Author Topic: I'm not sober yet... (Read 2587 times)

Beezy · « **on:** May 26, 2009, 06:10:28 AM »

Why is it taking so long? I'm not gonna try to keep up with college kids anymore. :'(

drew · « **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2009, 06:13:37 AM »

i outdrank a dozen greek collegiates saturday night

fucking posers

Beezy · « **Reply #2 on:** May 26, 2009, 06:17:03 AM »

I did dumb shit. I'm usually the voice of reason. I danced with fat chicks. Going to sleep... :'(

drew · « **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2009, 06:20:14 AM »

i talked to fat chicks

does that count?

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2009, 09:03:17 AM »

Nah not really, you didn't have to feel them.

BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #5 on:** May 26, 2009, 09:24:28 AM »

you can't resist the allure of fat women. it's in our blood, don't fight it!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** May 26, 2009, 10:07:39 AM »

You know the youtube clip where the dudes dance is just plowing themselves into the girls asses. I'm imagining that but with Beezy and fat white chicks, three or four of them.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:03:15 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** May 26, 2009, 10:53:46 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 26, 2009, 10:07:39 AM

You know the youtube clip where the dudes dance is just plowing themselves into the girls asses. I'm imagining that but with Beezy and fat white chicks, three or four of them.

Lol that did happen once the reggae music came on, but they were black chicks. They weren't like sloppy fat, they were actually chubby chicks. What really sucked though is that the one sexy chick I danced with had boyishly short hair. FML

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** May 26, 2009, 10:59:33 PM »

I can just imagine Beezy in the back of the club drunk, hiding from the fat white chicks while wondering what Himu X would do in his shoes

Positive Touch · « **Reply #10 on:** May 26, 2009, 11:43:58 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 26, 2009, 10:53:46 PM

Lol that did happen once the reggae music came on, but they were black chicks. They weren't like sloppy fat, they were actually chubby chicks. What really sucked though is that the one sexy chick I danced with had boyishly short hair. FML

wtf how is that not an awesome night? you suck beezy

Beezy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:07:08 AM »

Black girls and boyish hair doesn't usually work, imo. I was behind her the whole time anyway, I don't even remember if I ever saw her face.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #12 on:** May 27, 2009, 12:21:11 AM »

i respectfully disagree

Beezy · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2009, 02:44:35 AM »

Quote from: Jinfash on May 27, 2009, 01:23:55 AM

Quote from: Beezy on May 27, 2009, 12:07:08 AM
Black girls and boyish hair doesn't usually work, imo. I was behind her the whole time anyway, I don't even remember if I ever saw her face.

If you didn't think that Halle Barry was hot in "Die Another Day" then you should go see a doctor.

The chick I'm talking about had much shorter hair than that. I don't know what you guys are imagining when I say boyishly short hair...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2009, 02:59:44 AM »

It works but they need to have the frame of a white gal to pull it off.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** May 27, 2009, 04:00:26 AM »

Boyishly short hair can be hot as hell

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2009, 10:44:07 AM »

Not a fan of boyishly short hair but I love it when black girls put in red/pink streaks in their hair... I've seen this on occasion and it looks cute.

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** May 27, 2009, 01:22:09 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on May 27, 2009, 12:44:03 PM

Saying some haircut is never hot

no one said that

T234 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 27, 2009, 01:41:53 PM »

This thread reminds me of the time I drank almost 3/4 of a fifth of Tequila in like an hour and a half at Bloodwake's house, woke up 6-7 hours later, had a hangover that would kill any lesser man, drove a a hundred and forty fuckin miles to go directly into work.

Never puked once over those two days, although when asked about how I thought she looked I did tell the cute skinny chick that I liked her alot, but I can't remember exact terms.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** May 27, 2009, 02:25:03 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 27, 2009, 04:00:26 AM

Boyishly short hair can be hot as hell

I agree!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** May 27, 2009, 02:47:39 PM »

smh Beezy

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.tube8.com/ebony/shi-reeves-amazing-girl/138247/

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Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:08:33 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on May 26, 2009, 10:53:46 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 26, 2009, 10:07:39 AM
You know the youtube clip where the dudes dance is just plowing themselves into the girls asses. I'm imagining that but with Beezy and fat white chicks, three or four of them.
Lol that did happen once the reggae music came on, but they were black chicks. They weren't like sloppy fat, they were actually chubby chicks. What really sucked though is that the one sexy chick I danced with had boyishly short hair. FML

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:16:41 PM »

who's shadow is that?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:17:39 PM »

The problem with Mrs. Darkness over here is her face.

"The darker the berry, the harder it is for the police to catch them at night."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:27:28 PM »

There are plenty of beautiful dark women, especially from Africa. People think being dark means you can't have a clear complexion and that's not the case. Some of the most beautiful women I know are from Nigeria

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:31:28 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on May 27, 2009, 05:21:25 PM

This, otoh, is zexy:

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Quote from: Phoenix Dark on May 27, 2009, 05:27:28 PM

There are plenty of beautiful dark women, especially from Africa. People think being dark means you can't have a clear complexion and that's not the case. Some of the most beautiful women I know are from Nigeria

My rule is that if you're so dark that you look like you're dressed up like the boogeyman at night then I don't find it attractive.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #26 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:34:52 PM »

idk I agree with himumumu

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:36:13 PM »

I can't stand women with shaved heads. Looks like my groin area when I trim my pubes, or like she's a cancer patient. I don't want to be catchin' feelings, feel guilty because I'm dating a dying woman, or because it looks like something I see every time I take a piss or bathe, so the short hair doesn't really attract me. I hate when the more attractive porn stars like Belladonna or She Reeves cut their hair. It's a crime against nature. Halle Berry's short hair in Die Another Day is my limit. That's sexy.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #28 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:40:38 PM »

something's wrong with that pic.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:40:52 PM »

Her hair looks like got damn polkadots.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:42:33 PM »

Her head looks like it was blown up and photochopped on plus her head looks dented on (our) the left hand side.

Reb · « **Reply #31 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:49:55 PM »

I don't care about black women.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:52:31 PM »

I have a big thing for female hair.

I'm more about this:

When I watched these movies, the hair on these ladies made my dick so hard. Hair goes a long way with me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:53:33 PM »

hair

weaves

Cyanista · « **Reply #34 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:56:24 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 27, 2009, 05:52:31 PM

I have a big thing for female hair.

I'm more about this:

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When I watched these movies, the hair on these ladies made my dick so hard. Hair goes a long way with me.

So you like wigs and fuzzy hairlines?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** May 27, 2009, 05:59:07 PM »

Jamie Foxx. $:-\$

Beezy · « **Reply #36 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:33:18 PM »

Yeah, she was close to the first chick Jinfash posted. That chick isn't ugly, but I don't like for girls to have hair that short.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:59:45 PM »

Cyanista with the ether

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Author Topic: I'm not sober yet... (Read 2587 times)