Author Topic: Nintendo E3 conference of knowing it isn't for you yet complaining anyway  (Read 38963 times)

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Great Rumbler

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Oh boy, what's Cammie gonna show us this year?!
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Guybrush Threepwood

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smh just woke up

lol I woke up at 11:14 EST and thought I was missing it
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cool breeze

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cammy and sales talk

sweet

Human Snorenado

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Oh boy, what's Cammie gonna show us this year?!

hopefully not her tits
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wow.  they medicated her good. 

Great Rumbler

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Sounds like a new Mario coming up!
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Guybrush Threepwood

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Please be HD 2D
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Great Rumbler

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4D Mario?!
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Wii 4D

Guybrush Threepwood

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They're still using that stock title?
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ferrarimanf355

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Ho. Lee. SHEET.  :-*
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uh oh.  get that jesus camp gif ready.

Joe Molotov

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4-Player New Super Mario Bros. on Wii
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Guybrush Threepwood

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underwhelming
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and fizzle.  more pastel shirts please.

Phoenix Dark

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I woke up for this?
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Human Snorenado

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total crap modern nintendo game- multiplayer rehash of existing title with no consequences if you suck.  oh, if you mess up you come back in five seconds in a bubble, yay!  fucking pussy shit.
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oh hey mario

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Ganhyun

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2d mario with 4 players...
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Guybrush Threepwood

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wow, it looks exactly the same as the DS game
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Barry Egan

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snooooooooooooooooooze

ManaByte

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ds-to-wii ports ftl
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ferrarimanf355

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ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS.  :-*
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Phoenix Dark

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It's the same fucking game, just for 4 players with some new suits thrown in. Wow
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Ganhyun

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Amirox must be shitting himself in glee
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Jansen

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spin this shit nintards

ferrarimanf355

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Commence jizzing of pants... oh shit, I need a towel...
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cool breeze

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looks ok

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The worst part is it's all downhill from here.
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Human Snorenado

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oh yay wii fit
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Guybrush Threepwood

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 ::) ::) ::)
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LOUL SONY SUICIDING

NINTENDO STEALS 4D

MARIO CO-OP WOW 2002 is AWESOME
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Jansen

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sales-agers are cumming in their pants

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HAHAHAHAHAHAA

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Joe Molotov

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WiiFit 2!

Will outsell every title shown at the Xbox conference combined. :bow2
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Ganhyun

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wii fit plus
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bachikarn

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Mario looked underwhelming, but it'll probably be fun.

ferrarimanf355

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Wii Fit Plus? My weiner is flaccid now.  :'(
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Ganhyun

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Wii Fit Plus? My weiner is flaccid now.  :'(

 :lol :lol
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SantaC

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Mario 4player brings me back to e3 2003 with 4 player pacman, though that was worse.

Guybrush Threepwood

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The only thing this conference was good for was the lulz, and so far they don't even have that.

total waste of time
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Oblivion

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Can't wait for ZELDA! :hyper :hyper :hyper

ferrarimanf355

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My dick is limp from all that jizzing over the new Mario game. Thankfully, Cammie's suit is white...  :-*
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Barry Egan

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brain age for your backside!  You'll be takin' dookies like a real Einstein!

this is like listening to the "ungghhh" of an epic toilet experience ©.

Human Snorenado

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ugh reggie
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Guybrush Threepwood

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here's the idiot to talk about sales
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ferrarimanf355

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TIME TO KICK ASS REGGIE! :hyper
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Ganhyun

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lol, here comes Reggie
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SantaC

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Can't wait for ZELDA! :hyper :hyper :hyper

all we gonna get is probably a new zelda spirit tracks trailer

Guybrush Threepwood

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wow, revealing something that was revealed last e3
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fistfulofmetal

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holy shit they're announcing the long rumored Wii Motion Plus!
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Human Snorenado

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didn't they show this shit last year?  booooooooring.
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ferrarimanf355

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Penis still limp...
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Jansen

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how much is a whole wii controller gonna cost now, 80$?

Human Snorenado

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"hey guys, here's something we showed at least year's e3 but didn't bother to release because we were too busy not developing games and counting you idiot's money.  have i mentioned all the money we're counting?  yeah, thanks for that."
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wat da fuck  >:(

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dont have IRC client at work and cant get one. sorry guys.
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WrikaWrek

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I get it.

Nintendo isn't selling the games, they are selling the hardware.