Author Topic: Nintendo E3 conference of knowing it isn't for you yet complaining anyway (Read 38892 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #180 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:41:39 PM »

ooh, style savvy.

Robo · « **Reply #181 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:41:58 PM »

FOR FUCKS SAKE

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #182 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:42:05 PM »

BUT THE STREEETS ARE FASTER

bachikarn · « **Reply #183 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:42:09 PM »

holeeee shit

cool breeze · « **Reply #184 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:42:18 PM »

this is all over the place

women's murder club to > COP THE RECRUIT > fashion thing ds

Jansen · « **Reply #185 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:42:22 PM »

AMAZING 3D

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #186 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:42:37 PM »

day one. fashionistas.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #187 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:42:51 PM »

Why are they dwelling on this shit? They could announce all these games on a news show - you know, to attract the type of people they're looking for. No one in that audience, and no one watching the streams, gives a shit about these games

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #188 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:42:57 PM »

the guys in the audience have got to be wanting to shoot themselves in the face

maxy · « **Reply #189 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:43:14 PM »

Womens murder club lolollol

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #190 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:43:39 PM »

showing off the dsi

jesus christ

Jansen · « **Reply #191 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:43:54 PM »

holy fuck this is HORRIBLE

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #192 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:43:55 PM »

I LOVE THAT THIS PORTABLE DEVICE IS PORTABLE.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #193 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:44:20 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on June 02, 2009, 01:42:57 PM

the guys in the audience have got to be wanting to shoot themselves in the face

they are not even bothering to politely clap

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #194 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:44:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2009, 01:42:51 PM

Why are they dwelling on this shit? They could announce all these games on a news show - you know, to attract the type of people they're looking for. No one in that audience, and no one watching the streams, gives a shit about these games

exactly- send cammie to the view or even oprah and let her blather about all this shit. no one who watches this or reads about it are the people nintendo are trying to market to, fucking stoopids.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #195 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:44:28 PM »

This year's Nintendo conference is basically the same as last year's.

ManaByte · « **Reply #196 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:44:39 PM »

Nintendo is dead. Ntards suicide.

bachikarn · « **Reply #197 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:44:45 PM »

fourth pillar?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #198 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:45:00 PM »

BLACK COPS PLAY DS WHILE ON THE JOB, UNSUPERVISED NATION REVERTS IN TO CHAOS

cool breeze · « **Reply #199 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:45:29 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 02, 2009, 01:44:28 PM

This year's Nintendo conference is basically the same as last year's.

there will be a surprise at the end

don't stop believing

ManaByte · « **Reply #200 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:45:34 PM »

I just puked up my breakfast.

Robo · « **Reply #201 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:45:46 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on June 02, 2009, 01:42:57 PM

the guys in the audience have got to be wanting to shoot themselves in the face

Gamespot's liveblog is mentioning some of the heckling:

Posted 9:43 PST
Players can also shop in each other's boutiques. An ironic "Whoo!" from one audience member draws a few laughs.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #202 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:46:17 PM »

cammie did a 180 for this one and is hardly smiling at all

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #203 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:46:38 PM »

LBP PSP destroyed

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #204 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:46:48 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 02, 2009, 01:46:17 PM

cammie did a 180 for this one and is hardly smiling at all

Good.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #205 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:46:55 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on June 02, 2009, 01:45:46 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on June 02, 2009, 01:42:57 PM
the guys in the audience have got to be wanting to shoot themselves in the face

Gamespot's liveblog is mentioning some of the heckling:

Posted 9:43 PST
Players can also shop in each other's boutiques. An ironic "Whoo!" from one audience member draws a few laughs.

cool breeze · « **Reply #206 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:47:32 PM »

will buy the Mario vs Donkey Kong game

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #207 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:47:54 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on June 02, 2009, 01:45:46 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on June 02, 2009, 01:42:57 PM
the guys in the audience have got to be wanting to shoot themselves in the face

Gamespot's liveblog is mentioning some of the heckling:

Posted 9:43 PST
Players can also shop in each other's boutiques. An ironic "Whoo!" from one audience member draws a few laughs.

Funny thing is that the audience just wants another franchise rehash. Granted I want to see the next Zelda but it shows how Nintendo doesn't seem to care about bringing "new, innovative" shit to hardcore gamers

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #208 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:48:11 PM »

"as close to essential game design as any title has ever come"

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #209 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:49:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2009, 01:47:54 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on June 02, 2009, 01:45:46 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on June 02, 2009, 01:42:57 PM
the guys in the audience have got to be wanting to shoot themselves in the face

Gamespot's liveblog is mentioning some of the heckling:

Posted 9:43 PST
Players can also shop in each other's boutiques. An ironic "Whoo!" from one audience member draws a few laughs.

Funny thing is that the audience just wants another franchise rehash. Granted I want to see the next Zelda but it shows how Nintendo doesn't seem to care about bringing "new, innovative" shit to hardcore gamers

Way OT, but where did you get your avatar?

DAT ASS.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #210 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:49:15 PM »

i'm sure that cop game will maintain the 120fps from that video when it actually comes out

Robo · « **Reply #211 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:49:18 PM »

I think we've all just resigned to franchise rehashing being the best thing Nintendo can offer us anymore.

cool breeze · « **Reply #212 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:49:49 PM »

fuck facebook

stop taking up my women's book club game time

cool breeze · « **Reply #213 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:50:19 PM »

a trailer for whatever the fuck fashion and not Spirit Tracks? the fuck?

Beezy · « **Reply #214 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:50:43 PM »

Why do all these Nintendo motherfuckers all speak in the same exact robotic manner? That shit is annoying.

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #215 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:50:49 PM »

she has quite a few unsettling gestures.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #216 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:51:48 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on June 02, 2009, 01:49:12 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2009, 01:47:54 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on June 02, 2009, 01:45:46 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on June 02, 2009, 01:42:57 PM
the guys in the audience have got to be wanting to shoot themselves in the face

Gamespot's liveblog is mentioning some of the heckling:

Posted 9:43 PST
Players can also shop in each other's boutiques. An ironic "Whoo!" from one audience member draws a few laughs.

Funny thing is that the audience just wants another franchise rehash. Granted I want to see the next Zelda but it shows how Nintendo doesn't seem to care about bringing "new, innovative" shit to hardcore gamers
Way OT, but where did you get your avatar?

(Image removed from quote.)

DAT ASS.

saw it on GAF in the dat ass thread

ManaByte · « **Reply #217 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:52:49 PM »

ZELDA WITH TRAINS DAWG

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #218 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:53:45 PM »

how many ways is he gonna try and explain this ratio to us simple minded plebeians?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #219 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:53:49 PM »

END THIS NOW

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #220 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:53:55 PM »

this is a genuinely poor presentation

i'm a little puzzled why they would even bother to put an E3 showing together, when they quite obviously don't give a shit about it

duckman2000 · « **Reply #221 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:54:21 PM »

Media presence.

SantaC · « **Reply #222 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:54:47 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 02, 2009, 01:53:55 PM

this is a genuinely poor presentation

i'm a little puzzled why they would even bother to put an E3 showing together, when they quite obviously don't give a shit about it

nintendos e3 is for casuals now, they said this shit already at last e3

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #223 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:55:18 PM »

but a lackluster showing gets you worse press than no showing at all

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #224 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:55:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2009, 01:51:48 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on June 02, 2009, 01:49:12 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 02, 2009, 01:47:54 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on June 02, 2009, 01:45:46 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on June 02, 2009, 01:42:57 PM
the guys in the audience have got to be wanting to shoot themselves in the face

Gamespot's liveblog is mentioning some of the heckling:

Posted 9:43 PST
Players can also shop in each other's boutiques. An ironic "Whoo!" from one audience member draws a few laughs.

Funny thing is that the audience just wants another franchise rehash. Granted I want to see the next Zelda but it shows how Nintendo doesn't seem to care about bringing "new, innovative" shit to hardcore gamers
Way OT, but where did you get your avatar?

(Image removed from quote.)

DAT ASS.

saw it on GAF in the dat ass thread
(Image removed from quote.)

Awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #225 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:55:58 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on June 02, 2009, 01:54:21 PM

Media presence.

Like Triumph said, why not take this to The View? Or the 6oclock news. I'm sure USA Today will have a little blurb about what was shown today ("Nintendo innovates, MS/Sony fizzle at game thing convention") but that's about it. So why not take this shit directly to the horse's mouth

cool breeze · « **Reply #226 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:56:05 PM »

i'm zoning out

show Zelda or anything

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #227 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:56:17 PM »

Quote from: SantaC on June 02, 2009, 01:54:47 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 02, 2009, 01:53:55 PM
this is a genuinely poor presentation

i'm a little puzzled why they would even bother to put an E3 showing together, when they quite obviously don't give a shit about it

nintendos e3 is for casuals now, they said this shit already at last e3

casuals don't pay attention to E3

E3 is for nerds

Third · « **Reply #228 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:56:49 PM »

horrifying conference

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #229 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:57:19 PM »

there is a distinct lack of charisma to these people (ms, sony, nintendo). and these are the marketers.

i don't know if joy behar could rescue this with her sass.

cool breeze · « **Reply #230 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:57:36 PM »

good, now show Zelda

do it. do it. shut up and do it

Jansen · « **Reply #231 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:58:02 PM »

you can tell these nintendo fucks don't actually care about games because they lack enthusiasm

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #232 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:58:27 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #233 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:58:30 PM »

Ooooh, Wii Vitality Sensor.

cool breeze · « **Reply #234 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:58:36 PM »

OH COME THE FUCK ON

really?

bachikarn · « **Reply #235 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:58:51 PM »

lololololololololololololol

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #236 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:58:59 PM »

more white peripherals. holy shit

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #237 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:59:04 PM »

this was their fucking big announcement

ManaByte · « **Reply #238 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:59:10 PM »

Iwata reminds me of this:

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #239 on:** June 02, 2009, 01:59:15 PM »

Quote from: Kotaku liveblog

9:58
   crecente: Wii Vitality Sensor
9:58
   Luke Plunkett: the wii vitality sensor
9:58
   crecente: What
The
Hell
9:58
   Luke Plunkett: this is a joke
9:58
   Luke Plunkett: surely

My thoughts exactly.

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Author Topic: Nintendo E3 conference of knowing it isn't for you yet complaining anyway (Read 38892 times)