Author Topic: "I'm lotioning right now." (Read 2325 times)

Diablos · « **on:** December 09, 2006, 10:01:18 AM »

[05:53] * CrystalGemini has joined #evilbore
[06:00] <CrystalGemini> Good evening!
[06:00] <CrystalGemini> \(^O^)
[06:00] <Willco> Good evening!
[06:00] <CrystalGemini> LOL
[06:01] <CrystalGemini> I'm lotioning right now.
[06:03] <CrystalGemini> Wrong window.
[06:03] <CrystalGemini> Ignore that.
[06:21] * CrystalGemini has quit IRC (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com)

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2006, 10:04:27 AM »

something steamy be going on at #evilbore. But it doesnt surprise me at all. I mean look at the Demiwalking thing that can get steamy too.

But funny none the less.

Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2006, 10:06:50 AM »

Willco gives her the hose if she doesn't lotion.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:38:53 PM »

I really wish she didn't type that in IRC $:-\$

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:40:38 PM »

oh please, that's tame as fuck.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #5 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:41:36 PM »

Bacon · « **Reply #6 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:41:46 PM »

It does that when it's told.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:45:44 PM »

At least Willco isn't one of those demanding boyfriends. Just put on some lotion and he's fine with you

Christopher · « **Reply #8 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:49:53 PM »

Was the lotion candy cane scented?

Bacon · « **Reply #9 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:58:11 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on December 09, 2006, 12:49:53 PM

Was the lotion candy cane scented?

It smelled like bleach. Feder provided the lotion, if you know what I mean.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:59:12 PM »

It's from BED, BATH & BEYOND for Christ's sake!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** December 09, 2006, 12:59:25 PM »

"Don't! Stop!"

Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** December 09, 2006, 01:09:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 09, 2006, 12:59:12 PM

It's from BED, BATH & BEYOND for Christ's sake!

Well sorry, not all of us got to watch over the webcam.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #13 on:** December 09, 2006, 01:11:20 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 09, 2006, 12:59:12 PM

It's from BED, BATH & BEYOND for Christ's sake!

Do you mean Bath & Body Works?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** December 09, 2006, 01:12:08 PM »

Or a Linens & Things!

Bacon · « **Reply #15 on:** December 09, 2006, 01:12:36 PM »

He mixed up lotion and the pillows she was biting later that night.

Diablos · « **Reply #16 on:** December 09, 2006, 02:28:53 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on December 09, 2006, 12:49:53 PM

Was the lotion candy cane scented?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** December 09, 2006, 02:40:06 PM »

I hate you all.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** December 09, 2006, 02:46:42 PM »

Last time I lotioned, I made a babay

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #19 on:** December 09, 2006, 02:58:48 PM »

Hey Willco, I'm putting some gravy on my poutine.

whiteACID · « **Reply #20 on:** December 09, 2006, 03:40:05 PM »

This is bullshit, everyone knows the best lotion is Brown Vanilla Sugar from B&B

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #21 on:** December 09, 2006, 03:44:23 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on December 09, 2006, 03:40:05 PM

This is bullshit, everyone knows the best lotion is Brown Vanilla Sugar from B&B

Sadly i know exactly what your talking about. God is it heavenly at least on the girl i used to smell it on.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #22 on:** December 09, 2006, 03:49:11 PM »

what the fuck does lotion do. girls waste so much time with shit that doesnt matter.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** December 09, 2006, 04:09:29 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 09, 2006, 03:49:11 PM

what the fuck does lotion do. girls waste so much time with shit that doesnt matter.

Makes them smell good and makes their skin sexily soft?

Vizzys · « **Reply #24 on:** December 09, 2006, 04:18:52 PM »

Awesome thread.

etiolate · « **Reply #25 on:** December 09, 2006, 05:48:06 PM »

haha I almsot made this thread but I didnt want to make an IRC THREAD

Bacon · « **Reply #26 on:** December 09, 2006, 05:51:14 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 09, 2006, 03:49:11 PM

what the fuck does lotion do. girls waste so much time with shit that doesnt matter.

You must date some ashy bitches.

Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** December 09, 2006, 07:44:56 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on December 09, 2006, 03:49:11 PM

what the fuck does lotion do.

Are you stupid?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #28 on:** December 09, 2006, 07:54:21 PM »

I seem to get by just fine without ever using lotion.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** December 09, 2006, 08:01:52 PM »

Unless you're jacking off there's no need to tell people you're using lotion, and we know Crystal wouldn't be using lotion to jack off unless...

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #30 on:** December 09, 2006, 08:08:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2006, 08:01:52 PM

Unless you're jacking off there's no need to tell people you're using lotion, and we know Crystal wouldn't be using lotion to jack off unless...

YOu need lotion for that too? Yall are weaksauce.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** December 09, 2006, 08:34:11 PM »

I don't use lotion for it. It's best when it's slower imo, not all fast and shit

Vizzys · « **Reply #32 on:** December 09, 2006, 08:35:49 PM »

Well this thread got gay pretty quick.

Diablos · « **Reply #33 on:** December 09, 2006, 09:09:30 PM »

Seriously.

Phoenix and FoC, stop gaying up the thread. Use PM's, you homos.

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