Holy fuck - they remade BLACK CHRISTMAS?

[The Fake Shemp]

 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

 :'(

[Human Snorenado]

Federman, if you're serious about making it in Hollyweird (which you probably aren't since you're moving away), I would highly recommend making a cheap slasher flick.  They're the safest investment in all of Hollywood these days.

[The Fake Shemp]

Well, I've got a horror feature on the horizon, but that's not necessarily true.  And - yes - I have worked on a cheap horror flick before.  But let's not change subjects.

They're remaking arguably one of the most important horror films of all-time.

[Human Snorenado]

Well, I've got a horror feature on the horizon, but that's not necessarily true.  And - yes - I have worked on a cheap horror flick before.  But let's not change subjects.

They're remaking arguably one of the most important horror films of all-time.

And it looks like shite.

[The Fake Shemp]

I think what bothers me, besides horribly raping the original concept, is that the killer is now some kind of evil, supernatural entity... which completely goes against what made it so intriguing.