Thursday Night: Played Magic with friends.
Friday Night Through Sunday Night: Went to the caves up in Menifee County, drank a half-pint of Early Times in a swig and a half, showed everybody my penis, urinated off of a 95-foot sheer cliff, nearly fell off said cliff, left at 6:30 AM when I had to go to work at 12:00AM, work sucked real bad, after work went home and changed, went to a house party where I smoked weed that cost about $200/ounce wholesale that would kill lesser men, drank more at the party, passed out at like 5:00AM, woke up at 9:30AM to go home and shower so as to go into work at 11:00AM, work was boring, I hit my head so hard on the counter at work that it was heard three aisles over, was really fucking woozy after that, went home six hours later, and slept like a motherfucker.
Needless to say, my weekend was pretty nuts.