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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #660 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:35:07 AM »

this is L.: (picture)

etiolate · « **Reply #661 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:35:12 AM »

having multiple female interests can keep you from stewing too much over one

Even if you clearly prefer one, the others can entertain your thoughts enough to keep you from coming off as creepy.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #662 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:36:12 AM »

Remember Malek, you can't lock this tread; she's mine.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #663 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:37:17 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 29, 2009, 03:35:07 AM

this is L.: (Image removed from quote.)

if i added that much blur to my photos, maybe slave girl would have responded by now!

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #664 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:38:19 AM »

The guy she's with looks kinda weird though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #665 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:38:58 AM »

is she in the Leaky Cauldron?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #666 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:39:54 AM »

this is me now

how can anyone say "no"?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #667 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:40:50 AM »

time to edit the cock pics

Barry Egan · « **Reply #668 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:41:15 AM »

Even with all that blur, I can still tell the photo is nothing but

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #669 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:41:22 AM »

Were there any beardless/longer-haired pics of you for her to peruse?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #670 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:42:34 AM »

Eh Malek it's not to do with your looks. You're not in the right state of mind to be looking anyway. Internet psychologist

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #671 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:42:46 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 29, 2009, 03:41:22 AM

Were there any beardless/longer-haired pics of you for her to peruse?

beardless?
yes
longer hair?
no i got a haircut recently. Back to my hat-hair.

etiolate · « **Reply #672 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:43:38 AM »

i am getting a lezbo thom yorke vibe from L

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #673 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:44:11 AM »

Bildi · « **Reply #674 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:44:55 AM »

Quote from: Malek on July 29, 2009, 03:07:31 AM

slave girl and i are 97% matches

and she has nice cans

I thought 'can' was another word for 'ass'.?

On another note, Bebpo's new girl spoons him from behind so you're probably in a better position.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #675 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:45:45 AM »

Quote

i am getting a lezbo thom yorke vibe from L

no.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #676 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:46:33 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on July 29, 2009, 03:43:38 AM

i am getting a lezbo thom yorke vibe from L

I'm getting a snoopy vibe

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #677 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:47:35 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 29, 2009, 03:44:55 AM

I thought 'can' was another word for 'ass'.?

cans = tits

welcome to north america

Bildi · « **Reply #678 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:49:38 AM »

Holy crap. I really had no idea.

You guys should introduce L and Slave Girl to each other.

etiolate · « **Reply #679 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:49:56 AM »

Quote from: Malek on July 29, 2009, 03:46:33 AM

Quote from: etiolate on July 29, 2009, 03:43:38 AM
i am getting a lezbo thom yorke vibe from L

I'm getting a snoopy vibe

Hrmmmm

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #680 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:52:10 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on July 29, 2009, 03:49:38 AM

Holy crap. I really had no idea.

You guys should introduce L and Slave Girl to each other.

i entertain and educate at the same time.

http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/cans

slave girl is pretty straight.

though, she did reject me--how straight can she be.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #681 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:53:11 AM »

I didn't know girls over 14 had their hair braided.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #682 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:54:34 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 29, 2009, 03:53:11 AM

I didn't know girls over 14 had their hair braided.

let's focus on my--coughcoughcough--women. their hair is not braided.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #683 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:56:09 AM »

Your standards are too high be like bebpo.

New motto: Be like Bebpo

Beezy · « **Reply #684 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:57:01 AM »

...

Is this thread suppose to be depressing? $:-\$

Bildi · « **Reply #685 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:57:10 AM »

Quote from: Malek on July 29, 2009, 03:52:10 AM

though, she did reject me--how straight can she be.

The poor girl's probably blind.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #686 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:57:15 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 29, 2009, 03:56:09 AM

Your standards are too high be like bebpo.

New motto: Be like Bebpo

I don't like robots, string, or cardboard; I'm fucked--in a non-literal sense.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #687 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:58:52 AM »

He doesn't have sex with his 'robots'.

To my knowledge.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #688 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:59:15 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 29, 2009, 03:53:11 AM

I didn't know girls over 14 had their hair braided.

welcome to da city

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #689 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:00:21 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 29, 2009, 03:58:52 AM

He doesn't have sex with his 'robots'.

To my knowledge.

As far as we know, all he did was sleep in a woman's bed. OK--I haven't slept in two days, so that sounds good. But we don't have confirmation that he had sex with her.

etiolate · « **Reply #690 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:00:30 AM »

you know until any of these girls are ones you feel comfortable calling by name, then there's no real possibility

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #691 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:00:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2009, 03:59:15 AM

welcome to da city

well yeah I only thought hood rats do that sort of shit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #692 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:01:16 AM »

cans = tits, can = ass, canadian = malek

etiolate · « **Reply #693 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:02:14 AM »

i figured saying she had nice cans in canada meant she was holding the Pabst

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #694 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:02:23 AM »

Quote from: Malek on July 29, 2009, 04:00:21 AM

As far as we know, all he did was sleep in a woman's bed. OK--I haven't slept in two days, so that sounds good. But we don't have confirmation that he had sex with her.

Meh, I think it's more positive that we believe him.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #695 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:02:26 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on July 29, 2009, 04:00:30 AM

you know until any of these girls are ones you feel comfortable calling by name, then there's no real possibility

I know her name, but I don't feel like sharing.

yes--I am a hypocrite after posting two of her photos.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #696 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:04:31 AM »

If we knew her name we might be able to put a witch spell over her; you can't do that with a picture.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #697 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:05:17 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 29, 2009, 04:00:49 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2009, 03:59:15 AM
welcome to da city
well yeah I only thought hood rats do that sort of shit.

Watch yaself, I have aunts who still rock that shit

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #698 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:05:50 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 29, 2009, 04:02:23 AM

Quote from: Malek on July 29, 2009, 04:00:21 AM
As far as we know, all he did was sleep in a woman's bed. OK--I haven't slept in two days, so that sounds good. But we don't have confirmation that he had sex with her.
Meh, I think it's more positive that we believe him.

He's 8 inches shorter than me and managed to get a lower LSAT score. . . . If he somehow scores with a woman, this is a sign to manabyte the dust.

ummm . . . again . . . no offense.

Bildi · « **Reply #699 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:06:51 AM »

All we really know is Bebpo was drugged by a girl, ended up in bed with her, and decided to start a long term relationship with her on this basis.

Anything else is speculation.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #700 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:07:04 AM »

What does your shrink say about slave girl?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #701 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:08:04 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 29, 2009, 04:07:04 AM

What does your shrink say about slave girl?

I haven't seen her in over three months--so nothing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #702 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:09:01 AM »

She needed a summer vacation? Aren't you back in winnipeg?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #703 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:09:42 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 29, 2009, 04:09:01 AM

She needed a summer vacation? Aren't you back in winnipeg?

I told her that I was still in Toronto.

It's complicated.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #704 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:10:32 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #705 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:11:48 AM »

ok

it's not complicated; I'm just embarrassed.

HAPPY?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #706 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:12:02 AM »

this looks pretty bad ass

warren spector

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #707 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:14:03 AM »

Quote from: Malek on July 29, 2009, 04:11:48 AM

ok

it's not complicated; I'm just embarrassed.

HAPPY?

Not really. You were much less depressed before finals.

How is your book going?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #708 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:14:25 AM »

You must explain this shrink/embarrassed thingie Malek.

Maybe you ran into her at the grocery store and accidentally popped a bag of milk with your raging boner

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #709 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:14:49 AM »

ummm

i deleted it

I'm pretty sure I posted about this two months back.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #710 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:16:53 AM »

I thought you just deleted a lot of it to start again. That sucks. I'm going to bed, maybe.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #711 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:19:54 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2009, 04:14:25 AM

You must explain this shrink/embarrassed thingie Malek.

Maybe you ran into her at the grocery store and accidentally popped a bag of milk with your raging boner

She--for some odd reason--thinks highly of me and/or is pretending to think highly of me, but my life, which was at about rock bottom, has somehow managed to regress further. I don't want to disappoint her.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #712 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:20:57 AM »

:'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #713 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:24:09 AM »

I'm giving head behind the dumpster for vodka money. There. It had to be said.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #714 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:25:56 AM »

So the house is pretty dry, eh. :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #715 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:27:27 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Well I was in trouble, bad.
I was so confused.
I may not see in color babe, but I sure can feel blue.
I have been a lot of things, they may not all be true.
My experience was so mysterious, till I met you.
Now the sun may rise in the east, but I'm barking at the moon.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #716 on:** July 29, 2009, 04:29:03 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 29, 2009, 04:25:56 AM

So the house is pretty dry, eh. :'(

i can always fall back on bank loans, which i'm sure as hell not using for an education

Reb · « **Reply #717 on:** July 29, 2009, 05:19:13 AM »

Quote from: Malek on July 29, 2009, 04:19:54 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2009, 04:14:25 AM
You must explain this shrink/embarrassed thingie Malek.

Maybe you ran into her at the grocery store and accidentally popped a bag of milk with your raging boner

She--for some odd reason--thinks highly of me and/or is pretending to think highly of me, but my life, which was at about rock bottom, has somehow managed to regress further. I don't want to disappoint her.

You dumb fuck, look at this fucking post and how dumb it is.

I know you're not actually a dumb fuck, so you're pretending to be dumb, which, in a nonsensical way is even dumber.

Reb · « **Reply #718 on:** July 29, 2009, 07:37:42 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on July 29, 2009, 07:32:32 AM

Im fucking dying here, fucking hangover.

Did you get hammered? Because you know, people who get hammered, don't get to nail!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #719 on:** July 29, 2009, 03:28:20 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on July 29, 2009, 05:19:13 AM

Quote from: Malek on July 29, 2009, 04:19:54 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2009, 04:14:25 AM
You must explain this shrink/embarrassed thingie Malek.

Maybe you ran into her at the grocery store and accidentally popped a bag of milk with your raging boner

She--for some odd reason--thinks highly of me and/or is pretending to think highly of me, but my life, which was at about rock bottom, has somehow managed to regress further. I don't want to disappoint her.

You dumb fuck, look at this fucking post and how dumb it is.

I know you're not actually a dumb fuck, so you're pretending to be dumb, which, in a nonsensical way is even dumber.

Dunno. We know he's smart - despite being an evolutionist. Lots of people have social anxiety and other social problems. But it does seem like for every progress Malek posts, there are 1-2 setbacks a few pages later. Like say

1) Post about girl
2) Drunk post about wanting girl
3) Fantasize about talking to girl
4) Lament about shared commonalities between self and girl
5) Finally talks to girl
6) Drunk post about what-you-should-have-said
7) Talk to girl again
8.) Lose hope, move on
9) Drunk post containing Jenny Lewis lyrics
10) Post about new girl

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