I, um, dislike my present employment situation.
The crap thing is the market I live in isn't the best for programmers even in the best of times. You plug in C# and my zip code, for example, into dice.com right now and you'll get 5 hits. This is Greensboro, NC. To the east is Raleigh and to the southwest is Charlotte, about 80 miles to either from where I am, and they're in a better situation but still only about 25-30% of what they were a couple of years ago in terms of jobs listed. I'm more interested in going to Charlotte than Raleigh, but I don't really want to stray farther than that.
Anyway, I turned on my dice.com resume on Friday afternoon. No phone calls. Not a one.
Yay, 2G2D.