I caught a 10am screening at the new Regal 14-screeen megaplex about a 1/2 mile from my house this morning. It was horrendously bad. There wasn't a single joke that was funny, the little minibots were flat out stupid, and the racial stereotypes were awful. And can they make the Decepticons look like something other than scrap metal and clumps of random wires?
But, after turning my "I only like foreign films and stuff you've never heard of nor have any interest in seeing" brain off I found enough robot fighting action to enjoy it for what it was.
I should also note that the theater was having technical problems, so the film started 30 minutes late. Then, the audio kept cutting out during the trailers and the first five minutes of the movie. The majority of the crowd got up and left, but I stuck it out. I ended up getting my $8.50 refunded as well as a free ticket that can be used on any movie, including IMAX screenings.
In summary, Transformers 2 is horrid. If you hated the first one, you'll hate this just as much, if not even more. But! I ended up getting paid in cash and a free ticket to watch GIANT ROBOTS BEAT THE EVERLIVING CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER, and it's not like I had anything better to do this morning.
I have a couple comments about the storyline itself, but I'll spoiler them.
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1. Did I see a Decepticon Fruit Fucker in the Whitwicky's kitchen?
2. Ok, so our band of teenage heroes and ex-Section 7 guy go to the Air and Space Smithsonian in WASHINGTON D.C. to pick up Jetfire. That's fine and dandy, but when they walk outside they're in what appears to be a DESERT IN THE SOUTHWEST SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAINS. WHAT THE HELL?!?