Nintendo- Miyamoto will throw his name under the bus even more this year by pimping out a new, shitty Wii non-game. Miyamoto dances around like a buffoon and Nintendo fans begin jizzing their underoos for a game that would have been made by only the lowest shovelware dev teams last generation.
- No price drop for u, lol.
- Nintendo attempts to reach out to the "hardcore" Nintendo fan set with another franchise revitalization that doesn't really appear to have any kind of ambition but is just a flash-game lookalike of one of their NES games. Such candidates include Ice Climber, Donkey Kong, etc.
- Talks of a new Wii Zelda or Mario. Talk about how it is better than anything even anticipated. Basically a bunch of
behavior from those who have seen the game in motion (behind closed doors
) Don't worry, Mario Galaxy 2 will never come out on the Wii. Not when they can just keep re-releasing GameCube and Flash-quality efforts.
- Bocsius says Nintendo wins in hopes of riling up EB. Nobody continues to care.
Sony- Will finally unveil GT5. Sony fans lose their shit, claiming it looks 100x better than Forza 3. Declarations will be made that 360's sales will grind to a total halt once the game comes out. Another game that will supposedly save the PS3.
- FFXIII comparisons galore. A few sharper textures here and there will cause fantard wars across the internets. If the 360 version looks better, scoff and claim that FFVersusXIII is the one to wait for.
- God of War 3 will be shown. See the first point. Another game that will cause 360 sales to hit 0, I'm sure.
- PS2 BC downloadables on all machines. Just kidding.
- Some new bundle will be revealed. Whether it be a 120 GB HDD or a new redesign, anything other than dropping the price on the actual system. Although Sony may throw us a bone and offer a new model for $10-20 less.
- Some ambiguous talk of the new PSP model. Again, a lot of
BS will be tossed around, claiming to own hataz.
Microsoft- Uninteresting show.
- If it isn't shown, a lot of
about Alan Wake. Hopefully people wake up and forget the idea that it is coming out or people collectively give less of a shit.
- Vague rumors of a third Xbox. Any comments are claimed that it is unlike anything they've ever seen before, cutting edge tech, etc.
- Some new Halo game. Maybe Fable 3.
