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The Girlfriend Experience
« on: May 21, 2009, 04:33:18 PM »
Anyone going to see it?

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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2009, 04:45:26 PM »
Sure will!
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2009, 04:47:25 PM »
I heard this was playing on tv yesterday.  Would rather catch it on tv than pay $10 I think.  I'm not a SS fan even though I think he's done some excellent films.  Full Frontal, Ocean's Twelve, and Solaris are enough to get me to caution $10 investments into his films day 1.

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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2009, 04:48:53 PM »
That has got to be the most boring trailer I have ever watched.

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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2009, 04:50:23 PM »
In all seriousness, isn't this the movie with Sasha Grey?
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2009, 04:50:25 PM »
That has got to be the most boring trailer I have ever watched.

I watched it without sound and was thinking, I could just walk down to Bally's and see the same thing.  :smug

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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2009, 04:54:16 PM »
In all seriousness, isn't this the movie with Sasha Grey?

Yes it is.
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2009, 04:55:23 PM »
Guess she wont' have any issues with R rated sex scenes :teehee
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2009, 04:56:42 PM »
In all seriousness, isn't this the movie with Sasha Grey?

Yes it is.

That's worth the price of admission by itself. Early hype says that she actually acts in the film too, not just porno acts.
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2009, 04:57:42 PM »
I read a review of it in The Stranger last night. Aside from Soderbergh's direction and vision, they hated it.

Oh, as for Ms. Grey, no sex scenes.
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2009, 04:57:47 PM »

I just read Ebert's review and he seemed to like it a lot. I guess the movie is substantially better than the trailer.


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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2009, 04:58:15 PM »
When does this release?
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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2009, 04:59:53 PM »
When does this release?

Limited release tomorrow.

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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2009, 05:03:20 PM »
I heard it's also available via OnDemand.
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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2009, 05:03:40 PM »
When does this release?

Limited release tomorrow.

Eh, maybe Richmond will get it. For some reason they've been getting more limited releases, beginning with Borat first week two years ago.
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« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2009, 05:42:59 PM »
I downloaded it like 2 weeks ago, I enjoyed it but enjoyed the other Sasha Gray movie I saw after this one a little more :teehee
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« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2009, 09:26:23 PM »
Guess she wont' have any issues with R rated sex scenes :teehee

It'll be like a holiday.  Unless they can somehow get gagging and choking into an R-rating in which case it'll be business as usual. :teehee

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« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2009, 09:29:44 PM »
In all seriousness, isn't this the movie with Sasha Grey?

Yes it is.

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« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2009, 11:35:38 PM »
Sasha Grey?  Isn't she a bit to thin and flat for you, Cornelius?

I've actually never seen any of this girl's prior porn work, but she seems totally boring and uncharismatic in video interviews and this film's trailer.  I can't imagine her being a good porn actress or a good traditional actress.  What exactly vaulted her to porn fame?  Just the fact that she's done some incredibly nasty things?  Even for her body type, it seems like there are much hotter chicks doing just as much nasty shit.

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« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2009, 12:14:49 AM »
Guess she wont' have any issues with R rated sex scenes :teehee

There aren't any sex scenes in the movie.

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This is a movie all about talk-talk-TALKing. It's a story about relationships and sex—yet there isn't any sex in the film. All they do is TALK. And talk. And talk some more.

But these points get lost in all the talk-talk-talking and in the zero chemistry between Chelsea and Chris. An emotionless interaction between Chelsea and a screenwriter client, which finally makes her cry one or two tears of actual vulnerability, seems to serve as the film's climax—if you can really credit the plot as having one of those. Sadly, though beautifully shot by an A-plus ace director, Girlfriend is the first film out of hundreds that Grey has made that simply doesn't ever climax.
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« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2009, 12:21:26 AM »
Sasha Grey?  Isn't she a bit to thin and flat for you, Cornelius?

She is, in fact! I'm just interested in the movie. It reminds me of "The Center of the World" a bit.

That was a dis, though, wasn't it?

What exactly vaulted her to porn fame?  Just the fact that she's done some incredibly nasty things? 

You answered your own question. She's also 18 years young, and some dudes really get off on those young bitches.

But she does nothing for me personally.
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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2009, 12:25:21 AM »
I dunno, I'm fond of her.  She's got a bit of a bubble butt going on, and she's filthy as all get out.  No ridiculous fake bewbs either, which I like.  She's like a meaner Aurora Snow, which is not a bad thing!
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« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2009, 12:28:09 AM »
She's like a meaner Aurora Snow, which is not a bad thing!

I like Aurora better than I like Sasha.

I've just seen Sasha go through some shit that repulsed even me and I'm just not into her.

Now, Belladonna? Ahhh shit.
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« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2009, 12:30:19 AM »
Belladonna is crazy.  She'll fuck cheeseburgers, which most female pornstars won't do.  She's also had a baseball bat shoved up her ass, so you know she's ready to party.
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« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2009, 12:34:19 AM »
I initially liked Sasha because she's attractive.  She's got black hair and light skin which can be a good combo.  Aurora Snow is OK but Sasha is more into rough stuff I think it's fair to say.

Belladonna looks like she came out a trailer park and got her tits for half price so she isn't so much my thing.  Nasty is fine but if they're not attractive I don't really enjoy it.

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« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2009, 12:38:33 AM »
That was a dis, though, wasn't it?
No, I just know you likes 'em busty and curvy.  Like the glory days of Busty-Amateurs (Daisy + Aria).

I don't mind thinner types (like the aforementioned Aurora Snow), but only if they're cute and pretty and charismatic.  Sasha Grey looks like an alien and talks like a robot.  I hear Keanu Reeves just barely edged her out for the lead role in The Day the Earth Stood Still.  Her flat, monotone nature and expressionless face just reminds you of everything about porn that probably destroys people; it's as if she's had to turn herself into an automaton to survive.

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Belladonna is crazy.  She'll fuck cheeseburgers, which most female pornstars won't do.

Ava Devine has some girl-on-cheeseburger stuff too.....not that she's really a good role model for other starlets  :P

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She's got black hair and light skin which can be a good combo.

If that's all you care about, Stoya is the far superior choice.  It's not like black hair and fair skin is that uncommon anyway though.
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« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2009, 12:45:22 AM »
She's also had a baseball bat shoved up her ass, so you know she's ready to party.

I saw that scene! With Nacho, right? Jesus christ that was some shit. And YET, still not as gruesome as what I've seen Sasha go through.

Belladonna looks like she came out a trailer park and got her tits for half price so she isn't so much my thing.  Nasty is fine but if they're not attractive I don't really enjoy it.

Pffft, whatevs dude. Her tits are real too btw.

No, I just know you likes 'em busty and curvy.  Like the glory days of Busty-Amateurs (Daisy + Aria).

aahhh B-A, that was a great site. hell yeah man, gianna michaels and cassandra - two of my all time favorites.

Ava Devine has some girl-on-cheeseburger stuff too.....not that she's really a good role model for other starlets  :P

hahahaha Ava is wild, jesus h. christ. I think she is fugly but goddamn that is one fugly broad whose orifices i would gladly fall into
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« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2009, 12:52:57 AM »
Pffft, whatevs dude. Her tits are real too btw.

Oh I know, but that's how they look.

If that's all you care about, Stoya is the far superior choice.  It's not like black hair and fair skin is that uncommon anyway though.

I'm not into emo/goth.

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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2009, 12:55:44 AM »
Audrey Hollander has also had some good times with a baseball bat, though I honestly hate seeing her in scenes where she just gets treated like dirt.  I guess that's about the same for most girls though.

aahhh B-A, that was a great site. hell yeah man, gianna michaels and cassandra - two of my all time favorites.

Was Gianna ever on that site?  I checked out of it some time before its unfortunate demise, but I doubt she was even of-age during B-A's heyday.  She's a great looker, though I think a lot of the time she sells it a bit too hard.  Though just as often you get the impression she's having the time of her life just messing around with people.  Very buoyant and carefree -- the complete opposite of Sasha GreyBot 1.0.

hahahaha Ava is wild, jesus h. christ. I think she is fugly but goddamn that is one fugly broad whose orifices i would gladly fall into

I think she's the only chick I've ever seen that can completely overact and sell it too hard and still somehow get away with it.  Such a filthy mouth on that one :lol

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I'm not into emo/goth.

Huh?  Most of the stuff I've seen Stoya in has been pretty normal, though I guess a couple things she's done have been gothy and artsy fartsy.  For the most part everything she does seems super-mainstream.....which is why it seems weird that a pale chick without much T or A has risen to huge popularity.  As a fan of black hair/fair skin I know why she appeals to me, but I don't really get how or why she has such appeal with the usual porn audience.
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Re: The Girlfriend Experience
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2009, 01:01:01 AM »
Gianna was great, but I could never find her doing any anal.  :(
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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2009, 01:03:55 AM »
I've only seen a little of Stoya in pictures.  I don't know much about what she does, I had no idea she was super-popular.

Audrey Hollander gets pretty damn nasty but if I remember correctly occasionally I wish she'd shut the fuck up - she's a real motor-mouth.  Melissa Lauren has been pretty awesome at times, I like her stuff.

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« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2009, 01:06:24 AM »
Ava Devine?
Gianna?
Beladonna?

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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2009, 01:07:45 AM »
Alright Malek, who do you like.

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« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2009, 01:08:12 AM »
Ava Devine is a beast. Actually, all the pornstars Malek posted are beasts :lol . Carmella Bing is also crazy.
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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2009, 01:11:09 AM »
Yeah, some of these girls are not exactly what I'd call.... pretty.

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« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2009, 01:11:39 AM »
This thread is not about "pretty" bitches
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« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2009, 01:14:20 AM »
I've only seen a little of Stoya in pictures.  I don't know much about what she does, I had no idea she was super-popular.

She's in Pirates 2 and has a huge exclusive contract with one of the major production companies (Digital Playground).  Named AVN's Best New Starlet.  She looks great but as an actress she's kinda unremarkable.  Her trademark yelping is kinda cute at first but wears thin after a while.

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Audrey Hollander gets pretty damn nasty but if I remember correctly occasionally I wish she'd shut the fuck up - she's a real motor-mouth.

Yeah, once again I think Ava Devine is the only one who really gets away with constantly running her mouth.

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« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2009, 01:15:21 AM »
Border, had I known you were so well versed in pornography, I would've never given your Mountie ass any shit  :-*
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« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2009, 01:16:02 AM »
The popularity of some of these girls clearly shows there's a substantial market for horsefaces as long as they can cram huge things in themselves.

BTW, I am not knocking girls who can cram huge things in themselves.

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« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2009, 01:17:06 AM »
Alright Malek, who do you like.



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« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2009, 01:20:28 AM »
The popularity of some of these girls clearly shows there's a substantial market for horsefaces as long as they can cram huge things in themselves.

Okay well for me it's the amount of enthusiasm that these "horsefaces" bring to any given scene that has me enjoying their work so much. Also, I LOVE big natural titties and Gianna just can't be beat in that department. The fact that she's completely unhinged sexually helps too.

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« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2009, 01:20:39 AM »
She's in Pirates 2 and has a huge exclusive contract with one of the major production companies (Digital Playground).  Named AVN's Best New Starlet.  She looks great but as an actress she's kinda unremarkable.  Her trademark yelping is kinda cute at first but wears thin after a while.

She might be the one I heard of a year or two ago as most popular something-or-other and I had no idea who she was.  I don't think much of my viewing is from the big "mainstream" American porn houses so I'm probably quite out of the loop.

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« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2009, 01:24:37 AM »
Okay well for me it's the amount of enthusiasm that these "horsefaces" bring to any given scene that has me enjoying their work so much. Also, I LOVE big natural titties and Gianna just can't be beat in that department.

Lack of enthusiasm is for sure a gigantic killer, moreso than poor looks I would agree.  There's a pair of blonde twins getting around (can't recall their name but I think I first saw them in Rodney Moore stuff a few years ago) and they are totally and utterly deadpan.  Among the worst I've seen for girls getting so much exposure.

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« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2009, 01:26:17 AM »
Lack of enthusiasm is for sure a gigantic killer, moreso than poor looks I would agree.  There's a pair of blonde twins getting around (can't recall their name but I think I first saw them in Rodney Moore stuff a few years ago) and they are totally and utterly deadpan.  Among the worst I've seen for girls getting so much exposure.

I like Rodney Moore's shit. He's usually able to coax good scenes out of the most boring chicks, too.
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« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2009, 01:28:56 AM »

Flannel Girl.  :D
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Monica Roccaforte, Patrica Rhomberg, and Kay Parker

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« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2009, 01:29:16 AM »
I like Rodney Moore's shit. He's usually able to coax good scenes out of the most boring chicks, too.

I think so too.  But these two..... jesus.  Even Rodney unloading on them just couldn't save it.  Twins + Rodney should be guaranteed success.

I found them -

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« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2009, 01:30:38 AM »
Ugh. Me no likey.

Malek: old school Kay Parker? For real?
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« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2009, 01:33:25 AM »
Okay well for me it's the amount of enthusiasm that these "horsefaces" bring to any given scene that has me enjoying their work so much. Also, I LOVE big natural titties and Gianna just can't be beat in that department. The fact that she's completely unhinged sexually helps too.

If she were COMPLETELY unhinged, she'd do anal.  :wag
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« Reply #48 on: May 22, 2009, 01:34:31 AM »
Border, had I known you were so well versed in pornography, I would've never given your Mountie ass any shit  :-*

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She might be the one I heard of a year or two ago as most popular something-or-other and I had no idea who she was.  I don't think much of my viewing is from the big "mainstream" American porn houses so I'm probably quite out of the loop.

I'm only versed in the things I like, really.  I'm not one of those people who really keeps up with the industry or follows the AVN Awards or knows which girls are with which production companies.  I only know about Stoya's success because I caught an interview with her on YouTube or something.  I don't think I've really seen anything she's done recently because she's one of those types of girls who has 1 or 2 "best" scenes and anything beyond that is not that engaging.  Sort of like a band that has a hit single but the rest of the album is just average stuff.  Maybe you buy the album (or in this case download the "Complete Works" torrent), but all you're gonna do is keep listening to their one awesome track again and again.


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Okay well for me it's the amount of enthusiasm that these "horsefaces" bring to any given scene that has me enjoying their work so much.


I think most porn connoisseurs don't rate girls based on looks at all (though obviously there's some kind of minimum standard).  I think most of them rate based on enthusiasm/fun-factor, uniqueness, and quality of acting (usually in that order).  There's a flipside of connoisseurs though that seem to rate girls based entirely on how much ridiculously nasty shit they are willing to subject themselves too.....that's the side that kinda creeps me out.

Overenthusiasm is almost as bad as lack-of-enthusiasm.  I hate when some chick is just selling it too hard and yelling to high heaven and parroting a bunch of cornball come-ons that she's picked up from a hundred starlets before her.  A girl that is clearly going through the motions is nearly as disappointing as one that can't even be bothered to go through the motions.
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« Reply #49 on: May 22, 2009, 01:35:25 AM »
I have sophistamicated tastes.  :tophat

I don't just fap to any trashy whore with tramp stamps.

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« Reply #50 on: May 22, 2009, 03:21:58 AM »
Ava Devine is a beast. Actually, all the pornstars Malek posted are beasts :lol . Carmella Bing is also crazy.

I haven't been able to stomach an Ava Devine video after seeing her asshole fall out  :yuck

Belladonna is crazy. She may not be hot but she blows 80% of pornstars out the water in terms of energy and actually being into her scenes. Same with Gianna. Give me a butterface chick working hard for the guap over a bland, knockout beauty on her back fake moaning - any fucking day of the week.
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« Reply #51 on: May 22, 2009, 07:24:09 AM »
I read a review of it in The Stranger last night. Aside from Soderbergh's direction and vision, they hated it.

Oh, as for Ms. Grey, no sex scenes.

Yeah, too bad those are so hard to find anywhere else.

...Oh, wait...

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« Reply #52 on: May 22, 2009, 10:12:27 AM »
Maybe she accidentally a fleshlite and had to switch careers.
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« Reply #53 on: May 22, 2009, 10:16:01 AM »
There sure is a wealth of porn knowledge itt.
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« Reply #54 on: May 22, 2009, 10:17:37 AM »
jesus fucking christ at what point does pornography cease to be become pornography and become dermal elasticity tests for the bored?

baseball bats?
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« Reply #55 on: May 22, 2009, 10:21:58 AM »
jesus fucking christ at what point does pornography cease to be become pornography and become dermal elasticity tests for the bored?

baseball bats?

that's nothing, you really haven't lived until you've seen someone stump fucking an amputee
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« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2009, 10:28:05 AM »
i understand liking enthusiasm but how can you get off on gianna michaels if you're puking your guts up? she looks like a toxic disaster went off on her face.

edit: and she's not a "butterface". she's a "buttereverything". everything about her is disgusting.
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« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2009, 10:29:09 AM »
i understand liking enthusiasm but how can you get off on gianna michaels if you're puking your guts up? she looks like a toxic disaster went off on her face.

well, not everyone is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow like you
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« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2009, 10:39:31 AM »
This thread should be renamed the Porn Star knowledge thread  :)
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« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2009, 11:27:10 AM »
i understand liking enthusiasm but how can you get off on gianna michaels if you're puking your guts up? she looks like a toxic disaster went off on her face.

edit: and she's not a "butterface". she's a "buttereverything". everything about her is disgusting.

 ::) whatever brah, i'm now deleting the gigs and gigs of pr0n I have with her in it because of your comment

by the way, how long have you been gay?

Maybe she accidentally a fleshlite and had to switch careers.

 ???
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