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Green Man

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You know what? Fuck Bioware
« on: May 31, 2009, 08:25:53 AM »
Seriously. I'm turning in my Bioware Fanboy card right now.

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I was with them until they used that Manson song again. What the fuck does it have to do with anything going on in the game? Are they so afraid that the game wont sell gangbusters like Mass Effect that they had to resort to trying to be hip?

The only redeeming thing about the trailer is the nice EA logo. I fuckin' love those.

Veidt

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2009, 08:40:26 AM »
oh man, this shit wack. When will people learn that Knights and Dragons. DO NOT SELL.

Draft

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2009, 12:19:15 PM »
Yup, PC Bioware sucks huge dick.

Trent Dole

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2009, 12:44:52 PM »
They used 'this is the new shit' again. Lameos.
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WrikaWrek

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2009, 12:52:25 PM »
This whole dungeons and dragons thing is just old as shit.

It got so played out, that now even a big game like Dragon Age just looks like an adaptation from some European B movie or some shit.

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2009, 12:59:19 PM »
All the money that you spend on rendered CG cutscenes that never actually appear in the game and are just there for trailers could be so much better spent :(

demi

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2009, 01:20:22 PM »
I'll buy it. Can't wait for Dragon Age SEQUEL
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WrikaWrek

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2009, 01:29:19 PM »
This whole dungeons and dragons thing is just old as shit.

It got so played out, that now even a big game like Dragon Age just looks like an adaptation from some European B movie or some shit.

Umm... it's not based on D&D, idiot.

It's the same shit. Vanilla, dark european medieval fantasy with dragons.


Phoenix Dark

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2009, 02:51:07 PM »
still interested, can't wait for more gameplay footage

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2009, 06:59:12 PM »
I'll pirate it. Can't wait for Dragon Age SEQUEL

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dammitmattt

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2009, 01:15:57 AM »
They should have concentrated on just making this a kick-ass PC game in the vein of Baldur's Gate.  In trying to please everyone, I have a sneaking suspicion that they won't please anyone.

Dickie Dee

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2009, 01:59:05 AM »
I'll reserve judgement until I see more actual gameplay and unedited cutscene footage, but everything is off so far, especially if they were positioning it as a return to BG form. But who knows whether this was just drivel cooked up by marketing that wants a return on it's budget or it reflects the tone of the game.

I hope they aren't just thinking "we're gonna let them scroll to an iso perspective, that'll shut them the fuck up" and then tried getting a hold of Linkin Park's agent.
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Mrbob

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Re: You know what? Fuck Bioware
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2009, 02:01:45 AM »
Yeah that shitty trailer was one of the worst I've ever seen from a high profile developer.

I'll probably still buy the game since it is bioware, but I'd rather have Mass Effect 2 this fall.