Jail Bait

[WrikaWrek]

I have a 16 year old on my ass. It's getting kinda weird and uncomfortable, at first i was just treating her like a lil sister kind of thing, but she is acting up and the other day she dressed a bit too, you know, and what she's saying. Doesn't matter. She's good looking yes.

Anybody went through a similar thing, i just have to keep my head in the game, she's 16 so she has a body already know what i'm sayin, and she's hot, but no man. She's 16.

I don't know how to break it down to her without making her upset.

Ok this weird, maybe i shouldn't post this.


*click*

[Diunx]

She is legal in a lot of countries.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Kick her off your ass you lazy fuck.

[WrikaWrek]

Not legal in mine. I mean she's old enough for the dance, but not with 18+. It's crazy because these girls these days, you go out at night with them and it's just wow, that's a woman in my book.

But that's my mind reasoning.

[Fresh Prince]

Hell I think you're a 16 year old girl the way you write.

[fistfulofmetal]

post pics

[WrikaWrek]

Hey i get top high remarks for my writing in my dissertations, sorry if i suck ass at writing in English in The Bore.

I just don't care enough to give it the effort Fresh. But if you want i will improve my skillz. You just have to get Jinfash to want it too.

post pics

Naw

[fistfulofmetal]

then get fucked with all this bullshit.

[WrikaWrek]

I didn't ask you to comment on the looks of a 16 year old Fistfull. So get the fuck out if you have nothing to add.

[Fresh Prince]

I think if you talk, the way you write, then, you know, that whole older man thing, might, wear, off.

[WrikaWrek]

I talk nothing like i write. The whole "," isn't really true, at least lately.

I've used "," pretty much only in situations where it requires, or, makes sense. It's not my problem if you don't quite have an handle on phrasing structure.

[Diunx]

I would fuck an 16 year old even if its illegal in my country, their bodies are ready waiting 2 years to do something its just stupid.

[Fresh Prince]

That's your problem. If you can't tell her 'no' to her face acting like a childish jerk will probably do the job.

[Human Snorenado]

Well you already know what I'd do.

marry her younger sister?

[Crushed]

check to make sure she's not an evil gypsy

[demi]

I would fuck an 16 year old even if its illegal in my country, their bodies are ready waiting 2 years to do something its just stupid.

[Dickie Dee]

Seriously wtf, any 16yr old that would want to get with one of our greasy asses probably is somewhat emotionally disturbed anyways which makes this some form of rape, just don't know which kind.

[CurseoftheGods]

Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

ITT: Bore members expose themselves as PEDOPHILES

You should be worried.

[Bebpo]

yeah don't post this shit

Welcome back!

[Cyanista]

I would fuck an 16 year old even if its illegal in my country, their bodies are ready waiting 2 years to do something its just stupid.

Reported to the goddamned local authorities, son.

[BlueTsunami]

Tapin' a 16 year old is just wrong but my personal of thumb is to never date 2 years below me no matter what. I would cut it out before it turns into some Alicia Silverstone Babysitter shit.

[Kestastrophe]

My wife and first started dating when I was 18 and she was only 16  . Do it Wrika, it might be destiny

[chronovore]

http://www.xkcd.com/314/

n.b. I think the equation fails if you're under 30 - it's supposed to be a Creepy Old Man Test, not a "Jesus Christ, You're a Young Man, Date Within Your Own Age Group" test. Revel in the wisdom of Washington from Hills Stree Blues, "Three words for you. Statue Tory Rape."

[Oblivion]

Well, at least she's 4 years older than the average age of the perfect woman that most GAFfers dream of. And female.

Seriously wtf, any 16yr old that would want to get with one of our greasy asses probably is somewhat emotionally disturbed anyways which makes this some form of rape, just don't know which kind.

Also this.

[tiesto]

Just keep her on the side for 2 years...

[fistfulofmetal]

Well, at least she's 4 years older than the average age of the perfect woman that most GAFfers dream of. And female.

what kind of bizaro gaf do you visit?

[border]

It's crazy because these girls these days, you go out at night with them and it's just wow, that's a woman in my book.

If you talk with a 16-year-old for even five minutes it's pretty patently obvious that she's not a woman, she's a 16-year-old girl.

(Get ready for "But she's very mature for her age!")

[Oblivion]

Well, at least she's 4 years older than the average age of the perfect woman that most GAFfers dream of. And female.

what kind of bizaro gaf do you visit?

The one whose members get their rocks off with RPGs that star underage children. Is there any other gaf?  

[fistfulofmetal]

Is there any other gaf?  

OT?

[Fresh Prince]

Seriously wtf, any 16yr old that would want to get with one of our greasy asses probably is somewhat emotionally disturbed anyways which makes this some form of rape, just don't know which kind.

Have you seen WrikaWreck? Best looking member on EB.

[Cyanista]

Why even post this crap?  This isn't that other horrible forum.  SMH, SMH.

[Fresh Prince]

Oh well atleast we know WW is too weak to resist the 'charms' of a 16 year old and Diux will probably end up jail soon.

[Trent Dole]

16 is sorta legal in my state, but I wouldn't fuck anyone in their teens. Yikes.

[Phoenix Dark]

err.....yeah. Tell her straight up you're just her friend, and if she continues to make sexual comments you better bail out asap. This is the type of thing that could ruin your reputation for a long ass time.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

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European morality, etc. etc.

[Joe Molotov]

It's not illegal if you pull out.

[Oblivion]

This is the type of thing that could ruin your reputation for a long ass time.

Not to mention his ass too.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

15 will get you 20, son.

[Phoenix Dark]

Don't see why people are questioning why he made the thread. This isn't a "should I hit this jailbait" thread, like something on GAF. He's asking a question about a situation many people have been in.

[brawndolicious]

I don't know how to break it down to her without making her upset.

If she's that forward with you, why are you worried about hurting her feelings?  Either just stop talking to her or be blunt about how wrong the age difference is.

[Fresh Prince]

In his mind WW has already commited statuatory rape

[Mandark]

Why even post this crap?  This isn't that other horrible forum.  SMH, SMH.

I assume it's backdoor bragging.

The answer to the OP, assuming he wants one is send clear signals that you are not interested.  Don't encourage, laugh at, or reciprocate flirting.  Don't be an ass but don't be overly friendly or attentive.  The end.  Simple.  Sheesh.

[WrikaWrek]

Thanks PD.

Yeah i think it's always funny to have a younger (...) girl chasing you, but there's not much to think about. I was just trying to know some stories from EB members, but i'm just gonna try and break it down to her. I do think she's a really sweet girl so i don't want to put be too blunt with her, i'll probably try a little trick i've seen back in the day, something long the lines of telling her that she's a sweet girl and if she keeps being like that then when she's 18 i might just ask her out.

That way i can be nice to her, give her a compliment and i let her show some maturity by understanding what i mean. The problem in this situation isn't really whether i break it down to her or not, but how, without making her hate your guts. I might just start ignoring her flat out though, and that will work too.

Jin i'm 22 man.

To everyone upset, grow up, way worse shit than this gets posted here and generates pages of replies by your sorry asses.

[chronovore]

I know it's immature, but the fact that you're a "Senior Member" seems particularly funny in this thread.

[Phoenix Dark]

I wouldn't even bring up the "wait till yer 18" thing, which is kinda pretentious considering by the time she's 18 she'll have forgotten about you - most likely. Plus she might continue trying to...do whatever she's doing, thinking you might change your mind.

Just tell her you enjoy being her friend but the sexual comments/actions are inappropriate. You don't want to sound like her dad or some shit, but if you truly feel she's like a little sister then use that authority.

[twerd]

Get her to sign a waiver saying you don't know her age.

[WrikaWrek]

I wouldn't even bring up the "wait till yer 18" thing, which is kinda pretentious considering by the time she's 18 she'll have forgotten about you - most likely. Plus she might continue trying to...do whatever she's doing, thinking you might change your mind.

Just tell her you enjoy being her friend but the sexual comments/actions are inappropriate. You don't want to sound like her dad or some shit, but if you truly feel she's like a little sister then use that authority.

Well the idea would really be for her to just forget about it. I don't think she would continue trying, but now that you mention it it might be a gamble.

Yeah next time something happens i'll just tell her that it's inappropriate. The problem with that will be if she asks "why", in which case i will flip out and be like "are you crazy or something?", but hopefully not.

[Tieno]

I have a 16 year old on my ass. It's getting kinda weird and uncomfortable, at first i was just treating her like a lil sister kind of thing, but she is acting up and the other day she dressed a bit too, you know, and what she's saying. Doesn't matter. She's good looking yes.

Anybody went through a similar thing, i just have to keep my head in the game, she's 16 so she has a body already know what i'm sayin, and she's hot, but no man. She's 16.

I don't know how to break it down to her without making her upset.

Ok this weird, maybe i shouldn't post this.


*click*

I know what you're saying.

[tehjaybo]

My current girlfriend is 17.  I am 21.  It's not a terrible big deal.

If you want her to leave you alone, just tell her.  It's better to do that and her be upset than to have her chasing you when you have no interest in her.

[Saint Cornelius]

My current girlfriend is 17.  I am 21.  It's not a terrible big deal.

What do the 'rents think? Yours or hers.

[tehjaybo]

My current girlfriend is 17.  I am 21.  It's not a terrible big deal.

What do the 'rents think? Yours or hers.

My mother originally called me a pedophile.  I was not pleased with this.  But this was before my mother met her, and has since gotten to know and like her, so it's okay now.

Her parents like me, as far as I can tell.  I've only met her father once and her mother once.  She isn't a fan of her family and originally didn't want me to meet them, but I kept asking, and finally got to.  They seem nice, but I've heard some stories.

[Saint Cornelius]

That's cool.

It seems kind of weird and arbitrary to me that as you get older, the age gaps between yourself and the person you're with become meaningless. But a four-year age difference to a seventeen year old will get you a prison sentence.

[Phoenix Dark]

My mother originally called me a pedophile. I was not pleased with this.

[Ganhyun]

My mother originally called me a pedophile. I was not pleased with this.

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[WrikaWrek]

Whats a 16 year old have to say thats smart/compelling?

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Whats the fun of sleeping with someone if it's no challenge?

In short she is a waste of time, just dont interact with her, whats she doing hanging out close to you anyways?

She's in my acting class.

[Saint Cornelius]

Acting class bitches usually have a penchant for the dramatic, Mr. Wrek. Is that something you can see yourself dealing with?

[demi]

SHE SOUNDS LIKE A CUNT

[Tauntaun]

SHE SOUNDS LIKE A CUNT

Oh snap, cyanista gonna be all up in hurr with her sandy vag.   

[WrikaWrek]

Acting class bitches usually have a penchant for the dramatic, Mr. Wrek. Is that something you can see yourself dealing with?

 

[Saint Cornelius]

Are you tut-tutting me or are you saying you don't see yourself dealing with that shit?

I'm telling you man. Scratch any actor and you'll find a drama queen underneath. This is coming from the best Van Helsing to ever take the stage, btw