Author Topic: The Official Evilbore French Open Thread (Read 1510 times)

drew · « **on:** May 29, 2009, 05:17:37 PM »

its in round 3 now so ill catch you guys up:

all of the americans except for andy roddick are out already

serena williams and jalena are battling for the #1 ranking, serena said in interviews "everybody knows who the real #1 is

" jankovic comes back in another interview and says shes jealous, in order for serena to reclaim the #1 spot she would have to make it to the finals if jankovic drops out in the previous round, if jalena makes it to the finals she will keep her spot, womens tennis becomes relevant for the first time since the williams sisters first showed up/the 80s, if only for the lulz and catfights

federer almost lost his match yesterday to a virtual nobody, had to fight back in 5 sets to win

nadal and lleyton hewitt (who i have eaten breakfast w/) are on right now on ESPN2, match of the century folks, will probably be more interesting than the final

thats all i can think about for now, this is turning out to be an interesting tournament

spoiler (click to show/hide)

commence crickets

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Kestastrophe · « **Reply #1 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:19:53 PM »

Nadal made better threads

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #2 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:21:16 PM »

lol tennis

someone should make a thread about an intereesting sport, like golf.

Bocsius · « **Reply #3 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:21:38 PM »

Is Steffi Graf playing this year?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:24:08 PM »

Predictions on who gets shanked in the back this year?

drew · « **Reply #5 on:** May 29, 2009, 05:47:04 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on May 29, 2009, 05:19:53 PM

Nadal made better threads

yes, he did, this was kind of a spur of the moment thing, ill make a good one for wimbledon

Quote from: InfectedGib on May 29, 2009, 05:21:16 PM

lol tennis

someone should make a thread about an intereesting sport, like golf.

ya ok old man

golf isnt even a sport

its more of an activity

Quote from: Bocsius on May 29, 2009, 05:21:38 PM

Is Steffi Graf playing this year?

l oh l, this is like the first year shes not even missed tho, plenty of good shit to talk about over on the womens side (notice i didnt say watch)

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 29, 2009, 05:24:08 PM

Predictions on who gets shanked in the back this year?

i would have said the americans but that kinda sorta already happened, there is still ~~the chance for~~ the time when andy roddick to fail(s) spectacularly

Akala · « **Reply #6 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:17:32 PM »

LOL Hewitt. "I think I will be a good matchup against Nadal."

Roddick is doing better than expected though.

drew · « **Reply #7 on:** May 29, 2009, 07:23:47 PM »

matchpoint, nadal aces, they call it out, he walks up to the net laughing, the chair umpire goes and checks the mark, its in, ftw, lol

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:08:28 PM »

I watched that Tsonga match yesterday and was impressed by him. That guy is fucking infectious.

Akala · « **Reply #9 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:35:20 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 29, 2009, 08:08:28 PM

I watched that Tsonga match yesterday and was impressed by him. That guy is fucking infectious.

Yeah, I like Tsonga.

I really like Roddick, but let's face it...he's a bit past his prime, and on clay he's like a turtle on its back.

drew · « **Reply #10 on:** May 29, 2009, 08:35:40 PM »

tsonga is a beast

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11 on:** May 29, 2009, 09:01:18 PM »

Roddick has one of the sickest serves I've seen, though. That's what gets him so deep into tourneys anymore

shit is on the other side in like a millisecond

drew · « **Reply #12 on:** May 29, 2009, 10:11:33 PM »

roddick is second only to james blake on the list of most disappointing players to watch/follow

T-Short · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2009, 01:10:14 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on May 29, 2009, 05:24:08 PM

Predictions on who gets shanked in the back this year?

nadal

drew · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:08:30 PM »

well that about does it 4 the french open

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:08:54 PM »

drew · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2009, 06:17:09 PM »

the funny thing is i was just watching it on tv, googled french open to check the draws, then i saw that nadal lost, american tv is on tape delay, zomg spoilers

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** June 01, 2009, 12:53:33 AM »

[youtube=560,345]J-npuQt4mKU[/youtube]

gracious as always

Akala · « **Reply #18 on:** June 01, 2009, 01:14:43 AM »

Kind of shocking. Federer must be hype.

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:39:47 PM »

aaand all the americans are out

roddick just blew it to monfils in 3 sets

Akala · « **Reply #20 on:** June 01, 2009, 06:36:51 PM »

Less shocking.

Powerslave · « **Reply #21 on:** June 01, 2009, 07:16:51 PM »

why is it called OPEN jesus christ that's some stupid shit!

T-Short · « **Reply #22 on:** June 02, 2009, 10:55:07 AM »

Wow, Davydenko raped by Söderling 6-1, 6-3, 6-1. Could he really make the final?

tiesto · « **Reply #23 on:** June 02, 2009, 12:10:38 PM »

I only read tennis-related threads to see pics of hot eastern european female tennis players... so far this thread is disappointing.

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** June 02, 2009, 11:01:15 PM »

THREAD DELIVERS

Bildi · « **Reply #25 on:** June 03, 2009, 01:50:17 AM »

Wow, who's that guy?

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