Author Topic: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk (Read 234707 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1920 on:** September 20, 2009, 01:13:43 AM »

I lose a boner when I realize more dudes have touched my balls than chicks (my doctor is male) :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1921 on:** September 20, 2009, 01:16:05 AM »

Same :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1922 on:** September 20, 2009, 01:16:54 AM »

Yeah, I don't get a boner when I go to the doctor. Maybe I'm just weird.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1923 on:** September 20, 2009, 01:19:46 AM »

Freak

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1924 on:** September 20, 2009, 01:20:32 AM »

watching The Dark Knight again now on MAXHD

the last act is pretty badly put together. jeeze. Everything from when Joker gets caught. it's so quickly churning through the story. nothing gets any real time. The Sonar thing. Plus Harvey's turn is so abrupt. Jamming the Two-Face story in the movie was a bad idea in my opinion. would have been really boss if it was followed through in the third movie.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1925 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:52:51 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 20, 2009, 01:20:32 AM

watching The Dark Knight again now on MAXHD

the last act is pretty badly put together. jeeze. Everything from when Joker gets caught. it's so quickly churning through the story. nothing gets any real time. The Sonar thing. Plus Harvey's turn is so abrupt. Jamming the Two-Face story in the movie was a bad idea in my opinion. would have been really boss if it was followed through in the third movie.

the last act is like that because they had to paste it together on account of heath ledger's death, from what I understand. I liked batman begins better, honestly. and think Ledger was just pretty good as the joker, not exactly the religious experience everyone makes it out to be. it's a cool reimagining and he does it well.

Akala · « **Reply #1926 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:45:54 PM »

I just had a dream where there was some huge Rob Liefeld and Diablo Cody collaboration that everyone was freaking out about.

I can't remember what it was on about, but imagine if he would somehow adapt Juno.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1927 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:29:57 PM »

She wouldn't actually be pregnant, she'd just have a big ass pouch covering her stomach

Himu · « **Reply #1928 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:34:52 PM »

You guys are telling me you don't get boners when your doctor examines your dick and he's touching your balls?

demi · « **Reply #1929 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:36:05 PM »

No Himuro we are only saying it for our health

Himu · « **Reply #1930 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:37:40 PM »

I need a female doctor

Reb · « **Reply #1931 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:39:30 PM »

Why the fuck are doctors touching your dicks all the time?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1932 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:42:13 PM »

Your doctors don't touch your testicles, testing for lumps and stuff?

Reb · « **Reply #1933 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:47:43 PM »

I only visit my doctor when there's something wrong. Last time was 15 years ago when I was hit by a car.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1934 on:** September 21, 2009, 03:48:19 PM »

You're black right? Not a good idea man.

You should go every year especially as you get older

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1935 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:24:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2009, 03:48:19 PM

You're black right? Not a good idea man.

You should go every year especially as you get older

wat?

demi · « **Reply #1936 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:27:01 PM »

It's obvious PD enjoys having his doctor touch him.

Reb · « **Reply #1937 on:** September 21, 2009, 04:28:39 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 21, 2009, 04:24:48 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2009, 03:48:19 PM
You're black right? Not a good idea man.

You should go every year especially as you get older

wat?

Bildi · « **Reply #1938 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:26:18 PM »

No doctor has ever had his hands near my privates. You guys have some keen doctors.

Quote from: Rebiak on September 21, 2009, 03:47:43 PM

I only visit my doctor when there's something wrong. Last time was 15 years ago when I was hit by a car.

Pussy. Just walk it off.

Diunx · « **Reply #1939 on:** September 21, 2009, 08:59:30 PM »

Theres this group of kids that come to the labs every day and start reading Naruto out loud and laugh really loud at their naruto jokes and shit, I want to go over there and hit them in the head with a Sandman hardcover until they die.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1940 on:** September 21, 2009, 09:20:28 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on September 21, 2009, 08:59:30 PM

Theres this group of kids that come to the labs every day and start reading Naruto out loud and laugh really loud at their naruto jokes and shit, I want to go over there and hit them in the head with a Sandman hardcover until they die.

You should make friends with them, become one of them, become respected by them, and then, when they least suspect it, pull your pants down and poo on the floor, then leave.

Bildi · « **Reply #1941 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:23:35 PM »

Do you play Magic Diunx? You could walk into their conversation and start talking about Magic - that's really fucking annoying.

muckhole · « **Reply #1942 on:** September 21, 2009, 10:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on September 21, 2009, 03:39:30 PM

Why the fuck are doctors touching your dicks all the time?

Makes me wonder what happens when he goes to the dentist.

"We're going to have to fill this cavity!"

cool breeze · « **Reply #1943 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:09:45 AM »

One of the most awkward moments of my life was a regular check up when my doctor had some intern or something there with him. Something about having one man touch me balls while another watches isn't comfortable.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1944 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:15:25 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on September 21, 2009, 10:58:26 PM

Quote from: Rebiak on September 21, 2009, 03:39:30 PM
Why the fuck are doctors touching your dicks all the time?

Makes me wonder what happens when he goes to the dentist.

"We're going to have to fill this cavity!"

Isn't PD's dad a dentist? ...I'm just saying that might explain some things.

Bildi · « **Reply #1945 on:** September 22, 2009, 02:33:11 AM »

I'm still curious (as are many others) as to what excuses your doctors give you for fondling your fronts.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1946 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:35:02 AM »

I had a doctor making fun of my gross ass hair to a hot chick intern. That has to be worse.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1947 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:35:29 AM »

A former co-worker, who I was pretty tight with (and had a crush on for awhile), pretty much blanked me after I quit Hollywood Video. She called out of the blue this week, and left me a message saying that she felt she owed me an explanation for not calling me back the past three or so months.

I'm debating calling her back, I don't know.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1948 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:36:36 AM »

Did she give the explanation or did she say she would explain if you called her?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1949 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:37:24 AM »

The latter.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1950 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:41:19 AM »

That sucks. I would be eaten by curiosity if I didn't call.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1951 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:45:13 AM »

Willco gettin' laid.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1952 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:56:13 AM »

I'm not so sure. Her timing is odd, since it's just a week after the DM got fired. I know she was in cahoots with him.

I always felt she was just upset since she got stuck with my old store for awhile and it was a total dump (I left it the way I found it). I'd probably be pretty pissed off if I was cleaning up a hellhole, while the manager that left it that way was in the Caribbean.

That and these crazy, wicked untruths my DM was spreading (theft, inventory, payroll, etc.).

I guess she felt like with the DM gone, she could talk to me again or something. If that's the case, I'll give her a resounding, "Go fuck yourself!" because bros before DMs.

demi · « **Reply #1953 on:** September 22, 2009, 04:04:04 AM »

Put it in her butt

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1954 on:** September 22, 2009, 04:10:02 AM »

Ask her to kneel and beg for forgiveness

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1955 on:** September 22, 2009, 04:17:02 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on September 22, 2009, 04:10:02 AM

Ask her to kneel and beg for forgiveness

and then put it in her butt.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1956 on:** September 22, 2009, 04:22:50 AM »

I just ate 400 calories with 8g of fat by eating two organic "healthy" pop tarts in the middle of the night.

I was just going to eat one because I was starrrving, but they come in sealed wraps of two and what I discovered last time is the one you don't eat turns stale in <10 hours because it's organic they have no preservatives to keep them. So I felt like I didn't want to waste food and so I just ate both.

...I hope I don't die $:-\$ I want to play ODST tomorrow...

demi · « **Reply #1957 on:** September 22, 2009, 04:26:18 AM »

why would you die? lol.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1958 on:** September 22, 2009, 04:30:51 AM »

because the universally accepted rule is "ONLY EAT ONE POP TART" and I broke that rule :'(

oh god I'm gonna die

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1959 on:** September 22, 2009, 06:55:57 AM »

I always ate like 4-5 at a time when I was little. Now I'm in the mood for pop tarts.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1960 on:** September 22, 2009, 09:20:30 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on September 22, 2009, 06:55:57 AM

I always ate like 4-5 at a time when I was little. Now I'm in the mood for pop tarts.

I eagerly await the "Pop Tart defense."

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1961 on:** September 22, 2009, 10:56:53 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 22, 2009, 03:35:29 AM

A former co-worker, who I was pretty tight with (and had a crush on for awhile), pretty much blanked me after I quit Hollywood Video. She called out of the blue this week, and left me a message saying that she felt she owed me an explanation for not calling me back the past three or so months.

I'm debating calling her back, I don't know.

She's a man.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1962 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:47:33 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 22, 2009, 09:20:30 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on September 22, 2009, 06:55:57 AM
I always ate like 4-5 at a time when I was little. Now I'm in the mood for pop tarts.
I eagerly await the "Pop Tart defense."

Interesting. I always thought that that defense was used as the actual justification for why he murdered Harvey Milk.

Diunx · « **Reply #1963 on:** September 22, 2009, 08:17:15 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on September 22, 2009, 04:30:51 AM

because the universally accepted rule is "ONLY EAT ONE POP TART" and I broke that rule :'(

oh god I'm gonna die

What kind of fucked up rule is that? there are two in each pack for a reason.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1964 on:** September 22, 2009, 11:11:28 PM »

I asked this to Eric P and Prole last night, but I'll forward the question here:

So, this broad I met on my vacation to the Caribbean called me up out of the blue. She asked how I was doing, and I let her know all the stuff I was working on. That I was writing and making enough to scrape by, but hoping something will break soon.

She practically threw her panties at me.

Is it considering selling out if I use my "starving artist" status to pick up chicks? I mean, I'm not really starving, nor am I Charlie Kauffman. You guys should see what I'm working on - none of it is high art.

tiesto · « **Reply #1965 on:** September 22, 2009, 11:12:07 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 22, 2009, 11:11:28 PM

I asked this to Eric P and Prole last night, but I'll forward the question here:

So, this broad I met on my vacation to the Caribbean called me up out of the blue. She asked how I was doing, and I let her know all the stuff I was working on. That I was writing and making enough to scrape by, but hoping something will break soon.

She practically threw her panties at me.

Is it considering selling out if I use my "starving artist" status to pick up chicks? I mean, I'm not really starving, nor am I Charlie Kauffman. You guys should see what I'm working on - none of it is high art.

Not at all, picking up chicks is the best 'perk' of being a 'starving artist'. Go for it dude.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1966 on:** September 22, 2009, 11:14:04 PM »

Send that bitch a smiley face. If she likes it, she doesn't care about your 'art' she cares for you.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1967 on:** September 22, 2009, 11:16:20 PM »

I don't think it's really me. I mean, it's not like she threw herself at me when I was on vacation. We got along, but that's it.

... but after I told her what I was doing, she was like, "Wow, that is so amazing. You are chasing your dreams and that's really admirable. I think that is really amazing." blah blah blah

Oh man, I wonder if she'd still think that if she read the first eight pages of the spec I'm working on.

etiolate · « **Reply #1968 on:** September 22, 2009, 11:16:36 PM »

I guess I'll post this here.

I was seeing what the walk was like between two of my classes (an uphell hell) and I came across around six deer, three squirrels and a bigass crow.

But the moment of awe was when I found a Buck and crossed his path, literally about four of five feet from him. I was scared he'd charge me and yet I still managed to bust out a picture.

This is likely his family that I walked across earlier.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1969 on:** September 22, 2009, 11:17:24 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1970 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:00:05 AM »

Did you title it I am Ghost in the WALL-E by chance?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1971 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:23:56 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 22, 2009, 11:54:39 PM

That movie "9" that came out earlier this month really fucked me over.

About two years ago, I started working on a novel that I thought was really promising. It was about a robot who wakes up after a deadly microbe has killed off all the humans on earth. The robot was the last experiment of a scientist who was trying to create artificial human consciousness. She feels and acts like a human. There are tons of other robots in the world, but none of them are like her. In the last days of humanity, a cyber-terrorist created and spread a computer virus that causes many of the robots in the world to go crazy and attack everything around them, so the world is very dangerous for the main character and for the robots who don't have the virus.

I didn't write a huge amount of the novel, but I put a lot of time into creating the world and outlining the story. It was going to be very philosophical and deal with issues of consciousness, morality, emotion, love and what it means to be human. There were also some pretty phenomenal action scenes. Now I can't write the damn thing because someone else just made a movie with a very similar premise. The worst part? By all accounts, the movie is completely mediocre.

At least if the movie was good, I could take solace in that, but a mediocre film killing off one of my favorite novel ideas has me pretty bummed out.

*restraint*

/high road

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1972 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:43:06 AM »

Come on Chipopo, it was going to be very philosophical and have some pretty phenomenal action scenes. Maybe he would have combined the two ideas and had some very pretty phenomenological action scenes!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1973 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:48:11 AM »

I left Stephen Colbert a message on 1-888-OOPS-JEW.

I said:

"Hello, Stephen. My name is Will and I'm a member of the Academy. I'm sorry I didn't vote for you, but Jon [Stewart] had embarrassing photos of me from Passover. For atonement, I plan to give up bacon."

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #1974 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:52:48 AM »

I gave a homeless guy some chicken and my ice coffee I just bought. I'm a little bummed because its not going to help him in the long run. I wish I could find him a job or something a little more substantial than a handout. But I was overeating today anyway.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1975 on:** September 23, 2009, 02:26:35 AM »

Your movie idea doesn't sound very similar to 9 at all. And uh..if you're idea was good and 9 was bad, then nobody would think you were trying to rip it off in the first place anyways. It sounds like you're just PMSing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1976 on:** September 23, 2009, 01:40:01 PM »

69% in a latin quiz. Can't open firefox on my school computers. Have my first midterm later today. This day sucks.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #1977 on:** September 23, 2009, 02:47:54 PM »

haha, one of my old high school friends named her new kid COLTON. I hate white parents.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #1978 on:** September 23, 2009, 02:53:57 PM »

Kid's going to get nicknamed Colon by his friends, and will be the butt of many jokes for years.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1979 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:04:32 PM »

nobody wants to hang out with me!! i've been trying for like a week to find a chance to hang out with.. well.. anybody.. i'm so lonely :'(

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