Possible to learn how to dance in 5hrs?

[morphix]

Long story short, new GF started a new job 3 weeks ago, they like her and invited her to the big office Xmas party tonight.  She told me on Wednesday, I have no formal attire (my only suit fit me when I was 150lbs heavier) so I rented a tux and bought her a dress.  Last night we were running around picking everything up and she tells me there will be dancing too.

So I am fucked, I can't dance at all (big white dork, do the math) so what can I do?  I told her and she is OK that I can't dance, but I want her to have a good time.

I am watching Hitch right now on DVD, trying to learn that little thing Kevin James does.  Any tips?

[Wobedraggled]

Most white men can't dance.

have a few drinks and shuffle around like the pasty white man you are.

[Fatghost28]

Watch Seinfeld, do what Elaine does, then profit.

[G The Resurrected]

Side to Side just remember that. Throw a swivel somewhere in there and your good man. But yeah get lubed tonight cause booze will help relax you.

I dont know what kind of dancing you'll be doing so I cant help ya out much.

[Christopher]

pfft formal dancing is easy dude, just do what you can and have fun and don't take it too serioulsy.

[morphix]

sounds like a plan.

get boozed up

side to side

have fun

 

[rocketman]

Spike the punch.

Have everyone pass out.

Dance like you have a fever.

[Wobedraggled]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4373271538508581160&q=the+hustle+dance+steps&hl=en

All set

[ToxicAdam]

Keep your hands below your chest, when you attempt to dance. Don't become "that guy".

[Diablos]

I cannot dance, PERIOD.

[Mupepe]

Watching Hitch to learn 

I love you, buddy.

[BlueTsunami]

Put your leg in between your girls legs (while both standing) and grind grind grinnnndddddd. Imagine your trying to wind up a very large clock that has gears made up of legs and a vagina.

[morphix]

Didn't end up dancing but I did get smashed and had a good time (hotel was on the beach, and no one was outside because it was windy  ).

Took some pics (well I think I did, a lot of wine and gin & tonic so everything is a little fuzzy) and I'll post them when I get home 

[Shuri]

how about just practicing with her before going there?

[whiteACID]

seems it's already over