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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 05:11:43 PM »
I take pride in coining Sonic and his Shitty Friends back when I wrote it on GamerFeed  :-[
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 05:17:26 PM »
Wow this looks good.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 05:19:35 PM »
please tell me this is a wii game with good textures and not on a nextgen platform
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 05:24:02 PM »
Somebody needs to just put this tired franchise out of its misery.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 05:24:38 PM »
sonic needing a car makes about as much sense as this:

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 05:45:56 PM »
this game is like satan shitting skittles into my mouth
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 06:41:30 PM »
I like how the word Sonic needs to be in every game title now, just so there's no confusion. SONIC AND SEGA'S SUPER RACING

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 07:06:59 PM »
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2009, 08:07:16 PM »
Stop it.  Please, STOP.  IT.  Who keeps approving all these shitty Sonic games?  It's becoming increasingly harder to harken back to the days when a game branded "Sonic" might have been even DECENT.

sonic needing a car makes about as much sense as this:

It's not even the first time there's been a Sonic kart racer!


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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2009, 08:28:59 PM »
please have ulala in the outrun car and i'll buy 20 copies of this :drool
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 09:53:40 PM »
I think the last Sonic game that I really liked was Sonic Adventure 1 back in 1999. That's right, it's been TEN YEARS.  :-\
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2009, 09:56:34 PM »
To appeal to the Japanese market they need to include Kiryu from Yakuza in a black BMW

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2009, 10:12:51 PM »
If you can play as Garam riding a giant skate, I'll buy it.

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2009, 10:14:09 PM »
Maybe this is where we get Ryo in a forklift? :hyper
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2009, 10:17:45 PM »
Maybe this is where we get Ryo in a forklift? :hyper

doubt it, they're only going to include characters from their bad games that sold well
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2009, 10:46:38 PM »
If Ryo on a forklift is an option in this game, I will buy it
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2009, 11:56:06 PM »
Stop it.  Please, STOP.  IT.  Who keeps approving all these shitty Sonic games?  It's becoming increasingly harder to harken back to the days when a game branded "Sonic" might have been even DECENT.

sonic needing a car makes about as much sense as this:

It's not even the first time there's been a Sonic kart racer!

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Sumo Digital is developing, so this isn't going to be shitty. Shut your goddamn whore mouth.  >:(
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2009, 12:13:17 AM »
Maybe this is where we get Ryo in a forklift? :hyper

:rofl That is genius.

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2009, 12:47:01 AM »
I already wanted Ryo, Fuku-San, Lan Di and the goblin dude on the Docks for Sega Tennis.

Don't let me down again Sega :punch
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #20 on: May 29, 2009, 01:30:23 AM »
Hai guys, remember how awesome the last Sega racing game was? I'm glad we're getting another one!  :hyper
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2009, 02:15:50 AM »
Hai guys, remember how awesome the last Sega racing game was? I'm glad we're getting another one!  :hyper
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2009, 02:20:40 AM »
Didn't the last two Sonic hoverboard racers sell bad? Same with the tennis game? Oscar have some ltds?
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2009, 02:39:15 AM »
it's because of Sonic's craptacular games that Sega has money to fund projects from Obsidian and Platinum games, who knows maybe this kart racer will sell enough to bring the Aliens RPG  project back

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2009, 02:46:39 AM »
Sumo Digital is developing, so this isn't going to be shitty. Shut your goddamn whore mouth.  >:(

Hai guys, remember how awesome the last Sega racing game was? I'm glad we're getting another one!  :hyper
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Yes Ferrariman, Sumo Digital does a great job PORTING GAMES THEY DIDN'T DEVELOP, but remember their last game, Sega Superstars Tennis?  I hope this shit's good, but I'm not banking on it being anywhere near AM-developed racer levels. 
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2009, 03:25:19 AM »
Sumo Digital are awesome. Sega Tennis was fine until the Alex Kidd difficulty spike, and they've done a good job with VT 2009.

Again, this all rests on Ulala's involvement
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2009, 04:26:36 AM »
with the speed sonic is running, why does he need a car?

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2009, 08:59:21 AM »
Ah fuck, I can't believe they've done this.  :P

Looks like shit.  Sumo Digital is doing it?  Hmmm, might play OK, but I'm not exactly keeping the faith.  Also looks SIGNIFICANTLY worse than Sonic Unleashed (which was a beautiful game).

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2009, 10:27:47 AM »
Hai guys, remember how awesome the last Sega racing game was? I'm glad we're getting another one!  :hyper
OUTRUN ONLINE ARCADE IS GREATER THAN YOUR LIFE WORTHLESS PEON.  :maf

Sorry, I meant the last SONIC racing game.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2009, 10:38:06 AM »
I have to say FINALLY Sega does what Nintendo..es that is a kart-racer based on their ultra-popular mascots.

But there is still a chasm between those two companies: just look how many Mario Karts and how many Sonic Karts have there been...

Nintendo has 8 kart racers, if you count the two arcade games.

Sega is up to 4 with this latest game, counting Sonic R.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #30 on: May 29, 2009, 11:15:33 AM »
I love that Sonic is like "HEY DUES LETS RACE" and knowing that Tails will win is all "But tails, put down your landing gear" and instead of being like, "Fuck you Sonic, I fucking win. I built this fucking plane" Tails is like 'FAIR IS FAIR'
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2009, 08:54:07 PM »
Will this suck a much as Sega Tennis did? Cause that game really fucking sucked.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2009, 01:09:36 PM »
^ha, that looks pretty cool.  He also kinda looks like Drake from Uncharted.  Maybe Sega can trick some Sfags into buying it?

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2009, 01:17:20 PM »
kart racers need to stay in the 90's where they belong

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2009, 01:24:05 PM »
:rofl

The forklift

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2009, 01:25:49 PM »
omg i missed that

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2009, 04:40:30 PM »
The forklift made me lol.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2009, 05:06:30 PM »
Why is SEGA showing so much Ryo footage in that trailer?
They killed off Shenmue. Who cares about that character?
 
Ryo has become a new addition to Sonic's Shitty Friends.

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #38 on: October 07, 2009, 05:49:48 PM »
Ryo driving a forklift means I will play this game one day. Gamefly or bargain bin, whichever comes first.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2009, 06:13:36 PM »
OH SHIT FORKLIFT

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2009, 07:33:26 PM »
Maybe this is where we get Ryo in a forklift? :hyper



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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2009, 07:39:45 PM »
Maybe this is where we get Ryo in a forklift? :hyper

doubt it, they're only going to include characters from their bad games that sold well

Aw fuck.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2009, 08:55:58 PM »
FORKLIFT

Sega still sucks.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2009, 10:57:00 PM »
The forklift made me lol.

And it made thousands of Sega fans cry realizing that they will never get a third one

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2009, 11:28:51 PM »
If Ryo on a forklift is an option in this game, I will buy it

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2009, 11:54:48 PM »
If Ryo on a forklift is an option in this game, I will buy it

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #46 on: October 08, 2009, 12:04:34 AM »
ryo driving the forklift just reminds me of how shitty shenmue is

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #47 on: October 08, 2009, 12:13:53 AM »


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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #48 on: October 08, 2009, 01:03:07 AM »
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ToeJam & Earl were originally planned to be in Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing as a duo driving their spaceship, but Sega could not come to terms with Johnson Voorsanger Productions co-founder Greg Johnson.

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #49 on: October 08, 2009, 04:06:24 AM »
please please please be good
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #50 on: October 08, 2009, 08:08:42 AM »
I wanted a Shenmue court with Lan Di, Fuku-San, the Goblin and Ryo in Sega Tennis.

Ryo and forklift was a natural choice. No one mentioned it before me.

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #51 on: October 08, 2009, 10:08:46 AM »
I'm crossing my fingers some Phantasy Star characters make their way into this... If Nei makes it in I'll fucking shit a brick.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #52 on: October 08, 2009, 08:46:53 PM »
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #53 on: October 08, 2009, 08:47:55 PM »
I'm crossing my fingers some Phantasy Star characters make their way into this... If Nei makes it in I'll fucking shit a brick.

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #55 on: October 08, 2009, 09:14:00 PM »
fuck you guys!

this looks pretty good so far and it isn't made by sonic team.

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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #56 on: October 08, 2009, 09:30:47 PM »
Exactly, Sumo Digital are gods.
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #57 on: October 11, 2009, 11:35:17 AM »
HOLY FUCK RYO HAZUKI?!!?!?!?
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #58 on: October 11, 2009, 11:37:33 AM »
Himuro purchase confirmed.

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HOLY SHIT!!!
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Re: Sonic and his shitty Friends are back
« Reply #59 on: December 15, 2009, 07:53:36 PM »
http://www.tssznews.com/2009/12/15/this-just-in-its-real-banjo-kazooie-in-asr/

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We have this image just coming in courtesy of News Tipster Impish…it is on Sega of America’s Site and it affirms the presence of Banjo and Kazooie and console specific characters in Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing.

The image all but affirms something Steve Lycett had hinted against–Banjo-Kazooie will be specific to the XBOX360 edition of the game.  We may have our announcement before it’s formally introduced by Sega.

The image is available–it is small–below.  But it does appear legitimate.  We thank Impish for sending the information in via our News Tips system.  Clearly, this opens up a whole new dimension to who might be in and out for ASR, and we will be sure to keep on top of it all.

2nd Update: We want to let you know that, at least for right now and at least according to some of the other box art that’s been released, Banjo and Kazooie will be the only console specific character.  So far, other box art indicates nothing else that’s console specific.  So, for those wondering about the possibilities of, for example, Mario in the Wii edition, or Sackboy in the PS3…yes, it’s possible, but don’t hold your breath.  This may be an exclusive to drive people to the XBOX360 edition.



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