Author Topic: Fig Newtons (Read 2571 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** June 08, 2009, 08:55:56 PM »

even the off-brand kinds are delicious

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1 on:** June 08, 2009, 08:58:07 PM »

yes. <3

etiolate · « **Reply #2 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:30:34 PM »

oh god fig newtons are disgusting

"ITS NOT A COOKIE!"

no shit

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:32:53 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #4 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:35:14 PM »

you guys enjoy your milk and toast, sorry to hear fig newtons are too wild and exotic for your taste

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:38:29 PM »

How can anyone not like fig newtons?

Veidt · « **Reply #6 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:46:22 PM »

Fig newtons?
what is that?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #7 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:48:53 PM »

Bocsius · « **Reply #8 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:49:41 PM »

DO NOT WANT

Veidt · « **Reply #9 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:51:25 PM »

Those things, I don't know what to think. I mean, are they cookies? Are they cake? What's inside them??

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:51:47 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on June 08, 2009, 09:46:22 PM

Fig newtons?
what is that?

It's like someone took a shit and wrapped a cake like bread around it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #11 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:52:45 PM »

you guys are nuts

veidt, fig newtons are fig-filled cakelike treats

Barry Egan · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:53:35 PM »

Seriously smh right now.

Veidt · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:55:35 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2009, 09:52:45 PM

you guys are nuts

veidt, fig newtons are fig-filled cakelike treats

googled. wow. They are tasty. Forget the haters.
I hate Date-filled cakelike treats. That sort of looked the same. Healthy things.

Veidt · « **Reply #14 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:55:55 PM »

Ate, I mean ate. fuuuuck. I hate this non-editing thing.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:56:49 PM »

Fig newtons are awesome. So delicious, especially when coupled with a tall glass of ice-cold milk.

Why can't I have a big box of them sitting beside me right now? :'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #16 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:59:02 PM »

I'm pretty much forced to leave my comfortable bed and attain a box of newtons thanks to this thread.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:04:59 PM »

Lots of people were exposed in this thread. smh

Veidt · « **Reply #18 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:09:21 PM »

Hey, I ate one of those. I feel so violated now.

Bildi · « **Reply #19 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:16:14 PM »

We don't have those here. But we do have these:

I don't even know what their definition of "fruit" is, but what do I care.

etiolate · « **Reply #20 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:21:24 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2009, 09:48:53 PM

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Origin of Tingle discovered

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:32:18 PM »

BIG FIG

sounds like a character from a MGS Wii spin off title

Bildi · « **Reply #22 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:59:50 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 08, 2009, 10:19:10 PM

"High fructose corn syrup contaminated with toxic mercury"

Mercury for that added zing.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #23 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:06:09 PM »

I loooove fig newtons. YOu guys ever have apple fig newtons? Soooo good.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #24 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:10:03 PM »

dates

figs

Powerslave · « **Reply #25 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:11:09 PM »

dates

dried figs

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:11:12 PM »

Haven't had them in years, but I always liked them.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:14:58 PM »

I never really cared for them. If someone had a sleeve, I would chomp on some but I don't think I would go "Hey, Fig Newtons!" in the supermarket.

muckhole · « **Reply #28 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:35:21 PM »

Blueberry Newtons.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:47:31 PM »

i enjoy the entire newton family of edible products, from apple to strawberry to blueberry

i enjoy all forms of dates, as well, except the kind that poison spider monkeys

Barry Egan · « **Reply #30 on:** June 08, 2009, 11:54:10 PM »

Newtons were acquired. Off-brand, as suggested in the op.

Current status of Newtons: annihilated.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #31 on:** June 09, 2009, 01:10:03 AM »

Great snack. I'm more of a 100-calorie popcorn bag man myself, but my wife and I like to keep fig or raspberry Newtons around for when we watch movies.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #32 on:** June 09, 2009, 02:17:38 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 08, 2009, 11:14:58 PM

I never really cared for them. If someone had a sleeve, I would chomp on some but I don't think I would go "Hey, Fig Newtons!" in the supermarket.

Same here. I don't hate them. I just wouldn't spend money on them.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #33 on:** June 09, 2009, 11:39:14 AM »

It's not a cookie mother, it's a newton.

Reb · « **Reply #34 on:** June 09, 2009, 11:58:55 AM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 08, 2009, 11:47:31 PM

i enjoy the entire newton family of edible products, from apple to strawberry to blueberry

i enjoy all forms of dates, as well, except the kind that poison spider monkeys

Hey eel, wanna go on a date?

tehjaybo · « **Reply #35 on:** June 09, 2009, 12:11:17 PM »

I don't hate them, but I would rather have some other type of snack.

Then again, it has been years since I ate any. I will be going to WalMart on my lunch break, and obtaining these so called "fig-filled cakelike treats".

Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** June 09, 2009, 12:20:20 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on June 09, 2009, 12:11:17 PM

I don't hate them, but I would rather have some other type of snack.

Then again, it has been years since I ate any. I will be going to WalMart on my lunch break, and obtaining these so called "fig-filled cakelike treats".

They are from the days of old.

Yeti · « **Reply #37 on:** June 09, 2009, 12:41:16 PM »

I didn't know Newtons came in flavors other than fig. Strawberry Newtons sound delicious.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #38 on:** June 09, 2009, 06:59:44 PM »

I like Fig Newtons, but two or three at a time is all I can eat.

I've never had the other flavors. Any of them good?

Powerslave · « **Reply #39 on:** June 09, 2009, 07:36:21 PM »

Fag Newtons

Enl · « **Reply #40 on:** June 09, 2009, 08:49:49 PM »

This and broccoli. Two things I hated as a child but fucking love now.

Veidt · « **Reply #41 on:** June 09, 2009, 08:55:37 PM »

Broccoli is awesome. I remember a few years ago in highschool. I just packed broccoli and enjoyed the shit out of it. Because that's what men do. I was like
"Brocolli please, "

lunch lady was like " Just....Broccoli?!"

me : " Just broccoli"
So badass, ate that shit with a happy face.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #42 on:** June 09, 2009, 09:26:55 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 09, 2009, 06:59:44 PM

I like Fig Newtons, but two or three at a time is all I can eat.

I've never had the other flavors. Any of them good?

the only flavors nabisco still makes are strawberry or raspberry

of those two strawberry is best

they discontinued blueberry and apple

Barry Egan · « **Reply #43 on:** June 09, 2009, 09:28:35 PM »

iirc, strawberry trumped even those discontinued flavors though

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #44 on:** June 09, 2009, 09:50:58 PM »

Broccoli steamed but still has some crunch

muckhole · « **Reply #45 on:** June 09, 2009, 11:50:40 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 09, 2009, 09:26:55 PM

they discontinued blueberry

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

tehjaybo · « **Reply #46 on:** June 10, 2009, 11:37:11 AM »

So I forgot to get these when I went to Walmart.

Icecream

chronovore · « **Reply #47 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:25:30 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 09, 2009, 12:04:10 PM

FIG NEWTONS

Almost impossible to find in Japan.

WAT? What do you mean by "almost impossible"? I love the things, and I've NEVER seen them here. Have you?!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #48 on:** June 10, 2009, 10:41:36 PM »

If any of Japan Bore wants some, I will bring them when I come to Tokyo* next April.

*Must be willing to hang out with my wife and I to receive said Newtons.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #49 on:** June 10, 2009, 11:24:00 PM »

Chicken Fettuccine with Broccoli (that's been blanched) is omg

muckhole · « **Reply #50 on:** June 10, 2009, 11:27:38 PM »

That would be one horrible Newton.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #51 on:** June 10, 2009, 11:47:38 PM »

fig newtons

They're delicious, but I haven't had them in years. The one thing I don't like is the coating they leave in my mouth everytime I have more than one. I will also bring some to Japanbore next time I am in the nihons (hopefully August) and we will get drunk and then have them, as I imagine that is the way to go.

Note to self to buy fig newtons this weekend to see if booze and fig newtons is indeed the way to go. I bet it's awesome.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #52 on:** June 10, 2009, 11:59:35 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on June 10, 2009, 11:27:38 PM

That would be one horrible Newton.

chronovore · « **Reply #53 on:** June 11, 2009, 01:14:49 AM »

Quote from: distantmantra on June 10, 2009, 10:41:36 PM

If any of Japan Bore wants some, I will bring them when I come to Tokyo* next April.

*Must be willing to hang out with my wife and I to receive said Newtons.

That'd be great for me, except I'm in Osaka. And Tokyo is probably the one place in Japan that /does/ have them. I've not seen them, but the foreign grocers there seem to have EVERYTHING.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #54 on:** June 11, 2009, 03:30:25 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on June 09, 2009, 08:55:37 PM

Broccoli is awesome. I remember a few years ago in highschool. I just packed broccoli and enjoyed the shit out of it. Because that's what men do. I was like
"Brocolli please, "

lunch lady was like " Just....Broccoli?!"

me : " Just broccoli"
So badass, ate that shit with a happy face.

I bet they beat you after school because of that, I know I would have.

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With my penis though.

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #55 on:** June 11, 2009, 05:26:14 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on June 11, 2009, 01:14:49 AM

Quote from: distantmantra on June 10, 2009, 10:41:36 PM
If any of Japan Bore wants some, I will bring them when I come to Tokyo* next April.

*Must be willing to hang out with my wife and I to receive said Newtons.

That'd be great for me, except I'm in Osaka. And Tokyo is probably the one place in Japan that /does/ have them. I've not seen them, but the foreign grocers there seem to have EVERYTHING.

Yeah, we did Kyoto/Osaka/Hiroshima on our honeymoon trip. This time we want to focus on Tokyo (since we didn't see a whole lot of it last time) and the surrounding areas.

chronovore · « **Reply #56 on:** June 22, 2009, 03:58:23 AM »

Attention Japanborez: if you can't find Fig Newtons, but have access to a Kaldi or other source of imported foods, try LU's Figolu. It's pretty good. The outside is a little more biscuit-y, and the inside's a little sweeter and less gritty. They're about 550 a pack at Kaldi, and worth it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:40:41 PM »

Apple fig newtons were the best. So good.

Yeti · « **Reply #58 on:** June 22, 2009, 09:20:14 PM »

I just got back from the grocery and forgot all about newton's, fuuuuuck

castle007 · « **Reply #59 on:** June 22, 2009, 09:59:25 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on June 08, 2009, 09:30:34 PM

oh god fig newtons are disgusting

"ITS NOT A COOKIE!"

no shit

I actually haven't had fig newtons in a long time. I forgot how they taste.

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Author Topic: Fig Newtons (Read 2571 times)