Author Topic: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk (Read 235065 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #300 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:11:01 PM »

I called too early and she was still at the library. I fucking suck at this.

demi · « **Reply #301 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:12:45 PM »

quick, jerk off real quick

FatalT · « **Reply #302 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:13:13 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2009, 07:11:01 PM

I called too early and she was still at the library. I fucking suck at this.

Yeah from time logs it kinda looks like you only waited 19 minutes. You should wait longer this time so she gets anxious expecting your phone call. It's better for your nerves to be the one in control rather than the one waiting.

Both girls and guys hate to be in this position though. You just don't want to seem too clingy right off the bat with the phone call.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #303 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:14:02 PM »

but I posted like 10 mins after she told me to call in a half hour!

FatalT · « **Reply #304 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:14:44 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2009, 07:14:02 PM

but I posted like 10 mins after she told me to call in a half hour!

Ah, then I dunno. You waited an actual 30 minutes then. Wait 30 more!

demi · « **Reply #305 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:15:00 PM »

fap fap fap

Barry Egan · « **Reply #306 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:15:18 PM »

Make a short list of canned conversation starters while you wait. Then you can robotically intersperse them amongst all the dead air.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #307 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:16:02 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on June 23, 2009, 07:14:44 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2009, 07:14:02 PM
but I posted like 10 mins after she told me to call in a half hour!

Ah, then I dunno. You waited an actual 30 minutes then. Wait 30 more!

She said she'd call me now. Which means she's going to eat the long distance costs. I feel bad. :'(

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #308 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:17:41 PM »

father mike blowing the one and only chance he'll ever have to find love

Bildi · « **Reply #309 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:18:37 PM »

I think it best you call her repeatedly every 10-20 seconds then you cheapskate.

Ellrick · « **Reply #310 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:18:50 PM »

Man you got the pussy up on a crazy high pedestal sir, you are gonna hurt yourself trying to get it down from there.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #311 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:19:48 PM »

FM atleast she'll make the effort to call you- I wouldn't be too worried.

FatalT · « **Reply #312 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:20:14 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2009, 07:19:48 PM

FM atleast she'll make the effort to call you- I wouldn't be too worried.

Listen to Fresh Prince. You're still good here!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #313 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:32:10 PM »

So I ran out of things to say like 5 mins in. And I was very awkward which she's use to though so she at least kept the conversation going even though I wasn't saying much. I kind of ended the talk early and she sounded disappointed.

Anyways it was good to talk to her again. I had missed her.

demi · « **Reply #314 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:33:43 PM »

I think that's a success! YOU DID IT! SUCCESS! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #315 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:35:40 PM »

FM LANDS A GIRLFRIEND

better update your facebook status.

Ellrick · « **Reply #316 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:38:21 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 23, 2009, 07:33:43 PM

I think that's a success! YOU DID IT! SUCCESS! YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

FatalT · « **Reply #317 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:41:00 PM »

I dunno what to say now.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #318 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:41:13 PM »

If anything just try to be her friend because like really you probably need more of those.

Yeah she likes you (in whatever way) but you're a social distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #319 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:49:38 PM »

We are just old acquaintances and nothing more. I just have always wanted something different than that Also she lives half way across the country now.

Bildi · « **Reply #320 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:49:43 PM »

Nice job FM, it sounds like she likes you for who you are and finds your bumbling ways cute and adorable.

You should name your first child 'Borito'.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #321 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:52:24 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2009, 07:49:38 PM

We are just old acquaintances and nothing more. I just have always wanted something different than that Also she lives half way across the country now.

Halifax?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #322 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:53:05 PM »

Other end of the country. Thank god!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #323 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:53:17 PM »

I think you should try and go to a Franz Ferdinand concert together next.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #324 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:54:32 PM »

I'ma going to lock this log thread malek style and open a new one when this dies down!!!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #325 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:54:52 PM »

Saskatchewan girls

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #326 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:56:03 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 23, 2009, 07:54:32 PM

I'ma going to lock this log thread malek style and open a new one when this dies down!!!

There's more action on this one page than in all three of my logs combined.

malek

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #327 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:56:55 PM »

Yeah he actually talked to a girl

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #328 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:57:33 PM »

What can I say. I'm a fucking pimp.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #329 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:58:58 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2009, 07:56:55 PM

Yeah he actually talked to a girl

So all of the sudden my shrink isn't a woman!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #330 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:00:11 PM »

Also your mom is a woman. Don't forget that fact. I know I haven't. NOM NOM NOM

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #331 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:01:31 PM »

So did you ask when she'll be back to wherever you live and ask if she wanted to catch up?

Malek: Yeah but your school pays her to talk to you. And by the sounds of it she doesn't do a good job either.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #332 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:02:06 PM »

"If man makes himself a worm he must not complain when he is trodden on."

Immanuel Kant

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #333 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:03:58 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2009, 08:01:31 PM

So did you ask when she'll be back to wherever you live and ask if she wanted to catch up?

No, I forgot and only remembered like a second after I hung up. I remembered it along with everything else I wanted to say. :'(

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #334 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:09:12 PM »

demi · « **Reply #335 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:11:40 PM »

Status: It's Complicated

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #336 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:12:23 PM »

Doesn't seem that complicated at all.

Bildi · « **Reply #337 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:30:19 PM »

Maybe make a list of what you want to talk about next time. That's the advantage of phone calls - they can't tell you're using a cheat sheet.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #338 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:31:34 PM »

I've done that before with her

:'(

Bildi · « **Reply #339 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:36:52 PM »

There's always next time. And you can bring palm cards on the first date.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #340 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:43:38 PM »

This is awesome

but so sad at the same time

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #341 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:46:26 PM »

Don't worry FM, she's just as afraid of you as you are of her.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #342 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:47:13 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #343 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:47:48 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 23, 2009, 08:46:26 PM

Don't worry FM, she's just as afraid of you as you are of her.

ouch

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #344 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:04:30 PM »

I went through the same thing with this girl I'm talking too. I knew her in Middle School. After we were done talking about the past and present it was sort of awkward. With me it was more that she has no similar interests other than playing games now and again. I guess I'm probing for subjects that we're both interested in but no luck so far.

I'm also getting vibes from her but she's a little loopy. I'm good.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #345 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:11:50 PM »

In your situation I would be the loopy girl and her you though :'(

Bildi · « **Reply #346 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:22:28 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2009, 09:04:30 PM

With me it was more that she has no similar interests other than playing games now and again. I guess I'm probing for subjects that we're both interested in but no luck so far.

This reminds me of what a friend once said - "the girl has a flat spot". As in she's just kind of dull and you work you ass off in conversations but ultimately the only way you get entertainment is to be going and doing stuff all the time because talking is crap.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #347 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:32:17 PM »

Holy shit this is awesome

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/498969

muckhole · « **Reply #348 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:41:45 PM »

Forget the game!! You talked to a woman!

Now send her your calendar pic!!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #349 on:** June 23, 2009, 10:27:27 PM »

I might have accidentally bought a xbox 360 power supply on ebay that isn't for NA electric outlets. Now I'm just sitting on my thumb for him to clear up what voltage it is.

Bocsius · « **Reply #350 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:53:00 AM »

I'm driving home from work today, and I'm in western Greensboro where I-40 and I-840/I-73 split, and I see dude take the 40 route but then keep going straight as the road curves off to the right so it can go up a hill and then veer back over the traffic passing beneath. Anyway, dude's going straight through the grass doing 60, no brakes, no swerves, then goes airbourne over a huge drainage ditch before crashing into the other side. Airbags deployed, car totalled. The guy had apparently passed out beforehand, but was otherwise OK I believe, although the paramedics did the whole neck-back stabilization thing and took him off to the hospital. If it was wrestling, he'd run out later with a chair and take out his unsuspecting tag team partner. Strangest thing I've ever seen happen on the road.

I've often wondered at the fact that as often as traffic accidents happen, I've never actually seen one at the precise moment it was happening unless I was involved in it. Oddly enough, that thought once again passed through my mind as dude was careening through the grass at highway speed. "This could be it!"

Bildi · « **Reply #351 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:39:02 AM »

Quote from: Bocsius on June 24, 2009, 12:53:00 AM

"This could be it!"

That's pretty amazing.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #352 on:** June 24, 2009, 02:05:37 AM »

Speaking accidents, this happened a good five years ago but there was an accident on a local highway. It was around a slight bend, I was going 70mph in the passing lane.

As I was reaching the apex of of the bend, I noticed a two car collision with people standing around the accident, on the highway, like fucking idiots. I remember them all having this stupid look like "oh shit". I veered to the right, hard. Fortunately there wasn't anyone in the travel lane.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #353 on:** June 24, 2009, 03:01:37 AM »

I once saw a guy in front of us on a Harley hit the center divider on a major street, he lost balance and flipped forward onto his neck/shoulder but then got right back up. We asked him if he was hurt and he said that there was no pain. The problem is that because of all the adrenaline after an accident, you don't feel pain after flipping onto your neck at 40 mph so that's why paramedics have to be so cautious people's necks and backs even if they feel totally fine.

Bocsius, you did pull over though right? I assume that's why you have so many details but what made the guy pass out behind the wheel?

etiolate · « **Reply #354 on:** June 24, 2009, 03:35:45 AM »

Well my car got broken into for the third or fourth time, and for the second time in a row it seems they didn't steal much if anything at all. They went through all the CDs I had in there, didn't seem to like anything they found and left it to be. It sort of annoys me more that they broke my window, which is the most expensive part of a car theft, only to not actually do it for any reason. I need some sort of "no ghetto music for you" sign. The last time the thieves went through all my CDs and left them as well, only to walk away with a Diet Pepsi I had left in the car.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #355 on:** June 24, 2009, 03:53:44 AM »

Buy some shitty fitty cent album and replace the disk with REM.

Bocsius · « **Reply #356 on:** June 24, 2009, 09:47:49 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on June 24, 2009, 03:01:37 AM

Bocsius, you did pull over though right? I assume that's why you have so many details but what made the guy pass out behind the wheel?

Yeah, I pulled over and called 911 and then backed up along the shoulder of the interstate probably a quarter of a mile to get back to where it happened. I wasn't the only person that had pulled over, and dude was already out of the car and sitting on the grass when I got back there. I waited on the fire/ambulance/police crew to arrive but never heard why the guy passed out.

tiesto · « **Reply #357 on:** June 24, 2009, 10:21:07 AM »

I saw a license plate on the morning commute that said "SHATPACK", too bad it was a NY and not Washington plate.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #358 on:** June 24, 2009, 10:22:24 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on June 24, 2009, 10:21:07 AM

I saw a license plate on the morning commute that said "SHATPACK", too bad it was a NY and not Washington plate.

Yea.

Bocsius · « **Reply #359 on:** June 24, 2009, 10:33:32 AM »

I saw a license plate a few days ago that said "SITHLRD"

Now, I am fully aware that I am a Star Wars nerd. But come on.

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