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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2700 on: October 26, 2009, 12:03:27 AM »
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2701 on: October 26, 2009, 02:08:55 AM »
I have the biggest fucking pimple on my nose right now and it fucking hurts.  Like half my face feels sore.  I have to go to school with this thing tomorrow  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2702 on: October 26, 2009, 02:19:09 AM »
Does Hilary Swank have one hot movie?
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2703 on: October 26, 2009, 05:15:43 AM »
daylight savings already.

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« Reply #2704 on: October 26, 2009, 06:17:57 AM »
Can one of you fine linguists educate me on the nuances of the em dash and the semicolon? I feel like I misuse (and abuse) them both
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2705 on: October 26, 2009, 10:41:36 AM »
If I go to school today I think I'm going to die.  I hope I get hit by a bus.

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2706 on: October 26, 2009, 10:54:14 AM »
Fuck it I can't go.  This is a horrible decision.  FUCK.

Malek is a bad influence. 

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2707 on: October 26, 2009, 12:23:00 PM »
I skipped classes all the time unless it was the type of class to have pop quizzes.

If you have a friend who can clue you in on what happened and share their notes, you'll be fine.

Although I dropped that habit, preferring to stay in the back corner of the classroom reading the New York Times instead.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2709 on: October 26, 2009, 01:51:39 PM »
We know you have makeup, FM.  What kinda fop nancy would you be if you didn't?  Cover it up and go to class.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2710 on: October 26, 2009, 01:53:11 PM »
If I go to school today I think I'm going to die.  I hope I get hit by a bus.

I'm going to make a bi-partisan compromise with my lazy self today: I'll go to the school library.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2711 on: October 26, 2009, 03:45:00 PM »
Wtf pd, police? parents? hospital? and why the fuck did the 22 guy stick around after he drove him to your place?

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« Reply #2712 on: October 26, 2009, 04:19:45 PM »
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« Reply #2713 on: October 26, 2009, 04:32:34 PM »
:bow employment :bow2
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2714 on: October 26, 2009, 04:41:03 PM »
Kosma is going to be stuck making 3D models of taints in some Polish Hentai

Still better than being out of work
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2715 on: October 26, 2009, 04:41:11 PM »
Not to brag, but this Thursday one of our consultants called me to offer me a cool job, while I'm already switching from my current good job to a new one.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2716 on: October 26, 2009, 04:41:36 PM »
Ok, I lied, I did want to brag.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2717 on: October 26, 2009, 05:16:24 PM »
Ok I went for two classes than ran home.  My whole face if covered in acne now just from the stress of going.  fuck this is going to be a bad week.  I have a shit ton to do and no time  :'(

It was worth going though as my Latin teacher cracked an awesome Polanski joke.

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2718 on: October 26, 2009, 05:18:10 PM »
I doubt your face is horrible. Acne is common, and unless its REALLY bad, nobody is gonna freak that you have a pimple or two. Grow up, Arvie.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2719 on: October 26, 2009, 05:19:52 PM »
The one on my nose is the worst I've ever had.  It has deformed my nose.   :'(

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« Reply #2720 on: October 26, 2009, 05:21:19 PM »
It sucks but its not like you're going to a party or something
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2721 on: October 26, 2009, 05:23:33 PM »
No.  and I don't mean to make it sound like the acne is what's preventing me from going, it's social anxiety that just got a lot worse now that I'm an ugly person. 

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2722 on: October 26, 2009, 05:25:21 PM »
Or you could just grow up and go to class? You dont have anybody to worry about since you dont even exist outside of the internet. Dont be a Malek.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2723 on: October 26, 2009, 05:27:21 PM »
Put on your cravat, velvet jacket and paint dark rings under your eyes (or, actually even darker rings). Then go to class. If anyone asks you about the gettup be like "I'm going as a bubonic plague victim" and they'll probably think the horrible nose acne is part of the costume.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2724 on: October 26, 2009, 05:29:17 PM »
Shit if I added velvet hipwaders I could say it's zombie-Oscar Wilde back for gay revenge!  Genius. 

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2725 on: October 26, 2009, 08:12:21 PM »
Professor couldn't make it to class, so he canceled, and because he canceled on the day he was to conference with people on the essay, he pushed back the due date. :rock

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2726 on: October 26, 2009, 09:03:47 PM »
D3 sends anyone anything.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2727 on: October 26, 2009, 09:59:58 PM »
My philo prof, who is the main editor for a journal and the departments undergrad chair, makes the same kinds of writing mistakes I do!  And describes the thought process behind it exactly like I do.  I'm not alone!

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2728 on: October 27, 2009, 12:19:39 AM »
fuck I just realized I have another midterm on Wednesday! fuuuuuuuuuu

That's one on Wednesday, one on Friday, two on Monday plus a big compsci assignment, and another on the next Friday. 


Fuck me!!!

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2729 on: October 27, 2009, 12:24:54 AM »
I'm probably jinxing it, but I got a call today about a job opportunity that sounds great. The crap thing is that I had to update my references, and it's not like I can ask my present batch of coworkers for a glowing endorsement.

A) I'm the only one who does what I do.
B) I'm the only one with the faintest idea of what I do.
C) Small office. Word spreads. "Hey, can you help me find a new job?"

So I had to get the same people as last time. They still have the A & B problem, but at least I don't have to worry about C.

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2730 on: October 27, 2009, 12:25:14 AM »
ouch FM  :'(

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2731 on: October 27, 2009, 12:28:09 AM »
Once in college I had three finals on the same day. Good times.

May 5, 2000, to be exact. MKT 307, ISM 240, MGT 312.

I had four tests in four days a month before that. (MKT 307, MGT 312, ISM 210, ART 101).

(I only remember this because I was blogging before blogging was called blogging.)
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2732 on: October 27, 2009, 12:42:13 AM »
Three finals in 24 hours isn't allowed here thank god!

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2733 on: October 27, 2009, 03:25:00 AM »
Sometimes I'm wrong about stuff and it's fucking awesome.  But I look back and get embarrassed that I was wrong in the first place and was so convicted in my wrongness.

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2734 on: October 27, 2009, 05:24:02 AM »
Driving along the pitch black freeway, the moon reflecting off the sea to the left, the dark mountains to the right.  No cars, no visibility, 80mph+, a girl asleep in my passenger seat; I feel so alive.  These are the moments that truly matter.

I flashback to all girls I've had sleep in my passenger seat while I drive alone in the middle of the night for hours.  It's oddly depressing, yet comforting.

San Diego is fucking far from Orange County.  I never seem to realize it until I'm driving 80+mph with no traffic and it still takes me 90mins+  LA at night at 80+ is like 45 mins!  Both are around the same length during the daytime traffic  :-X

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2735 on: October 27, 2009, 05:31:16 AM »
That drive sounds mind-numbingly boring.

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2736 on: October 27, 2009, 05:42:39 AM »
That drive sounds mind-numbingly boring.


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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2737 on: October 27, 2009, 06:25:06 AM »
You're going a moderate-fast speed but there's no cars to pace with.  You have apparently a pretty nice view of the ocean/mountains but you can't talk to the girl about it.  And then there's the lack of visibility that you have to be aware of for an hour and a half.  That's definitely boring.

Honestly, I would weave until the girl wakes up.

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2738 on: October 27, 2009, 06:55:08 AM »
Three finals in a day always turned out to be a nightmare.  Every professor was a prima donna who hated the fact that they were the ones to get bumped (the class with the lowest amount of people by the rules was supposed to get bumped if you had three finals in a day).  That also meant the professor writing up an alternative version of the test, which I think was the reason why they had a fit.  Although I'd be surprised if they didn't just mix up the questions around or change a few digits or whatever.

It proved to be such a headache that I'd just take the three finals in a day if possible.  There was one situation where two of the finals were at the exact same time.  Had to get the Dean's office involved in that one.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2739 on: October 27, 2009, 11:57:16 AM »
I'm inside a classroom. This is weird.

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2740 on: October 27, 2009, 11:59:33 AM »
I'm inside a classroom. This is weird.

Is it soft, warm and moist?
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2741 on: October 27, 2009, 12:10:00 PM »
I'm inside a classroom. This is weird.

Is it soft, warm and moist?

just my underwear.  :dur

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2742 on: October 27, 2009, 12:17:26 PM »

I had four tests in four days a month before that. (MKT 307, MGT 312, ISM 210, ART 101).


 :wtf

It fulfilled an AULER. All University Liberal Education Requirement. It was probably one of the last such courses I needed to take. It was a survey of western art, or something along those lines. Thickest textbook ever.

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« Reply #2743 on: October 27, 2009, 12:55:40 PM »
there's a girl with redhair and bangs.


estalking to follow.

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2744 on: October 27, 2009, 12:56:50 PM »
See this is why you should go to class!

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2745 on: October 27, 2009, 02:51:26 PM »
I had a dream last night that I spent five-hundred thousand dollars trying to catch a giant lobster worth one-hundred million.

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« Reply #2746 on: October 27, 2009, 02:53:49 PM »
 :lol That's a great dream

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« Reply #2747 on: October 27, 2009, 03:14:40 PM »
Let's hope the questionnaire doesn't ask for a short essay on your views on child rape.

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2748 on: October 27, 2009, 03:18:42 PM »
See this is why you should go to class!

Now find out why you should go to class.

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« Reply #2749 on: October 27, 2009, 03:39:55 PM »
See this is why you should go to class!

Now find out why you should go to class.

I'm a compsci student!  There are no hot girls there!  ...and only one cute one in my philo class. 

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2750 on: October 27, 2009, 04:02:40 PM »
Perfect! You can hit on the homely ones to bolster your self-esteem! :pimp
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2751 on: October 27, 2009, 05:36:05 PM »
Fuck I have a mosquito bite on my nose.
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« Reply #2752 on: October 27, 2009, 05:38:38 PM »
Fuck I have a mosquito bite on my nose.

that sucks
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2753 on: October 27, 2009, 07:45:34 PM »
i wanna get laid in madrid
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2754 on: October 27, 2009, 07:48:31 PM »
I want a job.
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« Reply #2755 on: October 27, 2009, 07:51:20 PM »
I need to start drinking more whiskey. can't sleep anymore :-\

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2756 on: October 27, 2009, 07:52:05 PM »
I want a job which is getting laid in Madrid.
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2757 on: October 27, 2009, 07:57:39 PM »
i'm ok with just jerking off in madrid
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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2758 on: October 27, 2009, 07:59:40 PM »
Next post: "I'm OK with just jerking off."
Next post: "I am just jerking off."

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Re: Official Log Thread of Logging Logs: A Place For Random Talk
« Reply #2759 on: October 27, 2009, 08:00:34 PM »
I CAN'T jerk off.  :-\
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