Who's with me? The Bore getting in shape

[Dickie Dee]

I hate to say "dur hur steroids" but yeah, to get like that most likely he's a guy with a super fast metabolism (think runner's body) that probably has trouble bulking up without some extra juice, rather than a guy who'd be heavier but has cut down.

Fuck, I've never been so out of shape in my life (where talking 10s of lbs here) I feel like some tears and a bowl of ice cream  :'(

[duckman2000]

I just gave up on this whole DYI routine and went back to my old program for a reboot. If the resulting fatigue (and the unstoppable flood of cursing and self loathing) is any indication, my own design must have been worse than expected. Additionally, I don't think I'll be upgrading to the next training phase any time soon. Yikes.

[bork]

fuck i'm hungry now

You're hungry now? The image of Triumph on the toilet with the runs made you hungry?

This is one for the archives.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I wanna become a UFC fighter so i'm thinking of doing a UFC diet, problem is though is I don't live on my own so I don't really have a choice on my diet

[WrikaWrek]

I wanna become a UFC fighter so i'm thinking of doing a UFC diet, problem is though is I don't live on my own so I don't really have a choice on my diet

You really gotta hit the gym for that, and take supplements.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I'm a pussy so I know i'll never be a fighter. Just when I look at losing weight it always comes down to "Do it for a better looking gf" but honestly, that really isn't enough encouragement to me to lose the extra weight and it's extremely shallow and selfish. So I figure if I convince myself on that thing I'll put the effort to it.

[WrikaWrek]

Call me selfish and shallow then.

And if you wanna be a fighter go out there and be one. 1st thing you gotta do is enlist yourself in Muay Tay or Jiu Jitsu, etc.

Don't be a pussy, just enter a gym and ask for an opinion, the guy will give you a speech and you will be enlisting yourself in no time. I'm going to get myself back into martial arts early next year, when i come back from Milan. Not really feeling this whole acting thing, the guy put me doing Mr Dawes in the play, i don't really like the exposure.

Going to get my ass into jiu Jitsu.

[Diunx]

I'm gonna start doing some push ups in the morning and lifting some weights I have in my house to see if I can get in shape without going the damn gym.

[duckman2000]

I'm interested in strength, speed and to a lesser degree endurance. Looks? No, that ship sailed years ago. Right now I'm better off being a bulky monstrosity, anyway.

[BamYouHaveAids]

I'm gonna start doing some push ups in the morning and lifting some weights I have in my house to see if I can get in shape without going the damn gym.

I don't understand this; why not just join a gym? Depending on the gym it's like $1-$3 a month.

I'm trying to improve my conditioning it's terrible right now.

[duckman2000]

We have a decently equipped gym in the clubhouse, but I'd rather use the free weights at home. I use the cardio machines sometimes, but that's about it. I guess some people enjoy the focus of a dedicated training environment, but I can't stand it.

[WrikaWrek]

Me neither.

[Cormacaroni]

Rman

A chef that does Crossfit. I would so totally do you in the poop-chute. 

[archie4208]

I DL'ed the P90X because it was being talked about ITT.  Now I gotta buy a pullup bar and some resistance bands.  I guess I'll go to the Y until I buy those.

[Flannel Boy]

I'm now able to jog for 35 minutes straight. And I've started the one-hundred pushups, two-hundred situps, and two-hundred squats programs. After day one, I was incredibly sore. But I'm going to stick with it.

[Tauntaun]

I'm interested in strength, speed and to a lesser degree endurance. Looks? No, that ship sailed years ago. Right now I'm better off being a bulky monstrosity, anyway.

Then you can just stand in the pit and laugh as people bounce off you. 

[Bocsius]

That Hannibal For King video is insane. It doesn't seem physically possible to do most of those exercises.

Anyway, I go to the gym three times per week (T-Th-Sa). I don't always do cardio, but I did get on the elliptical last night. Never fails that I'm always beside someone who's going at such a leisurely pace he/she might as well be on the couch eating twinkies. Last night, the woman beside me was averaging 3.9 mph. That doesn't seem physically possible, either. Even when I try to slow down, I can't even get to 6 and stay there before I naturally speed back up.

[Veidt]

I'm with you on this one. I need more muscles mayne. By the beginning of next year, I should be in the greatest shape ever.