Author Topic: I'm watching Casino Royale right now (Read 5276 times)

Billy Rygar · « **on:** June 08, 2009, 01:00:19 AM »

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring

why is he driving a ford?

Crushed · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:01:49 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 08, 2009, 01:00:19 AM

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring

why is he driving a ford?

THE FINEST CAR YOU HAVE *ford commercial plays*

next he loads up the advanced blu-ray cctv video

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:02:45 AM »

turn it off. watch Bourne instead

Bocsius · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:05:57 AM »

And why did the USA network feel the need to ruin a perfectly good weekend by showing this movie four days in a row?

I needed my cure for the end-of-weekend-itis.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:06:58 AM »

I'd rather watch Goldeneye.

Bocsius · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:09:58 AM »

Side note: Remember when Casino Royale was the next PS3 killer app? Good times.

Mandark · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:12:48 AM »

I was really expecting this to be about the Sellers/Niven/Allen version. Don't ask me why.

Crushed · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:16:05 AM »

wait until the ending with the scrotum

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:16:23 AM »

Quote from: Bocsius on June 08, 2009, 01:09:58 AM

Side note: Remember when Casino Royale was the next PS3 killer app? Good times.

loooooooooooooooooooooool

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:40:43 AM »

We wear the same watch.

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Eric P · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:45:04 AM »

the only thing that was separating that guy from Daniel Craig was the watch. i had to double check to make certain it wasn't he in glasses.

muckhole · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:55:47 AM »

This was the first Bond movie I ever fell asleep during.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:56:24 AM »

This is like the 20th time this whole board has gotten aboard the "let's all hate on Casino Royale train." Just sayin'.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:58:16 AM »

Drink more wine.

Vizzys · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2009, 01:59:33 AM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on June 08, 2009, 01:56:24 AM

This is like the 20th time this whole board has gotten aboard the "let's all hate on Casino Royale train." Just sayin'.

ya its a little late for this i think

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:15:56 AM »

poker and boat trips

Tucah · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:18:09 AM »

I've never been a big Bond fan, but I never got the big deal over Casino Royale. At least it's better than Quantum of Solace.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:19:55 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on June 08, 2009, 02:18:09 AM

I've never been a big Bond fan, but I never got the big deal over Casino Royale. At least it's better than Quantum of Solace.

synopsis: car/boat chases and car/boat trips

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:24:26 AM »

My mom didn't like Casino Royale because she said that Daniel Craig wasn't good looking.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:39:09 AM »

connery >> craig

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moore > craig

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Crushed · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:42:38 AM »

told you there's scrotum

Narag · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:46:56 AM »

I adore the film but the poker was increasingly disruptive.
It becamse an agonizing wait for all-ins with something stupid happening inbetween.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:53:15 AM »

I have no idea how to play poker, so that scene had no relevance to me personally. Maybe if I understood the rules I'd have given a fuck

cool breeze · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:53:57 AM »

If you want a good idea of just how bad Quantum of Solace is, people who like Casino Royale think it's a bad movie.

btw, is the Bourne trilogy on blu-ray yet?

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 02:53:15 AM

I have no idea how to play poker, so that scene had no relevance to me personally. Maybe if I understood the rules I'd have given a fuck

I played different variants of poker 5 days a week for 2 years and I still didn't really understand what was going on

Movie was still great. Ball torture was hilarious if only for Craig saying "scratch me balls." He slipped out of character there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2009, 02:57:51 AM »

Trolling aside, CR isn't horrible. The action is great. The problem is everything after the final, shitty casino scene is just shittier

QoS has a hot Bond chick unlike CR. I had a boner on multiple occasions

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** June 08, 2009, 03:02:14 AM »

I can't say I like any Bond movie either. Some are more tolerable than others on Thanksgiving

North by Northwest>*
Bourne>*

Narag · « **Reply #26 on:** June 08, 2009, 03:03:21 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 02:53:15 AM

I have no idea how to play poker, so that scene had no relevance to me personally. Maybe if I understood the rules I'd have given a fuck

Beats the fuck out of watching Baccarat.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 08, 2009, 02:57:13 AM

The chances of me having anything to do with something named "Quantum of Solace" are 0. I mean if your idea of titling the fucking movie is stealing phrases off of Ibiza party flyers imagine what you're going to do with the rest of the film.

Its taken from an Ian Fleming short story that shares the equally stupid title.

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** June 08, 2009, 03:12:10 AM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on June 08, 2009, 01:56:24 AM

This is like the 20th time this whole board has gotten aboard the "let's all hate on Casino Royale train." Just sayin'.

it's that bad

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** June 08, 2009, 03:20:33 AM »

Bourne

duckman2000 · « **Reply #29 on:** June 08, 2009, 03:45:21 AM »

Quote from: swaggaz on June 08, 2009, 02:53:57 AM

btw, is the Bourne trilogy on blu-ray yet?

Yeah, almost picked up the boxset this weekend, but it was $89 at Best Buy. $:-\$

brawndolicious · « **Reply #30 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:56:36 PM »

Texas Hold'em is like normal poker but simpler. The reason they chose it was that it's a fad right now, I think it's actually the type of poker they show on ESPN.

Regardless, this movie had no testicles at all.

Powerslave · « **Reply #31 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:58:28 PM »

In Soviet Russia, Casino Royale watches YOU right now.

Solo · « **Reply #32 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:04:20 PM »

Well, at least Cohen finally watched it, so I no longer have to do an epic rolleyes when he speaks ill of it.

Veidt · « **Reply #33 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:05:30 PM »

Watch the Bourne series.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #34 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:08:16 PM »

i sorta liked it okay

didn't seem like a james bond movie at all, though

maybe his sulky brother, phil bond

Veidt · « **Reply #35 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:11:32 PM »

Phil Bond.

Solo · « **Reply #36 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:16:41 PM »

I should note that Im fairly certain a good chunk of internet CR haters actually like the movie.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:17:02 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 08, 2009, 05:04:04 AM

A lot of people were telling me that I have to understand poker (Texas Hold'em) in order enjoy and appreciate the movie. I'm glad that someone other than me disagrees.

I think if you understood poker, you would roll your eyes at the final hand, which included a flush, two full houses, and a straight flush.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #38 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:17:33 PM »

phil's moody because his cooler brother gets tied up and tickle-tortured by women with names like Kimona Wanalaya, while he gets his nuts yanked through a wicker chair seat and slapped with knotted rope by men who probably don't wash their hands after wiping their asses

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #39 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM »

I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green.

Solo · « **Reply #40 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:18:22 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM

I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green.

You are a scholar and a gentleman

Veidt · « **Reply #41 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:19:07 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM

I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green.

You have my sword.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:21:57 PM »

Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:18:22 PM

Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM
I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green.

You are a scholar and a gentleman

I've also watched Chuck from day one.

Veidt · « **Reply #43 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:22:44 PM »

And my bow.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #44 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:35:19 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:37:41 PM »

Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:16:41 PM

I should note that Im fairly certain a good chunk of internet CR haters actually like the movie.

Same with TDK

Powerslave · « **Reply #46 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:54:41 PM »

TDK is the best movie ever since ever.

Veidt · « **Reply #47 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:58:40 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on June 08, 2009, 09:54:41 PM

TDK is the best movie ever since ever.

Proof?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #48 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:00:04 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on June 08, 2009, 09:58:40 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on June 08, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
TDK is the best movie ever since ever.

Proof?

FoC's joke account revealed.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #49 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:11:03 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2009, 09:08:16 PM

i sorta liked it okay

didn't seem like a james bond movie at all, though

maybe his sulky brother, phil bond

But the old Bond format sucks, I'd much rather it be exactly like the Bourne trilogy.

Boogie · « **Reply #50 on:** June 09, 2009, 12:21:03 AM »

Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:04:20 PM

Well, at least Cohen finally watched it, so I no longer have to do an epic rolleyes when he speaks ill of it.

"Watched" is probably too strong a term. He probably had the movie on the television, and would occasionally glance at it just for subject matter to make fun of within this thread.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #51 on:** June 09, 2009, 12:23:21 AM »

pussy galore > bourne

Solo · « **Reply #52 on:** June 09, 2009, 06:25:21 AM »

Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:21:57 PM

Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Quote from: Malek on June 08, 2009, 09:17:45 PM
I actually liked the movie.

And Eva Green.

You are a scholar and a gentleman

I've also watched Chuck from day one.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2009, 09:37:41 PM

Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:16:41 PM
I should note that Im fairly certain a good chunk of internet CR haters actually like the movie.

Same with TDK

Not sure if this is aimed at me, but if so, Im not a TDK hater, on the internet or in real life. I love the movie. But I also happen to think its overrated as fuck, and has the most annoying fans ever.

Quote from: Boogie on June 09, 2009, 12:21:03 AM

Quote from: Solo on June 08, 2009, 09:04:20 PM
Well, at least Cohen finally watched it, so I no longer have to do an epic rolleyes when he speaks ill of it.

"Watched" is probably too strong a term. He probably had the movie on the television, and would occasionally glance at it just for subject matter to make fun of within this thread.

You might be on to something here