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Eel O'Brian

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this is a genuinely poor presentation

i'm a little puzzled why they would even bother to put an E3 showing together, when they quite obviously don't give a shit about it

nintendos e3 is for casuals now, they said this shit already at last e3

casuals don't pay attention to E3

E3 is for nerds

But my dad cares about E3....

Is my father a nerd?

yes
sup

cheeseburger surprise.  "oh god, where do i put it?  which do i put?  i'm not good with this."

cool breeze

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easier to fall asleep indeed

ferrarimanf355

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I want my hour back.  :maf
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bachikarn

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10 minute long for this? they didn't even show how it would be used.

Jansen

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wow another add-on for the wii!

fistfulofmetal

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buh
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demi

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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fistfulofmetal

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NEW MARIO GUYS
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ferrarimanf355

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Please tell me the audience is booing.
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Third

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shove the vitarity sensol in your fucking ass

even a Zelda announcement can't save this shit

Robo

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smh unbelievable
obo

fistfulofmetal

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galaxy 2!
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Jansen

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ZELDA. NOT MARIO WHORES

DO IT YOU BASTARDS

bachikarn

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WHAT A TWIST

Robo

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okay, this looks pretty great
obo

Rman

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Who would've thought they could hit a new low after last year's drek of a conference.

Akala

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:rofl

I didn't think they'd be able to top the last few years...but they have.

ManaByte

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Wii Butt Plug.
CBG

Brehvolution

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NEW MARIO GUYS
I would never have guessed,  :omg
©ZH

ManaByte

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Next year:
Wii Cock Ring and Wii Dildo
CBG

Eel O'Brian

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man, they just could not care less about their third party support

high voltage is out there trying their ass off to make interesting games for them, and didn't even rate a mention
sup

duckman2000

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"Nintendo wins E3" - mainstream (aka relevant) press

Jansen

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this looks familiar

cool breeze

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GALAXY 2 WITH YOSHI

:hyper :hyper :hyper

omg

this reeks of, "Well we have these assets lying around.  just do it. it'll shut'em up."

ManaByte

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GAF just spooged over the Vitality Sensor
CBG

Robo

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:bow galaxy 2 :bow2 awesome
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Eel O'Brian

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this is a genuinely poor presentation

i'm a little puzzled why they would even bother to put an E3 showing together, when they quite obviously don't give a shit about it

nintendos e3 is for casuals now, they said this shit already at last e3

casuals don't pay attention to E3

E3 is for nerds

But my dad cares about E3....

Is my father a nerd?

yes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But he only cares about the Sony stuff. Does that count for anything?

tech and gadget nerd

it's not a bad thing
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Beezy

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Another Mario Galaxy game? ::)

Wii is the first console that I've ever sold and I don't think I'm ever gonna regret it.

Third

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Galaxy 2?

HOLY SHIT YES

cool breeze

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new Zelda!

OMG do it!

Mario Galaxy 2 and Zelda, do it!

EmCeeGrammar

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Oh that is pretty silly.
How long is this conference? At this rate. No Zelda. No Pikmin.
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tiesto

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New Golden Sun, new 2D Mario for Wii, and Galaxy 2... conference sounds good to me!
^_^

Rman

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You didn't like Galaxy, Beezy?  That's one the few gems on the system.

cool breeze

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barf The Conduit

no one cares

more galaxy 2 and good games

fistfulofmetal

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man, they just could not care less about their third party support

high voltage is out there trying their ass off to make interesting games for them, and didn't even rate a mention

crow!
nat

Jansen

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give me zelda you bastards

duckman2000

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Well there you go, Nintendo wins E3 for real

Herr Mafflard

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just got home to catch the mario Galaxy 2 footage - good timing!

Akala

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I'm down with more Galaxy. Keep Iwata off the stage!

cool breeze

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Well there you go, Nintendo wins E3 for real

Nope, but Galaxy 2 is the best game shown.

 

Rman

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give me zelda you bastards
mario>zelda

EmCeeGrammar

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Galaxy 2? :/
I looooove galaxy, but it really doesn't need a sequel.  This is like Twilight Princess all over again.
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Eel O'Brian

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man, they just could not care less about their third party support

high voltage is out there trying their ass off to make interesting games for them, and didn't even rate a mention

Probably because High Voltage fucking sucks and always will.


that monster game and that gladiator game look pretty neat to me
sup

WrikaWrek

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Couldn't understand if that was SMG 1 or a sequel at first.

Anyway, that's one good thing so far.

Jansen

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New Golden Sun, new 2D Mario for Wii, and Galaxy 2... conference sounds good to me!

it doesn't even look like golden sun anymore because of the shit 3d

duckman2000

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Galaxy 2 certainly looks like Galaxy 2. Not that there is anything at all wrong with another Galaxy, but shouldn't Wiiners whine about lack of innovation right around now?

Eel O'Brian

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man, they just could not care less about their third party support

high voltage is out there trying their ass off to make interesting games for them, and didn't even rate a mention

crow!

i've no idea what that means
sup

fistfulofmetal

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pretty surprising they show the 3rd party games after Mario. There must be some final announcement.
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duckman2000

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I looooove galaxy, but it really doesn't need a sequel.

Fuck you

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crappy fps, rail shooter, rail shooter

THIRD PARTY HARDCORE :rock
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Guybrush Threepwood

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Super Mario Galaxy 2 is the only good game of this entire conference, but it's still just a rehash.

Show me something new!
ಠ_ಠ

cool breeze

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end with Zelda

I'm really hungry now, I need to eat before sony

ZLEDA ZELDA ZELDA

duckman2000

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So, Wii will have two games now? When does Galaxy 2 come out?

Beezy

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You didn't like Galaxy, Beezy?  That's one the few gems on the system.
I thought it was decent, but way overrated. Even if it was one of the best games ever, it didn't need a sequel so quickly. Looks too similar.

EmCeeGrammar

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Seriously, ughh EAD Tokyo could have done ANYTHING ELSE but a goddam.... fuck. I'm upset about this.
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Great Rumbler

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Something's happening!!
dog

duckman2000

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end with Zelda

I'm really hungry now, I need to eat before sony

ZLEDA ZELDA ZELDA

Boooooo Zelda

Herr Mafflard

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dead space extraction visuals look good for a wii game