FOR ICON

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:34:24 PM »

I headbanged my way out my mom's dukes

grats dude

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:39:52 PM »

Congrats!

Bring your kid to me in a few years and I'll give them a thorough cognitive/developmental psychometric assessment if you'd like

.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:40:21 PM »

I can only imagine the well mannered but completely badass child that will come forth from Nikki/Ecro

Diunx · « **Reply #10 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:46:20 PM »

Congrats! pics of the labor plz errr I mean the wedding.

tiesto · « **Reply #11 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:47:49 PM »

Holy shit, wow, congrats!

Kara · « **Reply #12 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM »

congrats on having fit sperm

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:51:34 PM »

Congrats

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #14 on:** May 20, 2009, 09:56:11 PM »

Congratulations.

Evilbore has it's first child. Remember don't homeschool your children.

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:00:02 PM »

You literally are the fucking father. Well done.

Crushed · « **Reply #16 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:06:19 PM »

Congratulations! Make sure his first words are "evil bore."

If it's "the bore" then put him up for adoption.

E-DuB · « **Reply #17 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:14:03 PM »

Congrats Man

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:27:06 PM »

You must name him MAF. NEVAR FORGET.

Tucah · « **Reply #19 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:38:23 PM »

Congrats!!

Robo · « **Reply #20 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:40:10 PM »

Great news! Congratulations!

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #21 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:40:44 PM »

Congratulations! Nikki is going to be an amazing mom, and you're going to be a great father.

Quote from: Crushed on May 20, 2009, 10:06:19 PM

Congratulations! Make sure his first words are "evil bore."

If it's "the bore" then put him up for adoption.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #22 on:** May 20, 2009, 10:46:42 PM »

Congrats to both of you.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:03:01 PM »

Congrats, you hard rocking motherfucker you.

Akala · « **Reply #24 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:15:53 PM »

Grats!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:33:32 PM »

be sure to get all up in the mom before the kid's born and let him/her/it have one all over its face

gotta show 'em who daddy is early

xnikki118x · « **Reply #26 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:39:53 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM

congrats on having fit sperm

Fit indeed, I was on the pill!

cool breeze · « **Reply #27 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:41:48 PM »

that does sound like powerful sperm

Propagandhim · « **Reply #28 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:48:46 PM »

Congrats! ..although I don't quite understand how ur babby form. mom said tummy gett big only wen marryed.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** May 20, 2009, 11:59:38 PM »

Congrats to both you and Nikki. Sounds like this child was meant to be. I hope for both your sakes that its a boy and not a girl.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:00:37 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on May 20, 2009, 11:41:48 PM

that does sound like powerful sperm

delicious creampie

Tauntaun · « **Reply #31 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:01:17 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 20, 2009, 11:33:32 PM

be sure to get all up in the mom before the kid's born and let him/her/it have one all over its face

gotta show 'em who daddy is early

Prole's wisdom

He/she better come out windmilling!

Bildi · « **Reply #32 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:09:40 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 20, 2009, 11:39:53 PM

Quote from: Karakand on May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM
congrats on having fit sperm

Fit indeed, I was on the pill!

My heart just missed a beat.

MCD · « **Reply #33 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:16:50 AM »

Congrats.

Rman · « **Reply #34 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:30:38 AM »

Congratulations!

gibletsngravy · « **Reply #35 on:** May 21, 2009, 01:19:41 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36 on:** May 21, 2009, 01:23:33 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 20, 2009, 11:39:53 PM

Quote from: Karakand on May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM
congrats on having fit sperm

Fit indeed, I was on the pill!

Ecro jizzum >>>>>>> the pill

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #37 on:** May 21, 2009, 01:31:02 AM »

congrats man!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #38 on:** May 21, 2009, 01:40:42 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on May 21, 2009, 12:09:40 AM

My heart just missed a beat.

Beezy · « **Reply #39 on:** May 21, 2009, 02:29:13 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 20, 2009, 11:39:53 PM

Quote from: Karakand on May 20, 2009, 09:51:10 PM
congrats on having fit sperm

Fit indeed, I was on the pill!

Congrats you two.

etiolate · « **Reply #40 on:** May 21, 2009, 02:44:14 AM »

I thought that was what your cryptic message was about.

Grats!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 21, 2009, 03:07:12 AM »

disappointmen-ton

i read this as "Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM FUCKING THE FATHER"

pilonv1 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 21, 2009, 03:52:58 AM »

i was surprised it wasn't done before me

Tieno · « **Reply #43 on:** May 21, 2009, 05:24:32 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on May 21, 2009, 03:07:12 AM

disappointmen-ton

i read this as "Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM FUCKING THE FATHER"

I read your post as "Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER"

and couldn't work out the difference between that and the title

:'(

Veidt · « **Reply #44 on:** May 21, 2009, 06:21:56 AM »

Congratz. Hope you have a boy, just so you can say " Mah boi right there, son". Great time lie ahead for you my friend. :]

Also

at the people acting like getting someone pregnant is hard.
"YOU DID IT!"
"you're awesome"

GilloD · « **Reply #45 on:** May 21, 2009, 09:09:05 AM »

EvilBABY MEGATON. Is this the first abby born DURING the reign of EB? Hmm.

Anyway:

Tauntaun · « **Reply #46 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:36:37 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on May 21, 2009, 10:22:25 AM

Quote from: Veidt on May 21, 2009, 06:21:56 AM
Also at the people acting like getting someone pregnant is hard.

It's surprisingly easy.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/113275044_3ffe4cca22.jpg

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Eric P · « **Reply #47 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:48:29 AM »

i knew that dude was a motherfucker

Ganhyun · « **Reply #48 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:54:09 AM »

gratz to you both. May his/her future be a good one.

T234 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:21:11 PM »

Congratulations are in order!

Cyanista · « **Reply #50 on:** May 21, 2009, 12:47:43 PM »

Yay grats for your holes!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #51 on:** May 21, 2009, 05:01:54 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on May 21, 2009, 06:21:56 AM

Congratz. Hope you have a boy, just so you can say " Mah boi right there, son". Great time lie ahead for you my friend. :]

Also at the people acting like getting someone pregnant is hard.
"YOU DID IT!"
"you're awesome"

It was an accomplishment because she was on the pill and they only had oral sex!

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #52 on:** May 21, 2009, 05:23:57 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM

congrats!

i've known for a while

Dramamamama!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #53 on:** May 21, 2009, 05:47:55 PM »

The swiss have spies everywhere.

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Including woman's vaginas!

http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/shocked.gif

http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/shhh.gif

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Veidt · « **Reply #54 on:** May 21, 2009, 06:01:15 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM

congrats!

i've known for a while

Why am I having the greatest Deja vu, ever, from this? : o

tehjaybo · « **Reply #55 on:** May 22, 2009, 11:54:47 AM »

Congrats man!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #56 on:** May 22, 2009, 12:08:12 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM

congrats!

i've known for a while

Tauntaun · « **Reply #57 on:** May 22, 2009, 12:09:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2009, 12:08:12 PM

Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
congrats!

i've known for a while

I just got that, I'm such a tard.

PD you're my magical negro. If you could move to NYC and drop some knowledge on this white boy that'd be awesome. You could be the homeless dude I pass in the subway every day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #58 on:** June 02, 2009, 04:40:13 AM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 22, 2009, 12:09:02 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2009, 12:08:12 PM
Quote from: jarosh on May 21, 2009, 05:14:09 PM
congrats!

i've known for a while

I just got that, I'm such a tard.

PD you're my magical negro. If you could move to NYC and drop some knowledge on this white boy that'd be awesome. You could be the homeless dude I pass in the subway every day.

News:

Author Topic: Nikki is pregnant - AND I AM THE FUCKING FATHER (Read 6867 times)