I am going to send my boot through my housemate's ass when he gets from school today. I'm tired of this shit.
I woke up this morning to find my deodorant out on the counter with some white crusty stuff on the side of the top. I never leave my stuff on the counter. That means someone rummaged through my drawer, took it out, and used it. Ass beating time.
I went to the kitchen to find it in a complete mess. He never cleans up after himself and I'm tired of doing it for him. But what gets me is that he took the iodized salt (that I, you know, use for cooking) and you know how the salt canisters have the metal top you lift to open? It appears this kid is SO STUPID he didn't know how to do that so he pushed the top DOWN in order to open the salt canister. How fucking distinguished mentally-challenged can you get? I wish there were some way sabatage his "date" with this chick he met online, but he's so socially distinguished mentally-challenged he'll fuck it up himself.
This isn't the first time either. He did this shit earlier. I woke up, found my brush out, and a bunch of black hairs in it. I have black hair, but not straight black hair, and my hair is so short it never gets caught in my brush any ways. I warned him that if he pulls this shit again he was going to be in trouble.
It wouldn't surprise me if this fucknut uses my goddamn toothbrush.