Author Topic: Lolz. Fox news hires Red Eye of Fucked Up. (Read 1183 times)

Eric P · « **on:** May 28, 2009, 01:00:50 PM »

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Pink Eyes Becomes Regular Fox News Commentator
May 28, 2009 8:53 a.m. by Nick Neyland

Fox’s Red Eye show has become an unlikely outlet for various indie rock stars. Stephen Malkmus and Buzz Osborne of the Melvins have both appeared on the show, which is aired on the ultra conservative network at 3am on weekdays. In an incredible turn of events, Fucked Up singer Pink Eyes had landed a permanent gig as a commentator on Red Eye, and will join the Fox payroll alongside Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity.

Pink Eyes--real name Damian Abraham--will be keeping a “fair and balanced” perspective on the show after Red Eye host Greg Gutfield declared Fucked Up’s The Chemistry of Common Life as his favorite album of last year. "I think this probably seems weirder to me being in this situation than for people outside looking in," said Abraham.

Abraham was a women’s studies major in college, and claims that the producers of Red Eye want him to be their expert on gender issues. "I pointed out that there'd probably be something problematic in having a white male be an expert on gender issues," he said. The singer admits that he is struggling to deal with the idea that he will appear on a network that he is "definitely not a fan of, in any capacity really.”

“It's one of those things where do you take this ridiculous opportunity as it's presented to you, or do you avoid it and just continue on with your life?" Abraham said. "That's sort of the internal struggle I'm dealing with. Here I am as an invited guest sitting down at Fox News. It's just so bizarre."

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:20:54 PM »

i like what i am seeing

Eric P · « **Reply #2 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:23:30 PM »

he takes his shirt off at damn near every show

http://images.google.com/images?q=fucked%20up%20band&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

some may be nsfw

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:25:21 PM »

veddy nice

GilloD · « **Reply #4 on:** May 28, 2009, 01:51:12 PM »

Awesome./ Dude rules

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5 on:** May 29, 2009, 11:22:08 AM »

demi must love Les Savy Fav

drew · « **Reply #6 on:** May 29, 2009, 12:07:41 PM »

hardcore sucks

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2009, 03:04:12 PM »

damn drewsy you're so eloquent.

Robo · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2009, 03:36:39 PM »

Hopefully his segment somehow involves bleeding from the face.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2009, 03:46:59 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on May 29, 2009, 12:07:41 PM

hardcore sucks

Doesn't make sense to me, meh

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2009, 03:47:03 PM »

for drewsy

[youtube=560,345]fM2tVZ0UtVc[/youtube]

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2009, 04:58:02 PM »

nope hardcore still sucks

IM SO WHITE AND IM SO ANGRY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:03:45 PM »

yeah, uh drewsy? bad brains say hi.

drew · « **Reply #13 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:06:53 PM »

my cousin is balls deep into hc territory, has been all his life

AHHHHHH THIS POLITICAL ISSUE MAKES ME SO ANGRY AHHHHH

I GOT MY SKULL SPLIT OPEN @ THIS CONCERT AWESOME HUH?

RARARSTSYSRAYASRRHSGURGLOEGURGLEGURGLEGURGLEGURGLE

HEY LETS PLAY FIGHT AND ILL BE WAY TOO ROUGH BUT ITLL BE COOL CAUSE IM SO HXC AND YOUR NOT

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:10:25 PM »

also yes i got your post corny

bad brains is black

woopity fucking doo

they still suck ass

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** May 29, 2009, 06:59:56 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on May 29, 2009, 06:10:25 PM

also yes i got your post corny

bad brains is black

woopity fucking doo

they still suck ass

goddamn you're a negative creep. i'm sure you couldn't name one 'brains song without googling, but please, impress us with your overbearing hepster smugness

drew · « **Reply #16 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:01:24 PM »

its all such a jamaican colored screaming mess its impossible to discern one song from another

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:01:50 PM »

you have GOT to be kidding. you've NEVER heard bad brains.

drew · « **Reply #18 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:04:32 PM »

trolling is fun

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:05:01 PM »

especially when it's the high point of your worthless existence!

drew · « **Reply #20 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:10:09 PM »

hey thats my line

abrader?

opa ages?

ring any bells?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #21 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:23:34 PM »

instead of beholding my limb, try getting educated

drew · « **Reply #22 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:26:08 PM »

dude the last thing i need in my life this summer is an internet feud with a middle aged league bowler

in your own words STOP HANGIN ON DEEZ E NUTS MANG

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:28:29 PM »

then you should probably stop posting with your impressive yet dunderheaded trolling attempts.

only bowling i do involves a chalice, btw. or a wiimote.

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:55:42 PM »

DUNDERHEADED
how SCRUMPTIOUS
im so FLUSTERED
what a CALAMITY

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:57:18 PM »

how about you just fuck off, man?

drew · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:58:08 PM »

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:40:22 PM »

you guys ruined this thread. i dont even like that guy anymore. totally ruined my mood man.

drew · « **Reply #28 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:53:01 PM »

another genghis meta forum post

didnt see that coming zzzzzzzzzzz

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Author Topic: Lolz. Fox news hires Red Eye of Fucked Up. (Read 1183 times)